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Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

As a recent reviewer mentioned, Treasures...

As a recent reviewer mentioned, Treasures is a great deal from 4-8 PM. No cover and beers and wells are $1 until 6 and then two-for-one until 8. The "buffet" is not exciting…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

I decided to stop by after...

I decided to stop by after leaving the other TD's. This does in fact seem to be a bit of a junior varsity to TD's North, at least judging by the facilities and the…

Pacers

San Diego, California

While travelling to San Diego for...

While travelling to San Diego for a break, I decided to go to some clubs within the Sunny D. I had high aspirations when I arrived at the club (since my partner is from San…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Ok, so this was my second...

Ok, so this was my second trip to Deja Vu. I went about a month ago and was very impressed with the mileage of the private dances. So I went back and was…

Diamond Joe's

Kansas City, Missouri

I have been to Joes several...

I have been to Joes several times. Although it is Missouri, has a full bar and is supposed to be limited contact, ymmv on the amount of contact the dancer allows. I've had dancers that…

Club Venus

Detroit, Michigan

I've been to Club Venus a...

I've been to Club Venus a few times and have had a similar experience every time. There is a variety of girls; black, white, mixed, thick, and plump. If you like thicker woman…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Got in the day before the...

Got in the day before the superbowl game. There was a huge crowd, and there were hardly any open seats. The good looking hostess guided me to a tiny table near the stage…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

I've been going to the Foxy...

I've been going to the Foxy for a number of months usually midweek and just noticed a number of changes. A number of the usual dancers have gone. The dancers tonight were friendly,…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

I went on a very slow...

I went on a very slow night, under the mistaken idea that the usual hustle might be off. But nope -- the hustle was in full swing! There appear to be two types…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

I visited Vegas VIP room and...

I visited Vegas VIP room and got wonderful lap dances from Missy and Foxy. (best friends so they say) They were the first to greet as i walked through the door and their upbeat enthusiastic…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

All the girls here were gorgeous....

All the girls here were gorgeous. Good stage show, but the seating was kind of cramped and open. Constant hustle, which is nice if you like having a new girl in your lap…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Worst club I have ever seen,...

Worst club I have ever seen, pricy drinks $6.75 and no one bother to bring anything for you, you have to go to bar to get your own drink. Rude management, I heard them…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Wow! We really had a...

Wow! We really had a great time here tonight. $5 membership fee gets you in the door, drinks are reasonable ($4 longnecks IIRC) and table dances were only $10! I can't even…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

I actually visited the OG twice...

I actually visited the OG twice on my just-completed trip to Vegas. This review is mostly based on my visit this past Tuesday night. As I mentioned in my review of Treasures, Vegas…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

okay, so I drove over there...

okay, so I drove over there a few weeks ago after finding out about the club here on tuscl.net - When you first get there - it's slightly out of the way - there is…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

This club is right in the...

This club is right in the heart of the real city of Orlando, away from the attractions, and it's really popular with locals, especially college kids. I've been here several times just for something…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

This is my club of...

This is my club of choice, but for some reason, and for the first time I did not leave happy, had dances with alot of the girls but none did it for me I…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Stopped by around 2:00. While...

Stopped by around 2:00. While ordering my beer I was approached/molested by Micah who all but pulled Mr. Happy out trying to convince me of a private dance. Foolishly I gave in and…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

they just open up and i...

they just open up and i got a 3 dollar beer...lots of girls and a few 9s...one sat by me but i was just drinking beer.....saw a 10 but she was not friendly to me...maybe…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, Illinois

Well, took a chance going on...

Well, took a chance going on a Monday at opeaning about 11:30am. an the talent was what I expected, about 7 dancers, none above a 5 in my ratings at least. Place seemed…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Wandered in off the street on...

Wandered in off the street on Mardi Gras afternoon. I walked by several times and saw the fine ladies trying to entice people in off the street. Three beautiful black chicks grinding in…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Stopped on a recent Friday afternoon....

Stopped on a recent Friday afternoon. Place was pretty quiet. Sat at the bar watched the show. Most of the girls were sitting with what I assume are regulars. I was approached by 3 different…

Jokers Wild

Muncie, Indiana

Stopped in early in the evening...

Stopped in early in the evening because I didnt want to drive to Indianapolis. Suprisingly, there were at least six girls working the early shift. The quality of the dancers has improved a lot over…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This club was friendly and open...

