Discussions by jackslash (page 571)

I caught a disease in a strip club. I'm sharing my sad story in order to warn other men about what can happen if they enter one of these dens of iniquity. In June...

OK, this is a little off topic because the dancer in question is not a stripper. But I love the New York Post headline. And the relationship between the "geezer" and...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/rosiegray/the-top-5-strip-clubs-for-the-republican-national Do our Tampa clubbers agree?...

Watching women's volley ball in Olympics. One member of USA team is a tall thin black girl named "Destinee Hooker." Talk about stripper names! ...

http://www.holymoly.com/celebrity/news/quote-day-hugh-hefner-says-women-just-use-him-sex63840 I've always considered Hugh Hefner a douche. But I envy his opportunities with women. Would you live like Hefner if you could?...

I just got back from the club and I'm puzzled. A fav of mine, Sindi, called at 1PM and asked if I could come in. Being a nice guy, I said...

My ATF's parents had a 4th of July BBQ, and she invited me to come. Her boyfriend was out of town, and so she wanted me to be her date. I was...

The Canadian federal government will not issue new work permits for foreign strippers and will not renew existing permits. http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/politics/article/1221374--strip-clubs-massage-parlours-and-escort-services-banned-from-bringing-in-foreign-temporary-workers The story indicates that "There are about 800 strippers on work permits at various clubs across...

I had a favorite dancer Stacy, who left for parts unknown a year ago. Stacy had incredible breasts, which I played with to my heart's content in VIP. But she told me...

They want to open a strip club on Sesame Street. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/25/north-miami-sesame-street-strip-club_n_1624026.html Should we expect strippers with names like Bertie and Ernie and Nookie Monster?...

My ATF had told me about her 15-year-old neighbor Daniel, who was in love with her. Any time he saw her outside, he would find a reason to come over and talk to...

Stripper arrested for lying to police about robbery of baseball player's room. Who knew that a stripper would lie or rob from you? http://www.sportsgrid.com/mlb/aroldis-chapman-stripper/ ...

Strippers have asked me some strange questions over the years, but today I heard the strangest. My ATF was lying in bed with me after sex and began talking about her live-in...

Who knew there was a rapper named Charlamagne? His text reveals an impressive grasp of the English language. "Spending 10k on one stripper is basic as f**k especially if she didn't give you know...

As the Canadian Parliament prepares to cancel work permits for alien strippers (aliens from other countries, not outer space), some dancers vow to stay in Canada illegally. http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2012/06/16/19885791.html As someone who weeps at injustice, I have...

Yesterday I was relaxing at my table in the club with a cold $8.75 beer. A young dancer I didn't know stopped and asked if I would like a dance. I politely...

My relationship with my ATF has lasted longer than a Kardashian marriage. I first saw her in the club about 2 1/2 years ago, but I had another favorite at that time....

"all existing temporary work visas to foreign-born strippers will be cancelled, all new applications will be denied and all "open" work visa holders will be barred from working in the adult entertainment industry." http://www.torontosun.com/2012/06/11/strippers-to-be-stripped-of-work-visas-kenney Canadians will...

Two dancers trying to converse over the loud music. Dancer 1: "Don't worry about it, Mercedes. You can just wash it out with shampoo. I get cum in my hair all the...

Last week I gave a dancer a ride to the club because her car was in the shop. The whole way, she kept complaining about the repair shop owner, who was pressuring her...

Too many guys whine about how wives or girlfriends don't want them hanging in strip clubs and how strippers take advantage of them. They need to watch this inspirational video on how to...

Motorhead had a discussion yesterday about reviews by dancers and the shill factor. I just happened to see a review of CR Fanny's in PA by tempest666. It's a good...

You will be relieved to hear that pitbull lawyer Gloria Allred has taken the case of Sarah Tressler, the Houston reported who was fired because she also worked as a stripper. http://www.forbes.com/sites/crime/2012/05/23/stripping-their-way-through-college-eeoc-will-weigh-in-on-gender-discrimination-charge/ I sympathize with Sarah....

Farmerart told the tale of how his dog did not like the dancer he brought home. I have another story of a dancer and a dog. A couple weeks ago I went to the...

Article on Motley Crue's "Girls Girls Girls" and 10 other top strip club songs. Good stripper dancing on some of the videos. http://blogs.houstonpress.com/rocks/2012/05/girls_girls_girls_turns_25_the.php They don't include a couple of my favorites: 1. Porn Star Dancing...

Thursday's visit to the strip club: Cover charge (free in afternoon)................................................ $0.00 Drinks for myself, my favorite dancers and the cute waitress.....$140.50 Lap dances, etc...........................................................................$550.00 Valet parking...............................................................................$7.00 Total...........................................................................................$697.50 That damn valet parking is killing me....

