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Sex in the Champaign Rooms

alkaholik
California
Thursday, April 22, 2010 9:56 AM
&nbsp;Is there sex in the Champaign Rooms?&nbsp;<br /> <br /> According to Chris Rock, there is NOT any. <br /> <br /> According to me there ABSOLUTELY IS!<br /> <br /> Maybe Chris Rock is hitting the wrong clubs, or spending too much time in LA where the chicks in the clubs are just looking for their lucky break into the Movie industry and trying to keep a clean record on the books. (Plus, Rock is notoriously tight with his money - he drives a Nissan Altima for god's sake. Not that there is anything wrong with Altima's - I like them - but come on, he is a movie star!).&nbsp;<br /> <br /> I have had the opportunity to travel the country in my time in the Navy. I also followed my wife around - who became a dancer herself, god bless her! She tried out for dancing almost on a joke, and turned out she had quite the aptitude for it. She has since worked at clubs all over the South West, including the Palace, Perfect 10 (PTs as we call it), The Men's Club, and Rick's in San Antonio; St. James in Houston, The Lodge in Dallas, Sapphires in Vegas, Spearmint Rhino (or the Grinding Rhino as we call it) in Boise, and we are currently checking places out in Salt Lake City.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> I have been fortunate to have the time and ability to come with her, help with the drives, and enjoy some of the benefits of the clubs she works (don't judge me, she is a little more understanding of men and our drives). Lets just say I have spent more time in clubs now, then I did my whole naval service!&nbsp;<br /> <br /> So, needless to say, I have a lot of firsthand information, and feel I can succinctly answer the age old question of &quot;Is there sex in the champaign rooms&quot;.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> Short answer: Yes.<br /> <br /> Long answer: Maybe, if you are at the right place, at the right time, with the right people, for the right amount of money. <br /> <br /> There are some clubs where I wouldn't even try - like XTC Cabaret in San Antonio. It is a decent place, but the cost to get in is pretty high in comparison, and while the girls are all nude, privacy is pretty limited and during certain shifts the managers like to walk the place. I did have one great experience there, where I took a young noob to a booth, spent a lot of time (and about $160 - which is not bad) on her to get her to give me a nice little rub and tug. But that was only one time out of the 10 or so I have been there. I have spent $200-$300 at other times and walked out high and dry.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> Management is a major issue. If the club is tightly run ship, kept clean, and thoroughly supervised, then it might be a nice place to visit, but...&nbsp;<br /> <br /> The city atmosphere is another major issue. In places where there are few clubs, and lots of cops - don't get your hopes up. In places like Houston, where there are a metric crap ton of clubs, especially clubs with completely private booths, then it really can be game on. It may take a little exploration. One place I love is Pandora's in Houston. Not the nicest, not the hottest dancers, not the prettiest club, and a little pricey to walk in off the street (expect to pay around $30 for parking, cover, and a &quot;dance available&quot; wrist band). I have a 100% success rate at this place so far each visit that I was game - and only spending around $100-$140 on dances each time. You should be open with the chicks about what you are looking for before going back to the private rooms, because dances are normally $40 a song! You could rack up quite a tab finding a willing participant. The girls aren't hard to find though, I would say I had about 85% success rate, when I was looking for it before I found a girl.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> There are also mixed success clubs, where you are throwing the dice. Places like Rick's Cabaret, or Perfect Ten in San Antonio. These places are lower rent joints, but still big enough to have supervision, and tighter rules. The possibilities are still there, but your success rate is going to drop to around 30-40% because of finding space available, getting the right mix of crowdedness (don't want to be the only guy, but don't want to have guys sitting hip to hip with you on the couches - or wherever you are working it). If you enjoy the hunt, and have $200-$400 to blow, then these places may be enjoyable to you in San Antonio: Rick's Cabaret, the Palace, the Men's Club, Perfect Ten, Sugars.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> In my experience, pretty much any place can be fair game - it just depends on your determination, your time, and the limits of your pocket book!&nbsp;<br /> <br /> But if you are looking for a success rate of 100% - I would either suggest putting aside some serious time and money to find the right one, or instead check out the ample number of Asian Massage parlors throughout the country. They are like the certain street corners of the 80's - always in business! These parlors are mostly run by the asian mob, and have a network throughout the country (even in the most &quot;moral&quot; areas) in which they ship in fresh Asians from Korea, Vietnam, Thailand, etc. that spend only about 2 weeks at a time in any one city.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> Good luck, and happy hunting!<br /> <br /> <br type="_moz" />

