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10 years ago

Fuck guns...next time I got to FloriDUH Imma get me a shovel

Has this shit been posted? www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/12/thomas-allopenna-jonathan-crespo-shovel-gun_n_6457562.html Turns out that shovel beats gun. At least it does in FloriDUH. ...

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10 years ago

How to pay for a lap dance the StroDiggs way!

The ol' StroDiggs system is more convoluted than Ricky Boy's system. Monsieur Diggs spouts some BS, but his actual system is: 1. Realize you're a loser that can't afford a lap dance. 2. Write a...

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10 years ago

Squirting redux...c'mon folks, use google!

ime posted a tread about squirting that prompted an argument. All i'll say about the argument is that google can be your friend, people... A quick google search led me to this summary at...

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10 years ago

Rumor has it that Gemma Atkinson is the current favorite to play Supergirl in the upcoming TV show... www.break.com/picture-topics/gemma-atkinson-nude-photo With those tits she should be Power Girl. Fuck yeah!!!...

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10 years ago

The Duke of York likes 'em young

Have you old perverts seen this? www.infowars.com/lawsuit-claims-prince-andrew-had-sex-with-underage-sex-slave/ These allegations have been bouncing around for a while, but now there is a court case naming Prince Andrew as one of the dudes that indulged. Personally, I think...

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10 years ago

Girl at Panera had Crumbs in her hair...hmmm...

Now that we know Qdoba's policy is to have the girls blow you while you eat your burrito it got me thinking. Yesterday I noticed that the Panera chick had crumbs in her hair....

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10 years ago

Which one of you perverts used to be the lead singer of Creed?

Dude, stop making these videos... www.wwtdd.com/2014/11/scott-stapp-tests-faith-video/ Looks like Mr. Creed is talkin' to Metatron. Or the dude in the alley who calls himself Metatron and offers a hit of crack and the "white goo of...

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10 years ago

Did all of you perverts have a good Thanksgiving?

What did you give thanks for? Did anybody deep fry a turkey for the big meal? (BTW, Juice doesn't count for the deep fried turkey question 'cos that crazy SOB deep fries everything!!!)...

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10 years ago

Do any of you perverts read PUA sites?

I mean, I know that the Dugan dude has his system. But I'm talkin' about the real bizzaro pickup artist shit. My take on the PUA culture is http://xkcd.com/1027/...

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10 years ago

Great new cocktail

The Cosbypolitan... Like a Cosmopolitan, but with an added Roofie. There is also a version with GHB. ...

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10 years ago

Hey man...you shouldn't do that...

...doncha know you'll stain the carpet? Steam cleaning necessary after webcam show in University library. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/19/university-of-newcastle-library-sex_n_6188376.html I have one thing to say... WEEE-YAWWW!!!...

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10 years ago

Vacant hotel less than 300 feet of Harvey's Club O Gentlemen's Club.

I hear everybody in this vacant hotel walks around with a 40 oz Malt Liquor taped to their hands. Colt 45s, the Schlitz (both red bull AND blue bull). Some of those crazy SOBs...

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10 years ago

you want intellectual?

Well, I have a lil' something for all you TUSCLers to contemplate. If you change the silent letters in a word, does it change the word?...

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10 years ago

Vacant hotel less than 300 feet of Harvey's Club O Gentlemen's Club.

I hear that the demons who dwell at this hotel have erected a perfect duplicate of Stonehenge in the parking lot. They perform bizarre rituals, sometimes using the visitors to Club O. Stay away...

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10 years ago

Vacant hotel less than 300 feet of Harvey's Club O Gentlemen's Club

I hear that Styx, REO Speedwagon, and Journey are planning a two day festival in the parking lot of this vacant hotel. OMFG!!! The horror must end!...

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10 years ago

Why did they name this character Labia?

After all, the actress has great tits but doesn't show her labia? http://nudesman.com/sophie-rundle-episodes-s02e06-hd-nude/ Seriously bros...check it out. #mammothmelons...

