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<p>Welcome to the beginner's guide to strip clubbing. This guide will help the first timer, or inexperienced, strip clubber to some of the practices of clubs. Clubs can be a place of fun and entertainment, but it can also be a place where customers can be ripped off. So, with that said, enjoy the following.</p>
<p><u><b>1) Research </b></u></p>
<p>TUSCL is an invaluable guide where customers tell other customers what is going on in clubs across the country and around the world. To the first timer, the first thing you notice is that TUSCL members use acronyms. Go to the bottom of the TUSCL page and you'll see the word Glossary. Click on Glossary and you'll see the acronyms we use to describe dancers and activities in and out of the club.</p>
<p>On TUSCL, you can also find most of the clubs in the US and selected clubs around world. Click on US clubs and you'll see a list of states. Click on your state and find your city (or nearest city) with a club. You can then research individual clubs to find something for your preference and price range. Topless clubs often serve alcoholic drinks, and a lot of nude clubs are often BYOB (bring your own booze).</p>
<p>When researching a club, check for several items. First, what kind of neighborhood is the club in? Will you feel safe parking there? Speaking of cars, lots of clubs have valets. Will you feel safe letting someone else park your car? Is the parking lot safe ? Lit up at night ? Security present?</p>
<p>Secondly, there's club cover charge. Cover varies throughout the day. After you pay the valet and cover, how much will you have left for drinks and dancers? Speaking of money, there are absolute cardinal rules for veteran strip clubbers.</p>
<p><u><b>2) The Rules</b></u></p>
<p>A) Always draw money you're going to use from a trusted ATM outside of the club.</p>
<p>B) Once you draw the money, stick to a budget, and don't violate it.</p>
<p>C) NEVER use the ATM in a club, Never ever, for any reason.</p>
<p>D) NEVER use a credit card in a club. TUSCL is filled with horror tales from guys who used a credit card in a club.</p>
<p>E) Never go to VIP with a dancer you just met. In VIP there are a number of hidden charges (we'll explore that topic later).</p>
<p>F) NEVER fight in a strip club. When you fight, one thing can go right, and a hundred things can go wrong. You lose when you play the odds.</p>
<p>G) NEVER loan a stripper money. You will never see that money again.</p>
<p><u><b>3) Things to Know</b></u></p>
<p>There are two types of clubs-Black clubs and strip joints. As a rule, there's much more available sex in a black club, however, you have to get there after midnight to reap any benefits. Also, it is very highly recommended that you carry condoms with you-even for blowjobs. A BBBJ or unprotected sex in a black club is Russian Roulette.</p>
<p>VIP-In some clubs, you have to buy a bracelet at the door to use VIP for dances. In some clubs, you pay for room time, plus pay the dancer. Also, you will be expected to pay for a bottle (100-300). Finally, you'll have to tip the waitress and bouncer. You can pay upwards of a thousand to bang a dancer in VIP, and here's the kicker-dancers expect you to cum in five minutes or less. Some guys can do this, some can't.</p>
<p>Time of day-Single mothers tend to work the day shift, Monday thru Saturday. They're usually providing for kids, and probably a real loser of a boyfriend. Single mothers, as a group, because they're desperate for money, will provide extras. Evenings and nights are the realm of the professionals and college girls. They're younger and better looking than the single mothers, but for the most part, they are all about tease.</p>
<p>Promotions-Some clubs will offer two for ones, or a free T shirt with two dances. Here's a correlation for you-clubs with this kind of promotion usually have dancers that don't do extras. So, again, we're back at research. Some parts of the country are hostile to dancers that do extras. How important is extras to you? Are you willing to travel to get it, or is a club just a place for you to hang out?</p>
<p>Speaking of extras-there are some dancers willing to provide a sexual relationship outside of a club. However, if the dancer offers this to you, and you just met her, or barely know her, it's advisable not to pursue this kind of thing (OTC). If you develop a relationship with a dancer for OTC, I have another article to advise you on this.</p>
<p>So, there's the beginner's guide. Between this article and the glossary, you should be prepared. Good luck.</p>
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