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Overheard in the Strip Club

Jun 7, 2012, 5:32 AM
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jackslash
Detroit strip clubs

Two dancers trying to converse over the loud music.

Dancer 1: "Don't worry about it, Mercedes. You can just wash it out with shampoo. I get cum in my hair all the time." Dancer 2: "No, Tiffany. I said I got gum in my hair. GUM!"

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Alucard

Was Juice there somewhere!! LOL

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georgmicrodong
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Corvus

Love it Jackslash. Thanks for sharing. ROFL 2.

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shadowcat

Last Saturday:

Dancer "Are you carrying?"

Me "No. I don't even own a gun"

Dancer "I mean do you have a condom".

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Dougster

Poor whores, guess their lives ain't easy.

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yankee428

Dancer: Hi, my name is Summer

Me: Hi there, my name is Winter

Dancer: That must be a really common name here on the east coast, I"ve only been here a week and you are the 5th guy I met with that name. Would you like a dance

Me: No, thank you

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motorhead

All were good. Thanks for the funnies. :)

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