This club was friendly and open when we arrived. It was a Tuesday night and it was me and my girlfriend. They picked us up from our Hotel and the driver got us there swiftly.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Ok all, for a Wednesday night...

Ok all, for a Wednesday night this club was packed, not only with ladies but there was literally nowhere to sit except VIP. With that out of the way, here is my general impression: 6.…

Christie's Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

STAY AWAY! Several negatives with this...

STAY AWAY! Several negatives with this club. Its a new club so expected much, much more. I went with a couple of buddies and we had free passes to get in (thank god!). After taking…

Lenny's

Indianapolis, Indiana

Not a bad place, alittle run...

Not a bad place, alittle run down, but the girls are nice and every now and then there will be a decently hot girl there. Theres one that was there a few times ive been…

Wild Horse Saloon

Louisville, Kentucky

Hear this is a black club....

Hear this is a black club. I'd like to go visit. problem is i can go only in the afternoon. ive driven by about 3 times between 3-5 pm and this place always…

All Stars

Detroit, Michigan

I get increasingly frustrated with how...

I get increasingly frustrated with how small this club is. but its still the shit. all kinds of body types anytime i come in. but when its packed you can hardly get…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I have to agree with the...

I have to agree with the last post and say WOW!!! I'm used to great strip clubs but I'm not used to huge strip clubs that are great. Amazing place. The only…

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Clowns of terror: The Baader-Meinhof gang were hopelessly incompetent, befuddled

Hopelessly incompetent, these terrorists were products of the Left-wing counter-culture of the Sixties, a group who railed against the Establishment and had bonded around casual sex, rock music and the ingestion of massive quantities of illegal drugs. But despite their inadequacies,…

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Flyin' beer

The usually skilled dancers at Brad's Brass Indy were anything but last Saturday night. Twice gals tried to hop over the rail and onto my lap, knocking beers over in the process. First one coated the…

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Strippers Cheating on Husbands and Boyfrends to do Prostitution

I don't why guys are worried about a Stripper having a husband or BF as many of the ones I have done cheat on their supposed Soul Mate or S/O with impunity. Its like they are as excited as…

The Death of Detroit Strip Cubs?

For decades Detroit strip clubs and angry community groups have fought unending battles over the location, number and conduct of adult entertainment. The effort to restrict, if not close, strip clubs has been led by Baptist clergy and neighborhood block clubs. Club owners, dancers and liquor suppliers have pushed back with arguments about the economic benefits of adult entertainment. On February 23, 2010 the Detroit City Council voted a new ordinance that bans lap dancing, physical contact between dancers and customers and VIP rooms. Neither side to the debate is happy because the clergy wanted the ordinance to require pasties, no alcohol and a reduction in exterior signage. In its heyday, Detroit was unique among major…

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Detroit Council Approves Strip Club Regulations

Yes, the council did approve the regulations this afternoon. This applies only to clubs in the City of Detroit. I don't know when the regs are effective but it will ban dancers touching customers, no vip areas, and…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I was pleasantly suprised upon walking...

I was pleasantly suprised upon walking into the place. The interior is nice and the amount of people seemed just right. There was a wide variety of girls and most were very attractive. The dances…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

I went there on a saturday...

I went there on a saturday night and was suprised at how every girl in the place was a 9 or a 10. They were kinda pushy if u were by yourself as someone…

Centerfolds Cabaret

Pleasantville, New Jersey

This place is decent if you're...

This place is decent if you're in the area and want to relax with some girls. The afternoons offer no cover to get in, and $10 lap dances. Not too many girls working, and they…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped at Fantasies this past...

I stopped at Fantasies this past Monday. I have to admit the dancers have gone downhill imho. I think the talent was much better in the past few years. There were quite a few dancers…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

The best of the DC clubs,...

The best of the DC clubs, in my opinion. DC clubs have no laps and no contact, so it's really about seeing pretty girls, not being hustled by the bartender, and a relaxed atmosphere. Archibald's…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

The Blue Flame just doesn't grab...

The Blue Flame just doesn't grab me. I've been there several times; the last time was Tuesday during the day shift. I just don't feel it; unlike Babes or Pinups there is no sexy vibes.…

Pink Diamonds

North Hollywood, California

I used to frequent this club...

