Overheard in the Strip Club

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jackslash
Two dancers trying to converse over the loud music.

Dancer 1: "Don't worry about it, Mercedes. You can just wash it out with shampoo. I get cum in my hair all the time."
Dancer 2: "No, Tiffany. I said I got gum in my hair. GUM!"

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Alucard
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13 years ago
Was Juice there somewhere!! LOL
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georgmicrodong
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13 years ago
ROFL!

Here's another one: https://www.tuscl.net/postread…
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Corvus
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13 years ago
Love it Jackslash. Thanks for sharing. ROFL 2.
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shadowcat
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13 years ago
Last Saturday:

Dancer "Are you carrying?"

Me "No. I don't even own a gun"

Dancer "I mean do you have a condom".
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Dougster
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13 years ago
Poor whores, guess their lives ain't easy.
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yankee428
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13 years ago
Dancer: Hi, my name is Summer

Me: Hi there, my name is Winter

Dancer: That must be a really common name here on the east coast, I"ve only been here a week and you are the 5th guy I met with that name. Would you like a dance

Me: No, thank you
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motorhead
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13 years ago
All were good. Thanks for the funnies. :)
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