As the Canadian Parliament prepares to cancel work permits for alien strippers (aliens from other countries, not outer space), some dancers vow to stay in Canada illegally.
As someone who weeps at injustice, I have been wondering what I can do to help these poor unfortunates. Perhaps we could set up an underground railroad in reverse and smuggle the strippers to freedom in the US. I'm not familiar with American immigration policy with regards to strippers, but I would be willing to sponsor a young lady or two, especially if they had the skills and attitude that would be beneficial to the American economy.
Jack, your selfless dedication to the cause of freedom and justice truly touches my heart.