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&nbsp;Is there sex in the Champaign Rooms?&nbsp;<br />
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According to Chris Rock, there is NOT any. <br />
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According to me there ABSOLUTELY IS!<br />
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Maybe Chris Rock is hitting the wrong clubs, or spending too much time in LA where the chicks in the clubs are just looking for their lucky break into the Movie industry and trying to keep a clean record on the books. (Plus, Rock is notoriously tight with his money - he drives a Nissan Altima for god's sake. Not that there is anything wrong with Altima's - I like them - but come on, he is a movie star!).&nbsp;<br />
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I have had the opportunity to travel the country in my time in the Navy. I also followed my wife around - who became a dancer herself, god bless her! She tried out for dancing almost on a joke, and turned out she had quite the aptitude for it. She has since worked at clubs all over the South West, including the Palace, Perfect 10 (PTs as we call it), The Men's Club, and Rick's in San Antonio; St. James in Houston, The Lodge in Dallas, Sapphires in Vegas, Spearmint Rhino (or the Grinding Rhino as we call it) in Boise, and we are currently checking places out in Salt Lake City.&nbsp;<br />
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I have been fortunate to have the time and ability to come with her, help with the drives, and enjoy some of the benefits of the clubs she works (don't judge me, she is a little more understanding of men and our drives). Lets just say I have spent more time in clubs now, then I did my whole naval service!&nbsp;<br />
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So, needless to say, I have a lot of firsthand information, and feel I can succinctly answer the age old question of &quot;Is there sex in the champaign rooms&quot;.&nbsp;<br />
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Short answer: Yes.<br />
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Long answer: Maybe, if you are at the right place, at the right time, with the right people, for the right amount of money. <br />
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There are some clubs where I wouldn't even try - like XTC Cabaret in San Antonio. It is a decent place, but the cost to get in is pretty high in comparison, and while the girls are all nude, privacy is pretty limited and during certain shifts the managers like to walk the place. I did have one great experience there, where I took a young noob to a booth, spent a lot of time (and about $160 - which is not bad) on her to get her to give me a nice little rub and tug. But that was only one time out of the 10 or so I have been there. I have spent $200-$300 at other times and walked out high and dry.&nbsp;<br />
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Management is a major issue. If the club is tightly run ship, kept clean, and thoroughly supervised, then it might be a nice place to visit, but...&nbsp;<br />
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The city atmosphere is another major issue. In places where there are few clubs, and lots of cops - don't get your hopes up. In places like Houston, where there are a metric crap ton of clubs, especially clubs with completely private booths, then it really can be game on. It may take a little exploration. One place I love is Pandora's in Houston. Not the nicest, not the hottest dancers, not the prettiest club, and a little pricey to walk in off the street (expect to pay around $30 for parking, cover, and a &quot;dance available&quot; wrist band). I have a 100% success rate at this place so far each visit that I was game - and only spending around $100-$140 on dances each time. You should be open with the chicks about what you are looking for before going back to the private rooms, because dances are normally $40 a song! You could rack up quite a tab finding a willing participant. The girls aren't hard to find though, I would say I had about 85% success rate, when I was looking for it before I found a girl.&nbsp;<br />
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There are also mixed success clubs, where you are throwing the dice. Places like Rick's Cabaret, or Perfect Ten in San Antonio. These places are lower rent joints, but still big enough to have supervision, and tighter rules. The possibilities are still there, but your success rate is going to drop to around 30-40% because of finding space available, getting the right mix of crowdedness (don't want to be the only guy, but don't want to have guys sitting hip to hip with you on the couches - or wherever you are working it). If you enjoy the hunt, and have $200-$400 to blow, then these places may be enjoyable to you in San Antonio: Rick's Cabaret, the Palace, the Men's Club, Perfect Ten, Sugars.&nbsp;<br />
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In my experience, pretty much any place can be fair game - it just depends on your determination, your time, and the limits of your pocket book!&nbsp;<br />
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But if you are looking for a success rate of 100% - I would either suggest putting aside some serious time and money to find the right one, or instead check out the ample number of Asian Massage parlors throughout the country. They are like the certain street corners of the 80's - always in business! These parlors are mostly run by the asian mob, and have a network throughout the country (even in the most &quot;moral&quot; areas) in which they ship in fresh Asians from Korea, Vietnam, Thailand, etc. that spend only about 2 weeks at a time in any one city.&nbsp;<br />
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Good luck, and happy hunting!<br />
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