I used to frequent this club in the days when they had some real dancers here before they either retired or when on their way to other clubs in the area or to Vegas.…

Exotic Kitty's

Bakersfield, California

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club several times and by far Thursday night seems the best night to go. There are more girls working including the "higher end" weekend girls. That being said, its still…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Amelia is INCREDIBLE! I went here...

Amelia is INCREDIBLE! I went here after my divorce was finalized (I'm under 30) and I met with Amelia and she was sexual, younger, hot (loved her breasts!), and fun to chat with along the…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Came to this place after a...

Came to this place after a long search we had to leave go get some beer and come back.They have 2 stages going at all times. Its not a real private club it more like…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

Went on a Friday night, about...

Went on a Friday night, about 15 girls working. Most of them rated from 6-8,although a couple of hags in the mix. Cover was $15 which got you 2 nonalcoholic drinks.…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

This club is way expensive, but...

This club is way expensive, but in my experience, it's great for contact in lap dances, provided you pick the right girl. I've also been to PT's Sports in this area, and put these two…

Mermaid

Auckland, New Zealand

This place was called 'Mermaids' ...

This place was called 'Mermaids' and is now called Mons Venus and was famous for a giant fish-tank wherein the stripper dived (naked) for special underwater money that punters tossed over the side. Bizarre…

Showgirls

Auckland, New Zealand

Just around the corner from the...

Just around the corner from the much better club Mons Venus. In the past I have had a great time at SG including two blow-jobs from hot women, both to CIM - and at least…

Tex-Mex Lounge

Edinburg, Texas

So I went to Tex-Mex early...

So I went to Tex-Mex early around 8, it was kinda of slow. But around 9 the good dancers came in and it was a better atmosphere. The dances can be good a lot of…

Rosewood Theatre

New York, New York

great place... one of my favorites...

great place... one of my favorites in the city... all the girls are usually very hot. ld's are good, but out in the open. nice lounge area to just sit and relax and…

Shooter's West

Kenilworth, New Jersey

one of my favorite bikini bars...

one of my favorite bikini bars in nj. we usually come here for happy hour and stay from about 5 to 8 pm. 3 dollar domestic beers which you can't beat.. most…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Went about 3pm on Tuesday afternoon,...

Went about 3pm on Tuesday afternoon, no cover. Beer was 3.25. There were about a dozen young ladies, most seemed friendly enough. The girls were all in the 6-8 range on my visit. It is…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

This is a smaller bikini bar...

This is a smaller bikini bar (no nudity!), located right off I-90, behind all the hotels. They have a long bar in the middle of the club when you first walk in. Behind…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Saturday afternoon can be a hit...

Saturday afternoon can be a hit or miss opportunity and unfortunately today was a miss. Greenville had 3-4 inches of snow on Friday and I guess the dancers took Saturday afternoon off. Same cover and…

Chuck and Irene's Hotel and Bar

Hammond, Indiana

Took me awhile to figure out...

Took me awhile to figure out where to park. Once inside the place I took a seat at the bar. The bartender was very nice and attentive. She especially made me smile when she said…

Centerfolds

Berlin, Connecticut

I went to centerfolds for the...

I went to centerfolds for the first time in years. Strip clubs tend to change over time. If they are good they keep pulling you back in if not you visit once a blue moon.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Cheetah's remains the top place in...

Cheetah's remains the top place in San Diego, although from the posts on this site, mileage is much higher in other areas. San Diego is rather restrictive. This visit the place was a bit slow,…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Bad...

Bad news for the only strip club in NH. Marks has been taken over by a large chain. Most of the girls have stayed the same with some additions. I…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

all good things must come to...

all good things must come to an end. I find that since the crackdown in South FL; cheetah has lost some of its appeal. The doors have been taken off the rooms so extras…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

The facility itself is not really...

The facility itself is not really "nice", but..the private dance locations are top notch..small cabin like rooms outside of the club in a type of courtyard. Intimate, BUT, discouraging if someone else happens to…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

Stopped by after work one afternoon...

Stopped by after work one afternoon and was pleasantly surprised. A nice open room with lots of non-pushy dancers. Bartender was easy on the eyes as well. All the dancers were really…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

I was in town for the...

I was in town for the Olympics and had done my research about clubs in Vancouver but it seemed like none were worth it. It would have been a shame not to visit a club…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

went 3 nights ago and watched...

went 3 nights ago and watched the stage for a while. got there a little early and there was only a few hot girls working. after 10pm more girls came in and i was pleasantly…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

I just had a chance to...