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10 years ago

What do you consider extreme ITC extras?

Lena's post about the dude that liked the ol' nutcracker got me thinking about over the top extras. What do you guys consider over the top -- way beyond standard fare like BBBJ or...

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10 years ago

Hedy Lamarr -- sexy, sexy, sexy

All this talk about chicks in the Carl's Jr/Hardees commercials got me thinking about a real sex symbol -- Hedy Lamarr. Would have been 100 on the 9th. Skinny dippin' and acting out an...

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10 years ago

Believe it or not, Dougster is right about being doomed!

Fuck these economic predictions. Did you know the sun will become a red giant and boil or potentially even swallow up the earth. We only have 'bout 5 billion years left. Sucks! And the whole...

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10 years ago

OT: Have any of you watched the Honey Boo Boo show?

I'm only asking because things seem even more fucked up with that family than I thought: www.wwtdd.com/2014/11/honey-boo-boos-family-seems-fucked-up/ (OK...super obvious URL) I did not pay that much attention when there were reports of Honey Boo Boo's mom...

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10 years ago

Wow...just wow! With odds for the future...

Woke up this morning to discover that slaux_pas has gone full-bore psycho on me. I shit you not, there were like ten PMs from that moron. Just deleted the majority. Read the first two...

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10 years ago

Anybody dig the Wagyu beef hot dogs?

Remember, even American Kobe breeds have lips and assholes. Take that stuff and pack it in a sausage casing. What do you have? A groovy Wagyu Kobe Hot Dog!!! I actually couldn't resist when I...

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10 years ago

OK, OK...I'm prefacing this by saying I love the Sunshine State. I own property there and was even lounging on the waterfront in the St. Pete area not too long ago. So no disrespect...

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10 years ago

I was watchin' the ol' idiot box tryin' to get inspired to have fun while Mrs. Zip be out o' town when what did I see? The AT&T commercial with the hot chick named...

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10 years ago

Have you ever taken Molly and jacked it in the police station?

Check it out...dude in Colorado got all twisted on the drugs, stole an ambulance, and got tased without saying "don't tase me bro." To top off that evening of badassery he apparently decided to...

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10 years ago

This is some pretty fucked up shit right here...

Australian chick filmed having sex with dog. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/31/jenna-driscoll-bestiality-dog-sex-video_n_6082646.html Surprisingly attractive for a dogfucker......

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10 years ago

Did this revelation by Sophia Lauren surprise you?

Explanation for iconic photo of Sophia Loren giving Jayne Mansfield's tits "the look" www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/11/05/sophia-loren-jayne-mansfield-photo_n_6108252.html...

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10 years ago

Dirrrty strip club cash in politics...

Electronman started an interesting discussion about liberals, conservatives, and strip clubs. I almost posted this there, but felt it was a bit OT for that thread. You see, apparently Charlie Crist is apparently being...

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10 years ago

How cool a San Jose Guy post would be if you just took every third word and strung them together? I bet those posts would be seriously coo-el. Or it could be like the Bible...

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10 years ago

This kid will be a regular TUSCL poster soon

Kid digs guns and stealing women's underwear. As soon as he starts asserting that he makes $350K a year he will have ev'rything he needs to be a groovy TUSCL poster. www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/27/benjamin-hawkins-underwear_n_6056846.html...

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10 years ago

They're grrrrrreat!

Do not own porno with a dude dressed as Tony the Tiger. That shit can get you arrested. www.nydailynews.com/news/world/man-cleared-porn-possession-tiger-sex-video-revealed-costume-article-1.1989701...

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10 years ago

Have we already discussed THIS hot teacher that fucked a student?

Seems like there are so many it is hard to keep track. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2800800/teacher-24-admitted-having-sex-male-cheerleader-confronted-naked-photo-sent.html 17-year old dude she fucked was on the frickin' cheer squad. Only way I'd join the cheer squad is if A) the coach...

