Shalom Exotica, I wondered how you...

Shalom Exotica, I wondered how you stayed in Business this long. Please don't come back now, ya hear?

Exotica is currently undergoing "remodeling", which is newspeak for the Oregon Liquor Control Commission yanked their liquor license. Their last night was last weekend, and in their long tradition of staying classy, they didn't let any of their employees know what was happening until 7PM on Friday.

So, when you roll up and see that their sign is still lit, the parking lot still looks like it was hit with a dozen mortar round, and try rattling the doors for old time's sake.