I just had a chance to go check out Babes after hearing that things slowed down a few weeks ago. I was informed that almost half the girls no longer worked there, including some…

The Blueprint

Atlanta, Georgia

Went to The Blueprint at 1:30...

Went to The Blueprint at 1:30 AM after having spent some time at Babes. When I got to the parking lot I saw only 6 cars. I assumed most of the cars were in the…

Cleo’s Gentlemen’s Club

Orlando, Florida

I stopped in Thursday afternoon and...

I stopped in Thursday afternoon and was greeted by a manager who proudly told me it was customer appreciation day. I ordered a beer and they brought 2 for about 7 bucks. Then…

Jammers

Kearney, Nebraska

I have stopped 3-4 times since...

I have stopped 3-4 times since my original review. Dancer quality has been better than expected, and most give some stage side contact -- mini lap, Stevie, or other interesting moves. Opening time…

Backlot

Kearney, Nebraska

I continue to stop here whenever...

I continue to stop here whenever in town for a quick drink and the no contact stage shows, but I’m here much less often with the opening of Jammers just 8 miles down the road…

Christie's Cabaret

Memphis, Tennessee

Memphis Titty Bars are mere shadows...

Memphis Titty Bars are mere shadows of their former selves after the no-nude law went into affect. This one seems to be better than the others that I have been in lately. I was impressed…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Impressive place. Some 4-5-6's, but plenty...

Impressive place. Some 4-5-6's, but plenty of 8,9, & 10's. Had problems getting attention of some girls due to regulars. Girl's could drink, some were rather popped up. Took a curvy brunette with natural boobs…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

Had a decent experience at this...

Had a decent experience at this club for my first time. Friend of mine was hustled over and over again for a LD (by the same dancer) which annoyed him, but I was much…

Little Darlings

Burton, Michigan

I went on a tuesday night...

I went on a tuesday night for the amateur contest. It was canceled because not enough girls tried out. This kinda set the tone because the club was pretty empty until the last hour. There…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

We arrived to this club after...

We arrived to this club after walking from the metro brown line for about 10 blocks. The club is in a hispanic neighborhood, but it didn't feel dangerous outside. The building itself looks…

Ten's Show Club

Salisbury, Massachusetts

I visited the club on a...

I visited the club on a saturday night and there were 16 dancers working.It was the best lineup I have seen since last summer.Got a dance with Saphire and it was the best dance I've…

Sin City After Dark

Highland Park, Michigan

I went to the vu after...

I went to the vu after getting out of the club on a saturday night. I payed ten at the door and my friends came in about 5 minutes later some payed 10 some 15…

Red Garter Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

I came here just before closing...

I came here just before closing a few weeks ago. For some reason, the atm was broken. If I were the owner, I would certainly think about getting that repaired, but maybe it had just…

Secrets Love Boutique

Dayton, Ohio

I've been going to this shithole...

I've been going to this shithole since I was 18, I'm now 35. It's never been that great, but it gets the job done. The girls are always do able, but never hot.…

Emperors Pasco

Holiday, Florida

I was in Tampa a couple...

I was in Tampa a couple of weeks ago and decided to venture out to the Holiday area so that I could see nude girls while also enjoying my favorite hard liquor. In Tampa…

JR's Cabaret

Bronx, New York

Went for a buddy of mines...

Went for a buddy of mines birthday had a pretty good time. Full nude the ladies are extra friendly (even got a warm up dance at the bar free of charge). 10 to get in…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

OK, I went on a crowded...

OK, I went on a crowded Saturday night. It was the first time I had been to Electric Blue in years. There was a big range in the hotness of the dancers, and…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

When I arrived, there was a...

