Boardroom

Imma make a suggestion that may blow Skifredo’s mind: perhaps he should have read the frickin’ sign.

The sign may have said “permanently closed”. Alternatively, it may have said “our bathroom was backed up because somebody took a giant shit that clogged the plumbing - we will reopen when the place doesn’t smell like shit and body glitter.”

Regardless, we’ll never know because Fredo doesn’t read. Also, how many of you think Fredo was responsible for trashing the toilets with a massive shit? This rick thinks that’s likely. ROAR!!!

^ Wasting your breath loser. I see nothing you post.

But you still take the time to respond…I guess this particular lion is living rent-free in the Fredo noggin. Makes sense. After all, we ricks are so frickin’ amazing that everybody is always thinking about us. Even weirdo losers like Skifredo. ROAR!!!

While I remember strip clubs being open always in a blizzard, I’m pretty sure they closed due to weather.

The note on the door said closed due to weather.

I guess the answer is because it was a bored room? By the way, that Lion really is a frickin genious! Lol

The last time this happened to me with a club, I later learned they were replacing the flooring (carpet).

MateApe, much as this rick appreciates being hailed as a rickish genius, it isn’t hard to outshine the Fredo.

I mean really, what kind of defective weirdo drives to a club, notes that it appears to be closed, notices that it has a note on the door, leaves, and asks the frickin’ internet what is up? I’ll tell you who does that - someone with yogurt where his brains should be.

ROAR!!!

And yet it takes effort to stalk Ski across TUSCL, but that is deemed normal!

Rickthelion is the type of person who joins the neighbors in searching for the missing child, who is later found buried in the piece of shit's basement.