Overheard in the Strip Club

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Two dancers trying to converse over the loud music.

Dancer 1: "Don't worry about it, Mercedes. You can just wash it out with shampoo. I get cum in my hair all the time."
Dancer 2: "No, Tiffany. I said I got gum in my hair. GUM!"

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Alucard
12 years ago
Was Juice there somewhere!! LOL
georgmicrodong
12 years ago
Corvus
12 years ago
Love it Jackslash. Thanks for sharing. ROFL 2.
shadowcat
12 years ago
Last Saturday:

Dancer "Are you carrying?"

Me "No. I don't even own a gun"

Dancer "I mean do you have a condom".
Dougster
12 years ago
Poor whores, guess their lives ain't easy.
yankee428
12 years ago
Dancer: Hi, my name is Summer

Me: Hi there, my name is Winter

Dancer: That must be a really common name here on the east coast, I"ve only been here a week and you are the 5th guy I met with that name. Would you like a dance

Me: No, thank you
motorhead
12 years ago
All were good. Thanks for the funnies. :)
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