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What Celebrity Do You Resemble?

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jackslash
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Reading the discussions on TUSCL, I sometimes wonder what the people on this forum look like. In a recent discussion, our friend Juice mentioned he weighed 300 pounds. In my mind's eye, Juice was a skinny guy, and so my impression was obviously incorrect.

Well, most of us don't want to post our real pictures, revealing to the world that we're strip club pervs. But I thought we could say what celebrity we most resembled and include a link to a photo if possible.

I'll go first. I would like to say I look like Clint Eastwood, but that would be a lie. I think the celebrity I most resemble is Woody Allen. I'm not balding or Jewish, but I am a scrawny little guy who wears glasses. Here are a couple photos.

http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&…

http://www.google.com/imgres?start=85&um…

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deogol
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13 years ago
Brad Pitt. Most definitely Brad Pitt. :)
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steve229
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13 years ago

Well, Woody does have a thing for younger woman!

I had a dancer swear I was an actor - unfortunately, she thought I was Steve Buscemi - not exactly a compliment, lol

http://www.availableimages.com/televisio…

Although Buscemi is terrific in Boardwalk Empire, and who can forget Mr. Pink?
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farmerart
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13 years ago
When my beard is in full bloom?--------Santa Claus!
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motorhead
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13 years ago
Steve

I just watched The Big Lebowski for the first time Saturday night. Buscemi didn't have a huge role but Ioved him in Fargo another Coen Brothers film
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Clubber
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13 years ago
Back in the 70's, I was on a plane and a lady said she thought I was Rob Reiner (Mike) from the sitcom "All In The Family". I didn't see the resemblance, but I would have liked to bone Gloria!

http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tv/all-in-t…
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motorhead
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13 years ago
One dancer said I looked exactly line Marlon Brando. I will let you decide if she meant the young Brando or the old Brando.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jL4zJWMslgc/TR…

http://www.wildsound.ca/images/marlon_br…
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shadowcat
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13 years ago
10 years ago several strippers said that I resemble Alan Alda. Todays strippers have never heard of "M.A.S.H".
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JuiceBox69
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13 years ago
Tv show "King of queens" a lot and I mean a fuckin a lot of people say I look just like kevin james on their ecseped I'm balding
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JuiceBox69
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13 years ago
I have more muscle mass with my fat and I grow facial hair...normly a trimmed up beard or a goat t with side burns
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Rod8432
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13 years ago
I've been told Harrison Ford on a number of occasions, but I don't see it.

http://endersgamefandom.files.wordpress.…

I've also been compared to Kevin Bacon, which I think is a better fit...

http://www.thekevinbacongame.com/index.p…
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georgmicrodong
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13 years ago
Dan Aykroyd. I never saw it, but I get somebody new telling me so every few months.
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Alucard
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13 years ago
When I was a LOT young & didn't have gray hair, many people told me that they thought I looked like the actor Elliot Gould. Especially so when I permed my hair.

"Now, apparently the older fat guy look is in"

This isn't stopping my ATF from seeing me! LOL
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Clackport
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13 years ago
Good thread. A lot of people say I look like LA Dodgers baseball player Matt Kemp.
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Alucard
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13 years ago
"A lot of people say I look like LA Dodgers baseball player Matt Kemp"

Too bad you don't have his salary! LMAO
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txtittyfan
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13 years ago
Based on dancer comments, I appear to have the attributes of John Holmes. LOL
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10inches
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13 years ago
used to get people asking for my autograph cause they thought I was John Candy (before he died). I think I look more like John Goodman !!!
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txtittyfan
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13 years ago
According to Dougster's mom, he was always teased for resembling Mr Ed from the rear.
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Dougster
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13 years ago
Apparently if you add txtittyfan and mikeya02 you get a combined 10 IQ points, and a mirror image of Dumb and Dumber.
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JuiceBox69
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13 years ago
This is a good thread !.......I wish I looked like elmo
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Clackport
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13 years ago
@Alucard- LOL
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steve229
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13 years ago