15 comments

  • rickdugan
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    14 years ago
    Interesting article and some good points.&nbsp; Many thanks!&nbsp; Some might disagree with your assessment of the San Antonio scene, but good stuff nonetheless.&nbsp; Too bad there was no mention of OTC in the article, but one can't have everything :)&nbsp; <br /> <br /> Though of course OTC has its own set of issues, like careful logistics and the amount of time&nbsp;the girl has before she is expected home.&nbsp; Nothing is&nbsp;as inconvenient as the cell phone ringing when you are doing nasty things to her, followed with a&nbsp;conversation like:<br /> <br /> &quot;Hi Sweetie!&quot;<br /> [caller talks]<br /> &quot;Uh huh, Uh huh, Glad to&nbsp;hear that the night is going&nbsp;well&quot;<br /> [caller talks]<br /> &quot;Yeah, things are running a little long at the club, but I should be leaving soon&quot;<br /> [caller talks]<br /> &quot;Sure, I'll call&nbsp;you when I get out of here.&nbsp; I love you!<br /> [caller talks]<br /> &quot;I'll see you soon.&nbsp; Bye.&quot;<br /> <br />
  • steve229
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    14 years ago
    &quot;According to Chris Rock, there is NOT any.&quot;<br /> <br /> My theory is Rock knows the deal, he just puts this out there so his wife doesn't mind him going to the strip club.&nbsp; <br /> <br /> All of us married guys should thank him for giving us cover with our wives.&nbsp; <br type="_moz" />
  • Wickedsteel
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    14 years ago
    yea good article liked it good insight&nbsp; i would agree being in the navy did have its benefits for traveling and checking out the clubs in the area your in ive been to houston and san antonio nice clubs and if you have the chance to go up north to mass ri and conn some good clubs there too <br /> <br /> also ive had a experience like ricks too it was kinda funny too <br type="_moz" />
  • bang69
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    14 years ago
    <p>Ii have spent a lot of time in private rooms in strip clubs. haveing sex in a private room depends on the folwling.<br /> <br /> 1. the dancer<br /> 2. the management<br /> 3. the club<br /> 4. how much money you are willing to fork oer for sex</p>
  • Player11
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    14 years ago
    <p>In Houston there are certain clubs where Sex in CR is available.&nbsp; It depends on the club, how tight mgt is, the stripper, and the price.&nbsp; I have done strippers in CR many times with POP ranging $100 - $300.&nbsp; That they are married or have BF makes no difference.&nbsp; They are thrilled and excited to be getting some strange along with $.&nbsp; At an extras friendly club probably 75% of the girls on shift will do sex; its just a matter of money.<br /> <br /> A married one I have been doing almost two years both itc and otc says he just thinks she dances and does not allow them to touch.&nbsp; At a club where I was doing her itc, mgt did not seem to care what was going on.&nbsp;</p>
  • exgmguy
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    14 years ago
    &nbsp;a lot of the clubs in the Detroit area are quite FS, especially during the day. Things can be different at night though. More the fratboy crowd rather than single customers who know what they are looking for.&nbsp;
  • RoyBatty
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    14 years ago
    &nbsp;There is sex in the champagne room in some clubs. &nbsp;There is with certain girls in a lot of them, even the so called clean clubs have it too. &nbsp;Just harder to get away with. &nbsp;Then some where its not going to happen no matter what.
  • tcp
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    14 years ago
    Over the years I have probably had sex in over 40 clubs around the U.S.. In addition I have had luck having &quot;dinner out&quot; in probably another 30. I agree what bang 69 said. There are variables but I found out that more &quot;bang for the buck&quot; can be had in;<br /> 1.) The southwest<br /> 2.) Urban and inner city areas.<br /> 3.) Clubs that have a clientele that is predominantly ethnic<br /> The best times always being in the morning or early afternoon.<br /> Avoid high end clubs unless you want to pay several hundred. Avoid the evening and avoid very crowded clubs.<br /> The chances of success go up proportionately if you are a regular, tip nicely and are curteous and not (too) drunk.<br /> Looks and being a good dresser but most of the girls are mainly interested in what's in you wallet<br /> <br /> <br type="_moz" />
  • sirswagger
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    14 years ago
    How clean/protected is the strange?<br type="_moz" />
  • alkaholik
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    14 years ago
    &nbsp;My bad guys... my 100% hitters club in Houston is Club Fantasy. Pandora's is a little dive in Dallas in which I got a rub and tug from an older asian gal (in full view of the DJ, and anyone who wanted to peak over the short VIP wall).&nbsp;
  • alkaholik
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    14 years ago
    &nbsp;Sir Swagger - how clean is the strange??? <br /> <br /> Dude, why - you plan on going to war without a helmet?
  • Notsosly
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    14 years ago
    IMO, I have tried the SW area of the country, from a few in Houston to a couple in El Paso to almost all of San Diego. &nbsp;None of them can hold a dim candle to the amount of offers I had for sex in the CR, or right on the LD couch, in pretty much any club in south FL. &nbsp;It's never 100%, but during the day, at most of the south FL clubs I've gone to, it gets pretty close. &nbsp;Night is busier, and thus less consistent. &nbsp;YMMV.
  • alkaholik
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    14 years ago
    &nbsp;Florida, hmmm? May have to head to Panama City or Destin soon, or are there better areas?
  • Notsosly
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    14 years ago
    SOUTH Florida... Miami to Ft. Lauderdale.&nbsp; The Mecca of extras in the CR.&nbsp; Some of the clubs are so bad they might as well just be brothels, especially during the day.
  • Player11
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    14 years ago
    Steve I agree Chris Rock is saying that (no sex in CR)&nbsp;to appease his wife.&nbsp; Otherwise, I know he is FOS - I have done gals (FS)&nbsp;in CR / VIP areas of 5 Houston Area clubs.<br /> <br /> I don't believe one should discuss going to SC with a wife or GF.&nbsp; Stick to need to know and practice strategic avoidance in any temptation to enlighten wife about one's SC hobby.&nbsp; I remember going with a stripper (sexy one piece swimsuit)&nbsp;up to VIP to do her (FS) and her getting a call from hubby giving him instructions on feeding and putting kids to bed.&nbsp; Little did he know what she was about to do.&nbsp; She talked matter of factly like she was taking a call at the office.&nbsp; We later had one heck of a good fuck and when she would climax (twice during session) her thrusting would stop and it would really tighten.&nbsp; When I got off in her it was really intense and she could feel it thru condom.
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