Overheard in the Strip Club
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Two dancers trying to converse over the loud music.
Dancer 1: "Don't worry about it, Mercedes. You can just wash it out with shampoo. I get cum in my hair all the time."
Dancer 2: "No, Tiffany. I said I got gum in my hair. GUM!"
Dancer 1: "Don't worry about it, Mercedes. You can just wash it out with shampoo. I get cum in my hair all the time."
Dancer 2: "No, Tiffany. I said I got gum in my hair. GUM!"
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Dancer "Are you carrying?"
Me "No. I don't even own a gun"
Dancer "I mean do you have a condom".
Me: Hi there, my name is Winter
Dancer: That must be a really common name here on the east coast, I"ve only been here a week and you are the 5th guy I met with that name. Would you like a dance
Me: No, thank you