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10 years ago

Finally, the CDC has come to their senses!

Finally, they've started recommending protective gear for #ebola.strippers http://jezebel.com/please-put-me-in-quarantine-the-sexy-ebola-halloween-1650985219...

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10 years ago

I am SOOOO stoked for this movie!!

Check out the new Avengers trailer! www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/exclusive-x-rated-avengers-age-ultron-trailer-movie-poster...

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10 years ago

Saving up for an ENORMOUS LDK...

This is only addressed to the TUSCL bros that admit to LDKing. Not the 50% or so that don't admit they LDK. Have you ever abstained for a week or two and tried to...

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10 years ago

Oh noes...now the heroin dealers have EBOLA!!!

Steve dude...Steve dude...I'm hyperventilatin'. I'm SOOOOO askeered!!! It isn't just #ebola.strippers any more. Nope... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/22/barnabas-davis-ebola-heroin_n_6031240.html...

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10 years ago

Where were these teachers when I was in high school?

This chick is 24 and looks hot, at least based on the face... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/21/megan-mahoney-teacher-sex_n_6022546.html I can't remember a high school teacher that I'd want to 69. Well, maybe my 11th-grade English teacher...if somebody pointed a gun...

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10 years ago

Honey Boo Boo is in trouble...

Her mom decided that the kid had a 1% chance of not being completely fucked in the head. So she decided to remove that sliver of hope by finding a child molester to date......

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10 years ago

WEEE-YAWWW!!! That's some fine trollin'

Thanks to Dougsta's tireless efforts promoting THE SYSTEM the thread "Da'System by rickyboy" (began by Brother #sausage.fingers himself) is now at 443 replies. C'mon Dougster dude...let's see if you can hit 500 by this...

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10 years ago

Diddling on edge of bed with one foot on floor...

The link to an article by Kayden Kross in the "mean girls" post triggered me to go to her tumblr blog, where I found this... http://clubkayden.tumblr.com/post/99356021496/corgisandboobs-walelafusihatchi Supposedly a 1912 menu from a London brothel. I'm a...

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10 years ago

Ever seen a show with ping-pong balls?

So, have any of you pervoids seen a show where the chick gets naked onstage and shoots stuff out of her vagina? We need more of that shit going on. Let the ping-pong balls fly!...

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10 years ago

I hope this never happens in the club!

Penis captivus. It isn't a Harry Potter spell. It is MUCH worse... http://io9.com/draft-penis-captivus-is-a-real-condition-and-it-so-1494614954...

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10 years ago

Founder...petition to add LDK to glossary

After discussion on another thread, several of us thought LDK should be added to the glossary. Term gets used a lot on the discussion board, it confuses newbs, and (most importantly) it is funny...

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10 years ago

As an apology to all (especially the jerikson40 dude)...

Yesterday I posted a thread that I found pretty twisted and apparently offended some TUSCL bros. to make up for that I'd like to post a link to a chick I think most of...

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10 years ago

This is some pretty fucked up shit right here...

Check it out... www.salon.com/2010/05/21/twincest/ I bet jerikson40 will seriously dig that story!...

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10 years ago

Harnessing the power of stoners!

Bill O'Reilly found that he shouldn't fuck with stoners on the Internet: http://marijuana.com/news/2014/07/bill-oreillys-marijuana-legalization-poll-completely-backfires/ We're going to legalize...wait, WTF was I talking about? Oh yeah. Dudes -- have you ever looked at your hand? Like REALLY looked at...

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10 years ago

Did anybody watch the Nova last night about ebola? Though I'm not worried (my #ebola.stripper is, of course, intended in jest) that show was incredibly sad. And the original identification of the virus sounded...

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10 years ago

A really groovy debate tactic

All this "exclude middle" BS got me think 'bout the way REAL men win debates... They threaten to take a shit on stage. Worked for some rapper named daylyt... http://radio.com/2014/10/06/rapper-daylyt-poop-on-stage-battle-rap/...

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