You Homo
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Yesterday I was relaxing at my table in the club with a cold $8.75 beer. A young dancer I didn't know stopped and asked if I would like a dance. I politely said no thanks. As she walked away she muttered, "You homo."
I thought this was a rather strange remark. I haven't heard the slur "homo" used in a long time, and gays have now gained general acceptance, especially among young people. And would a "homo" hang out in a non-gay strip club? I wasn't even offended because I know I'm not gay. She could have come up with a better insult.
Have any of you gotten a better insult from a dancer?
I thought this was a rather strange remark. I haven't heard the slur "homo" used in a long time, and gays have now gained general acceptance, especially among young people. And would a "homo" hang out in a non-gay strip club? I wasn't even offended because I know I'm not gay. She could have come up with a better insult.
Have any of you gotten a better insult from a dancer?
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Beer is $8.75 at your club? I'd be more insulted by that!
As to the actual "insult", just consider the source. Kinda like on this board, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMR-w88_i…
When I am in a club and a black dancer calls me a racist, I take off my hood, look her straight in the eyes and say, "OK!"
The most common put-down I hear among the rig pigs is 'pussy'. That word doesn't seem to cause fights; just goofy grins and embarrassed red faces on the targets.
I've been called a racist a few times, as well as a few other things. I spend 80 or so nights in 40+ clubs per year, and talk to easily 150+ dancers in that timeframe, so it is simply a function of probability that I will encounter at least a few girls who react badly when they are turned down. I just smile, shrug my shoulders and tell them that they can think what they want. Then I promptly forget about them. ;)
She looked bewildered when I nearly fell out of my chair laughing.
gator: Good vid, for a moment, I thought you'd link that infamous "angel vs devil" scene from Animal House. ( Pintos' paased out date in "Animal House").
I was called a pig for telling a garter holding fully clothed dancer in a nude club "If you want to see some cash, you need to show some gash."
"My "Bitch of the Month" award goes to Courtney. Dark haired night time dancer on Wednesday evening. My new favorite had gone on stage. Courtney plopped down and introduced herself. I politely told her "I don't want to waste your time. I am waiting for some one". She said well you can still get a dance from me while you are waiting. I said no thanks. I am saving it for her. Then she asks me to buy her a drink. When I told her no, she stormed off saying "You are a real ass hole"."
Though I did have an Asian dancer at the Mons Venus call me that. The reason I like the MV is they usually have a nice selection of tanned, blonde, Barbies. I was there in the afternoon and was indulging myself. This dancer would approach me after I returned to my table each and every time. She was Thai or Vietnamese. Not at all my type. Finally she said to me - you've danced with every girl in the club except me. (I did) Why not? You must be a racist."
I was polite but fuck her and her shitty attitude
A black dancer ignored my direct eye contact and my tips. After a dance from a white dancer, the sistah came over to ask who I was and why I wasn't helping her out. I told her that she had ignored my invitation. She lied and said she did not see me. Then, she started to ask me if it was now her turn. I said that the $500.00 I was going to spend on her was gone, but I would buy her one drink. She just got up and walked away. Fine with me.
is that worse than a homeless guy saying fuck you cheapskate
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BINGO. Act like you own the joint and stay above the fray. With money in my pocket and evil intentions in mind, silly comments from a bitter dancer roll away like water off of a duck's back. There is no place in a monger's night for sensitivity, at least if his goal is maximizing his entertainment. Sometimes I'll even wink at them and smile just to let them know that they are wasting their time bitching at me.
Maybe she was really paying you a compliment. She is an anthropology student at Ann Arbor and was impressed with your Homo Erectus.
Pardon me for this misconception, and also for making the impression in some minds that I somehow relish getting sucked into p#@!^ing contests with dancers.
Couple of hours later she asks again. I decline. She says "you've been drinking for 2 hours and still aren't ready? You must be gay." Walks off in a huff. Pissed me off and I left the upstairs room and went to the downstairs room which was more of a festure stage and not my first choice. At some point I talked to a manager and he was "these girls are under a lot of pressure, there's so many of them, and they have to pay their house fee, etc."