When I arrived, there was a person driving around in a golf cart taking people to the door. I was wanded before entering, and they scanned my ID into the computer. The girl…

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The Frankfurt School of Marxism: at work in America

To further the advance of their ‘quiet' cultural revolution - but giving us no ideas about their plans for the future - the School recommended (among other things): 1. The creation of racism offences. 2. Continual change to create confusion 3. The teaching…

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4 arrests for prostitution in Myrtle Beach in a week

MYRTLE BEACH, SC (WMBF) - Three women have been arrested in Myrtle Beach in the past week for four attempts at prostitution, according to incident reports. Officers with the Myrtle Beach Police Department say 40-year-old Lisa Bickley was arrested two times…

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Sexiest songs top 50 released by Billboard - videos

Billboard has just released the 50 sexiest songs. These songs were rated by their popularity which was determined by their chart and commercial success 1958 through January 2010. The sexiest songs is a little misleading as they were actually choose…

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Rob Alert

No, I'm not talking acronymn, I mean actually robbed in club. On some recent visits to Cheetahs, San Diego, I encountered 1 or 2 pickpockets. The main case occured as I was getting ready to leave club. A short brunette…

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BBFS

Without others opinionate rants who has been to clubs and recieved BBFS, if so where at and give the story as I would love to hear about it! Don't be afraid give us the juicy details lol

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$$$$$

ANYBODY care to take a guess at how much a dancer makes on average shift? i know there are a lot of variables, but i had one ATF tell me if she left with less that $500 it was a lousy

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Larry Flynt's Barely Legal Club - most expensive VIP rooms?

Just wondering if any of you guys have been to Larry Flynt's Barely Legal Club VIP rooms? Their VIP fantasy room called "barely legal" is decorated as a teenager's bedroom and charges $8000 for 2 hours with 2 girls. I…

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Pole Dancing in the Olympics?

Iina Laatikainen, one of Finland's top pole teachers, likens pole dancing to skateboarding and snowboarding, two sports that have gotten serious mainstream attention without completely abandoning their rebellious roots. "I think getting in the Olympics would be great for the sport,"…

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Rihanna gets birthday lap dance from . . . Bridget the Midget?

Rihanna celebrated her birthday on Saturday night with boyfriend Matt Kemp, a few close friends ... and a little person who gives lap dances. http://www.tmz.com/2010/02/22/rihanna-lap-dance-birthday-party-video/

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Russian........ Play or Ploy???

I'm assuming that most people here are familiar with the term. Yes, that can be a turn on, and a good something of a different spice(PLAY). Yet, on the flip side, I can sometimes sense a PLOY. The ploy being that…

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$1,400 hair extensions

I got kicked out of a dancer's hair last weekend because she had "$1,400 hair extensions". Yeah, it looked good so I attempted to run my fingers through when I "got told".

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Where Can I Find Good Stories

I have noticed that alot of reviews give vague descriptions about personal high mileage lap dance and occurences in strip clubs. I would love to hear detailed stories of what happened with these steamy lap dances at high mileage clubs…

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anything i COULD have done?

Went to a club a couple weeks ago to see one of my faves. We had swapped text msgs earlier in the day, and there was a bit of misunderstanding about when I would be there. So when I got…

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Who would you fuck before Amy Winehouse?

Your neighbors 90 year old granny? Your pit bull? She is no Lady Gaga, or even Paris Hilton. When is the last time such a skank was always in the news?

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Breaking News: Penis Size in the USA

Just last week, America's first condom store, Condomania, opened its database of penis sizes and released these unique rankings of the 50 states and the 20 most populated U.S. cities by average penis size. Previously, the largest formal survey of…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Went to Club Paradise just as...

Went to Club Paradise just as it was opening. Knew there wouldn't be too much going on. This is my first visit and I see that they have $5 drinks for locals at all times,…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

I went this past Saturday night...

I went this past Saturday night and was pleasantly surprised to see they were showing the UFC on 20 foot screens. The club is very nice with high ceilings and a super light and…

Brandy's Gentlemen's Club

Fort Wayne, Indiana

My last visit will likely be...

My last visit will likely be my last visit here. Had an almost ATF text me that she was working so I stopped by for a visit. Blah. She's okish looking and used to give…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

I did a 2fer1 $35 VIP...

I did a 2fer1 $35 VIP dance with blond Nikki and it was mostly air dancing. She was in her older 20s and acted very stuck up about this being a gentlemen's club and…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Lord have mercy....love when classes start...

Lord have mercy....love when classes start back and the UK ladies need spending money. three of us made it out in late Jan on a thursday night for some basketball and beautiful women. We…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Ok, so I decided to see...

Ok, so I decided to see what all the hoopla was all about. I had actually went over there to the Inner Room, but it was actually an off night for them, so I…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Was in Tampa for business and...