Dancers at Le Crazy Horse in Paris have gone on strike by refusing to take off their clothes until they get a raise. http://www.theweek.co.uk/arts-life/46964/french-strippers-strike-dancers-crazy-horse-want-more-pay When I was in Paris last year my hotel was right across...

Reading the discussions on TUSCL, I sometimes wonder what the people on this forum look like. In a recent discussion, our friend Juice mentioned he weighed 300 pounds. In my mind's eye,...

Knowing that you pussy hounds love beautiful women, I had to include another story on the Hot Dog Stripper, which shows her body to greater advantage. "The Long Island hot-dog hooker's first day back on...

"Hot Dog Stripper" was accused of selling sex from her hot dog truck. The video shows that a 45-year-old mother of 4 still has a great future as a stripper. http://lynbrook.patch.com/articles/hot-dog-stripper-released-from-jail-back-in-baldwin...

Recently my ATF Christie asked me for a $5000 loan. I told her I didn't have $5000, which was not true but which seemed nicer than an outright refusal. Christie, I'm sure,...

A San Francisco strip club issued a press release touting itself and its "Sexo de Mayo Weekend." http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2012/05/04/prweb9477970.DTL They indicate that this is to celebrate "Mexican Independence Day," which is not what...

Twins--identified as strippers, escorts or prostitutes--arrested on drug charges. Unfortunately, no photos. http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime_and_courts/twin-prostitutes-pair-from-memphis-charged-with-prescription-drug-fraud/article_78875fc0-957b-11e1-a38f-001a4bcf887a.html Would you pay more for a twin stripper lap dance?...

Last Thursday at the club I did not see a fav dancer who usually works Thursdays. Today I asked her why she had been missing. She told me that last...

This article has lots of pictures of the strippers who are defending accused pimp Jello-O Wallace. The girls look OK but I would want to see them without clothes before getting...

"the informant accused Balzer and detectives Richard Landry, Jeremy Channells and Larry Droege of at least once participating in sex acts with strippers during undercover assignments at the Landing Strip in Romulus or Subi's...

Four strippers have created an online petition to free accused pimp Jell-O Wallace. I urge everyone who hates injustice to sign this petition. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/strippers-sound-accused-denver-pimp-germaine-jell-o-wallace-busted-houston-article-1.1065708 ...

In a recent discussion, shadowcat commented, "Actually I never sit in pervert row." This got me thinking about the phrase "pervert row", meaning the row of seats right beside the stage at...

A bonanza for strip clubs? http://www.tampabay.com/news/business/economicdevelopment/strip-clubs-preparing-for-rnc-bonanza/1226121 I'm skeptical. The GOP convention is not the Superbowl or NASCAR. Many delegates represent religious conservatives and "family values" voters. They want nothing to do with...

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi calls his wild parties "elegant dinners." This politician has the biggest balls in the western world. http://www.vancouversun.com/news/Silvio+Berlusconi+says+strip+shows+were+burlesque+contests/6491119/story.html ...

The women with Jell-O Wallace said they were strippers, not prostitutes. Mr. Wallace asserts he is innocent of the charges of being a pimp, and I believe him because he has an honest...

This story calls the Columbian strip club "seedy" and "dingy" and "cheesy." http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2130422/Inside-seedy-Colombian-strip-club-Obamas-Secret-Service-agents-picked-prostitutes.html Looking at the pictures, I have to say I've visited worse clubs than this. ...

Woman who pole dances for fitness wants the sport "to shed it's [sic] stripper image." http://www.wdbj7.com/news/wdbj7-roanoke-woman-trains-for-a-statewide-pole-dance-fitness-competition-20120412,0,6611271.story I feel that the rules for pole dancing competition should specify that the competitor must remove her top at...

Dumber than Hill Country dirt: http://austin.ynn.com/content/top_stories/284130/more-details-emerge-in-strip-club-shooting ...

The 2AM shootings don't worry me, because I don't go clubbing that late. But now I find that wild strippers can hop off the stage and kill patrons. http://www.statesman.com/news/local/dancer-gets-5-years-in-strip-club-death-2293073.html ...

Forbes has an article on how much strippers make. http://www.forbes.com/sites/susannahbreslin/2011/10/25/how-much-do-strippers-make/ This subject is always interesting to me, since we sometimes hear about the fabulous incomes earned by strippers. The writer mentions one dancer who made...

After Sarah Tressler, the dancer who writes the blog "Diary of an Angry Stripper", was outed, she was fired from her regular job as a columnist for the Houston Chronicle. This got me...

I came across this review of a strip club by a college student: http://www.studlife.com/scene/2012/04/02/bare-necessities-in-east-st-louis/ I found the review rather amusing, especially the reviewer's complaints about the dancers: "Most of them were getting on in years (mid-twenties), and...