Overheard in the Strip Club
jackslashDetroit strip clubs
Two dancers trying to converse over the loud music.
Dancer 1: "Don't worry about it, Mercedes. You can just wash it out with shampoo. I get cum in my hair all the time."
Dancer 2: "No, Tiffany. I said I got gum in my hair. GUM!"
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last commentWas Juice there somewhere!! LOL
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ROFL!
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Love it Jackslash. Thanks for sharing. ROFL 2.
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Last Saturday:
Dancer "Are you carrying?"
Me "No. I don't even own a gun"
Dancer "I mean do you have a condom".
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Poor whores, guess their lives ain't easy.
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Dancer: Hi, my name is Summer
Me: Hi there, my name is Winter
Dancer: That must be a really common name here on the east coast, I"ve only been here a week and you are the 5th guy I met with that name. Would you like a dance
Me: No, thank you
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All were good. Thanks for the funnies. :)
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