Was in Tampa for business and had to visit the famous Mons for the first time. This place is only 10 mins from the airport...that is dangerous. Others have called this the "grinding factory" and…

L. A. Grand Club

Los Angeles, California

went there on a friday night...

went there on a friday night and it was just alright nothing much to see the club needs more cuter girls and eye candy. the was this girl there named yessie and all she did…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Oh how this breaks my heart,...

Oh how this breaks my heart, as I generally love this club. That being said, even the best has it's off nights, and I pay good money for the right to leave…

Dancers Royale

Orlando, Florida

Firstly, it is a club right...

Firstly, it is a club right in the middle of the capitol of sucky strip clubs...Orlando. Ok, that is now outta the way. It was nice for an Orlando club. The people…

Kenny May's

Hammond, Indiana

I, too, remember when Kenny May's...

I, too, remember when Kenny May's was among my favorite clubs in the Calumet Region -- back in the late '80s and early 90's. It's hard to imagine how it can be bad to…

Club Plush

Walker Mill, Maryland

yea i was in that joint...

yea i was in that joint sat too. Dr. B, i wish i could remember the caramel youngin you were talking about. I was drunk in that joint. I have an idea…

Erotic Cafe

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Erotic Cafe now has nude Tuesdays,...

Erotic Cafe now has nude Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays, which is a very nice considering there are better topless options in the immediate area (primarily right across the bridge). I was there on a…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

I really do not know why...

I really do not know why some say the neighborhood is sketchy. I walked alone from my hotel 3 blocks away after 9PM and did not feel unsafe. The manager at the front desk told…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in Atlanta visiting a...

I was in Atlanta visiting a buddy from college and we decided to check out a club one night. After looking at the reviews here, we chose to visit Cheetah. It was a bit different…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon....

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon. I haven't been to PP in a while so I thought it would be good to check the place out. My only complaint is the place is…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Stopped in again on a Saturday...

Stopped in again on a Saturday night with money burning a hole in my pocket. Checked my coat at the door and got setup with some great food right near the stage. Gals are always…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Stopped by...

Stopped by here twice in the afternoon when I was in town. Both times there was; 2 white gals, 1 black girl, and 4 Latino gals. Looks ranges from 3-7.…

Rumor's

Grandview Heights, Ohio

This club really has been hit...

This club really has been hit or miss lately. The girls are still friendly enough but some of them have lost their enthusiasm. They've probably just been working there too long. Monica was bartending…

The Confidential Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Went in at 3PM. there were...

Went in at 3PM. there were a few regulars at the bar, and about 5 girls. All the girls were average in looks, nothing speical. I don't see how the girls are making any money…

Rachel's Show Bar

Reynoldsburg, Ohio

I don't know if it was...

I don't know if it was just because it was earily on a Monday afternoon, or what. Of the few girls at the time only 1 had a decent size body. Times before I would…

Honey's Showgirls

Everett, Washington

I stopped by after work Monday...

I stopped by after work Monday afternoon. I have not been for about 6 months as I heard about the raids. The girls seemed a bit apprehensive to provide what seemed to be the norm…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

We stopped by on a Friday...

We stopped by on a Friday night/Sat. morning the 2nd weekend in January, group of 6 six guys. The layout of the club is fine... a big stage and a couple smaller ones.…

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Do you go to SC's because you have issues with women?

Are you a misogynist? Why do you really go to SC's? Is it difficult for you to approach women socially so you find it easier to do it at a SC. Really, what is the…

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Ex-Favorites

Just wondering, do you still spend money on your ex-favorites? Last time I was in the club an ex-favorite came up to me while I was at the bar. No big drama with this dancer, things just seemed to get…

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Update on TUSCL_Brother

I phoned him a week ago. Caught him at his "jack joint". He is fine but will be at least another 5 or 6 weeks before he will be able to come back on line. He had me talk to…

Oral sex and STD risks

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The Glaring Undertones Of Bryant McKinnie's Pro Bowl Absence

Welcome, Bryant McKinnie , to the growing ranks of regretful Tweeters. Your Twitter updates of strip clubs and partying the same week you skipped Pro Bowl practice has thrust you into the annals of Twitter gaffes. Going deeper, your actions say…

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Crowd expected to attend Detroit strip club hearing today

Detroit -- Scores of residents are expected to pack the Coleman A. Young Municipal Center today as the Detroit City Council holds a public hearing on proposed strip club regulations. Busloads of church-goers and topless bar employees -- from dancers to…

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What is "High Mileage" to most people here?"