@ranukan - did you also date Rihanna?
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Clackport
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13 years ago
@Steve229- no, but I did meet her at a concert. I was hoping she would be drunk enough to think I was Matt Kemp. I would have been in that pussy that night LMAO.
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vincemichaels
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13 years ago
Noone has ever told me I looked like some celebrity. The best I got was someone saying they saw me dancing at a male stripper joint across the river in Windsor, Ontario, many, many moons ago. I said nope, not me. Just check my timecard for last night, coworker. I was here and I can prove it.
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mikeya02
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13 years ago
I've been told Tommy Lee Jones, for better or worse. Oh, Iniquitous, errr, I mean Dougie, tell me again what your fucking problem is.
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Tiredtraveler
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13 years ago
I've been told Tom Selleck.
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runrdude
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13 years ago
Kenny Loggins. I was a dead ringer. I haven't looked him up lately.
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steve229
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13 years ago

Hmm, let's see - Woody Allen, Steve Buscemi, "Meathead", Kevin James, John Candy,/John Goodman, friggin' Santa Claus, sheesh! - and people wonder why we hang out at strip clubs?

It's the one place we can count on beautiful young women coming up to us and saying, "Hello, handsome" lol
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Pokermon
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13 years ago
When I have about 3 daYS worth of facial hair I've been told i Look like the character Hancock
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=hancock&h…
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steve229
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13 years ago

"I was hoping she would be drunk enough to think I was Matt Kemp. I would have been in that pussy that night LMAO."

Yeah, that would have been great, lol

Years ago, when I was young and single, I met this cute girl at a party at a friend's house. We seemed to hit it off and pretty soon she was all over me. Later as we were making out she told me I looked exactly like her older brother. Apparently she was indulging some kind of incestuous fantasy, lol
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Ermita_Nights
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13 years ago
Might be interesting to ask how we view each other. On second thought, let's not.

In high school I was often compared to Larry Fine. Today, you can see exactly what I look like, my profile photo is an actual photo of me. Lightly photoshopped to remove the deep bags under my eyes.
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23cambyman
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13 years ago
Mark Zuckerberg
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Alucard
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13 years ago
"Based on dancer comments, I appear to have the attributes of John Holmes. LOL"

I'd settle for Peter North. LMAO
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Revolution
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13 years ago
I've been told Kiefer Sutherland looks like me especially now that he's losing his hair.

http://kiefersutherlandhome.com/blog/wp-…



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EarlTee
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13 years ago
Ned Flanders.
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trickystick
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13 years ago
I have been told that I resemble Prince Charles.
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Papi_Chulo
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13 years ago
I've been told on many occasions I look like Troy Aikman – I don’t see it but have been told various times.

I have also been told I look like John Elway – I can see more of a resemblence here although I am about 10 years younger.
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rh48hr
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13 years ago
When I was younger, I was mistaken for Barry Bonds (pre-Steriods) on a couple of occasions.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4082/4739…

I have also been told I look like Avery Brooks.
http://www.sarahgellarfan.pixel51.com/sp…
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magicrat
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13 years ago
"Hmm, let's see - Woody Allen, Steve Buscemi, "Meathead", Kevin James, John Candy,/John Goodman, friggin' Santa Claus, sheesh! - and people wonder why we hang out at strip clubs?

It's the one place we can count on beautiful young women coming up to us and saying, "Hello, handsome" lol"

THE post of the week so far...kudos Steve
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dallas702
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13 years ago
After Al Gore lost to Bush he grew a beard and people started saying I looked like him. The final straw was when, in an airport, security wanted to escort me to a private waiting area because a guard "recognized" me.

I shaved the damn beard!
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Prim0
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13 years ago
I've always thought I looked like Bull from Night Court.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyc9ru…
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steve229
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13 years ago

"Mark Zuckerberg"

Brother, can you spare a billion?
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Columbo
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13 years ago
I've been told by a few people I look like Jamie from Mythbusters, though my facial hair is better trimmed.
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farmerart
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13 years ago
@Ermita_Nights:

Apart from Marlon Brando, you dropped the only celebrity name that I recognized - Larry Fine. Brought back memories of occasional Saturday afternoons at the movies when my old man took me to town with him.
That was a serious adventure for a young farm kid in the early 50s. It didn't matter what the feature presentation would be; I always preferred the Three Stooges shorts that preceded the feature.

How old are you, Ermita_Nights? You must be an old crock like me.
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