Just reading some of the reviews, I get the impression that some people have unrealistic expectations when it comes to getting a lapdance. 1 guy in a review said that the dancer gave him a nice grind, but later…

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Lapgirl Preferences

Yesterday, while reviewing two clubs,I found myself being discriminatory on types of girls i picking that one or two that I wanted lappers from, so, cut and paste the following survey and give me your thoughts on these items. The girl…

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Prevalence of "jack shacks" where you are?

There's nothing going on in my county, but if I drive two counties south, there are massage parlors and "lingerie modeling shops". Not just one or two, but lots. I know of four LMSs and three massage parlors within 5…

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Domesday Book 2010: Strip clubs soaring, libraries disappearing... the figures w

The changing face of Britain under Labour has been laid bare in a modern Domesday Book. It shows how traditional pubs, post offices and libraries have gone by the wayside. In their place bookmakers, nightclubs and supermarket chains have flourished. Figures produced by…

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any news on the montana hideaway

in el paso texas how is it doing any new dancers

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any news on the montana hideaway

in el paso texas how is it doing any new dancers

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A Recommendation For ESL

Hey guys. I boast that I'm a an expert at the East St. Louis club scene, but I only really patronize two places: Wise Guys and Hollywood Show Club. I've been to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, but unless extras are…

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Ease off

I was wondering how many of you have told a stripper to not grind so hard on your junk? Last night, after getting dances from a favorite at the club, I thought I'd try a new girl. Well she was…

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I went to an AMP and got a . . . massage.

For my birthday wife treated me to an AMP visit.&nbsp; I was pretty excited until I got there and found out it wasn't THAT kind of AMP.&nbsp; Got a nice, relaxing full body massage, just no happy ending.&nbsp; Oh, well.…

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Best porno chick

the best girl in porn today is Jenny Hendrix..no one even cums close in my book. She fucks like her life depends on it and is so HOTT!!! The way she can moves those hips and ass up…

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StripperMobile grounded, but grinding strippers will return

TAMPA, Florida - StripperMobile, the strip club on wheels, will not return to the streets of Tampa Friday night as originally planned. City officials put the brakes on the mobile advertisement for the Déjà Vu gentlemen's club because of registration issues…

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2 Seattle-area strip-club managers back in trouble

Sex for pay is rampant at two Seattle-area strip clubs despite federal indictments hanging over the heads of owner Frank Colacurcio Sr. and several associates, prosecutors allege in documents filed in U.S. District Court in Seattle. Sex for pay remains rampant…

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Broken Features on TUSCL Site?

I've never tried to use this feature before, but in preparing for an upcoming trip I was trying to compare selected clubs on my hotlist and encountered the following error: Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in /home/httpd/vhosts/tuscl.net/httpdocs/compare.php on line 39 Also,…

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Womens Olympic Curling

I've decided that the Russian Womens Curling team should all come dance in SCs. Well, not their coach, but the rest of the team is incredibly hot.

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Guy got kicked out for messing with me

Last night was fetish night at my favorite club. My ATF is a wannabe dominatrix, so I dressed up as a slave. Nothing too radical, just leather pants and a collar. She led me around the club "to show me…

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Do some bouncers let some dancers get away with more than others?

I was talking to a dancer last night at a club. There was a puerto Rican dancer at my table talking with me. Of course, she wanted a dance, but right when she was asking me, she stated "Oh no,…

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its a sad ending.......

I'm sorry to bother my tuscl brothers with this sad story about my dog Corky but I know some of you would like to know....i found him today with a rope around his neck in the garage. He had…

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How to tell a dancer to move on?

OK, I have a problem. I'm a nice guy (read: PL). I'm working on that, so I need some advice from some more experienced (i.e., jaded) members here. What is a polite, or at least appropriate, way to ask…

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Playboy Eyes Clubs in Brazil, Growth in China, India, CEO Says

Feb. 18 (Bloomberg) -- Playboy Enterprises Inc., publisher of the namesake magazine, is looking toward overseas growth in Brazil, China and India, including new clubs and casinos in Latin America, its chief executive said. “The local Brazilian culture is more open…

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Stripclub alternatives

Been feeling kinda down lately because things between my girl and me aint going so good and corky has dissappeared so i thought id watch some porno. put a tape in my betamax and watched a great movie with…