The Beginner's Guide to TUSCL and Strip Clubs

Monday, April 26, 2010 10:46 PM

Welcome to the beginner's guide to strip clubbing. This guide will help the first timer, or inexperienced, strip clubber to some of the practices of clubs. Clubs can be a place of fun and entertainment, but it can also be a place where customers can be ripped off. So, with that said, enjoy the following. 1) Research TUSCL is an invaluable guide where customers tell other customers what is going on in clubs across the country and around the world. To the first timer, the first thing you notice is that TUSCL members use acronyms. Go to the bottom of the TUSCL page and you'll see the word Glossary. Click on Glossary and you'll see the acronyms we use to describe dancers and activities in and out of the club. On TUSCL, you can also find most of the clubs in the US and selected clubs around world. Click on US clubs and you'll see a list of states. Click on your state and find your city (or nearest city) with a club. You can then research individual clubs to find something for your preference and price range. Topless clubs often serve alcoholic drinks, and a lot of nude clubs are often BYOB (bring your own booze). When researching a club, check for several items. First, what kind of neighborhood is the club in? Will you feel safe parking there? Speaking of cars, lots of clubs have valets. Will you feel safe letting someone else park your car? Is the parking lot safe ? Lit up at night ? Security present? Secondly, there's club cover charge. Cover varies throughout the day. After you pay the valet and cover, how much will you have left for drinks and dancers? Speaking of money, there are absolute cardinal rules for veteran strip clubbers. 2) The Rules A) Always draw money you're going to use from a trusted ATM outside of the club. B) Once you draw the money, stick to a budget, and don't violate it. C) NEVER use the ATM in a club, Never ever, for any reason. D) NEVER use a credit card in a club. TUSCL is filled with horror tales from guys who used a credit card in a club. E) Never go to VIP with a dancer you just met. In VIP there are a number of hidden charges (we'll explore that topic later). F) NEVER fight in a strip club. When you fight, one thing can go right, and a hundred things can go wrong. You lose when you play the odds. G) NEVER loan a stripper money. You will never see that money again. 3) Things to Know There are two types of clubs-Black clubs and strip joints. As a rule, there's much more available sex in a black club, however, you have to get there after midnight to reap any benefits. Also, it is very highly recommended that you carry condoms with you-even for blowjobs. A BBBJ or unprotected sex in a black club is Russian Roulette. VIP-In some clubs, you have to buy a bracelet at the door to use VIP for dances. In some clubs, you pay for room time, plus pay the dancer. Also, you will be expected to pay for a bottle (100-300). Finally, you'll have to tip the waitress and bouncer. You can pay upwards of a thousand to bang a dancer in VIP, and here's the kicker-dancers expect you to cum in five minutes or less. Some guys can do this, some can't. Time of day-Single mothers tend to work the day shift, Monday thru Saturday. They're usually providing for kids, and probably a real loser of a boyfriend. Single mothers, as a group, because they're desperate for money, will provide extras. Evenings and nights are the realm of the professionals and college girls. They're younger and better looking than the single mothers, but for the most part, they are all about tease. Promotions-Some clubs will offer two for ones, or a free T shirt with two dances. Here's a correlation for you-clubs with this kind of promotion usually have dancers that don't do extras. So, again, we're back at research. Some parts of the country are hostile to dancers that do extras. How important is extras to you? Are you willing to travel to get it, or is a club just a place for you to hang out? Speaking of extras-there are some dancers willing to provide a sexual relationship outside of a club. However, if the dancer offers this to you, and you just met her, or barely know her, it's advisable not to pursue this kind of thing (OTC). If you develop a relationship with a dancer for OTC, I have another article to advise you on this. So, there's the beginner's guide. Between this article and the glossary, you should be prepared. Good luck.

8 comments

rickdugan
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14 years ago
I think that a lot of the stuff in Section 3 is specific to your region, but I very much like the rules section. To further add to this: 1. In many places VIP is just another ripoff - you won't get laid, just poor.  I would say that a newbie should NEVER do a VIP as he is highly susceptible to being ripped off by a scam.  Some of these strippers are masters at this and newbies are prime targets. 2. If you go into a lap dance area, make sure you have a firm understanding of the price per song and COUNT THE SONGS.  If you lose track of what's happening you can find yourself with a big bill at the back end. 3. I agree with the comment - NEVER pull out a credit or debit card.  Many of these clubs have countless scams designed to soak your card - and you may not know until you wake up the next day.  Bring whatever cash you can afford and, when it runs out, so should you. Good luck!
jabthehut
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14 years ago
Dudester is right on about single mothers with asshole boyfriends.  I have one fav (see Sister 2 in my photos) who has 4 kids and a live in boyfriend who is none of the baby daddy and doesn't have a job.  She begs to come to my house for an hour or so, sometimes for a tank of gas.   The other (my avatar) called me today to see if I'd come to her house so she could dance for me to get money to pay the water bill.  I went and we had sex and she still owes me the dances 'cause she doesn't do sex for money - said she didn't feel right about that. However, both of these work at night so as rick says it might regional.
bigdude012
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14 years ago
One thing u missed about the VIP room is the dancer upcharge to suck her tits, touch her pussy, extras, etc once she has u seated in the chair.  I had one charge me $100 on top as tip just to suck her tits.  Make sure you negotiate what your getting first before u get trapped with your dick hanging out (literally or metaphorically speaking).
wallanon
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14 years ago
Do you mean "black club" as in a club with mostly black people in it? Not following the logic.
inno123
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14 years ago
What the third section pointed out to me is how the strip club experience is so varied around the country.  For example the 'black club' distinction and the business about wrist bands and bottle fees is completely foreign to the clubs in LA that I have been to.
wallanon
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14 years ago
Any of the Rhinos have bottle service, but that's not the puzzlement for me and neither is the location. I've been through dozens of the Houston clubs, so it's not as easy to give the whole thing a pass. It's still individual perspective that drives the Bunkerian interpretation, and if there's a spade lying there then that's what it is.
Player11
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14 years ago
While I don't dispute your statement of paying upwards of $1000 to screw a stripper, at the club where I am VIP I have done them in VIP or CR for $100.  Now this is one I have been regular with for going on 2 years.  Performance (plus how long she will give u) depends on the girl.  For me in Houston at the clubs where I have had extras POP is usually $100 - $300.  I did have a dancer quote me $1000 for otc sex at ST James but quickly put her in her place that I have been getting it fo $150 - usually gals that quote ROB prices like that don't really fuck anyway. As my VIP memebership is Lifetime, my cover charge for the club is waived and entry to CR and VIP is free for me.  I would never pay a pay as you go VIP fee above $25.  In Houston there are motels all over town where one can rent a room for two hours for $25.
bitterdbag
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14 years ago
It's funny that the first instruction is "1) Research" and it's the one thing many reviewers don't do at all.  I have the distinct feeling your article will just be preaching to the choir and none of the new members will read it.  I can't tell you how many reviews I've read where the reviewer complains about one thing or another and I say to myself, "If you would have read a few reviews down you could have avoided all those problems." I also agree with the ATM/Credit Card advise.  Many people think that if your not drunk you won't fall into the credit trap, but you'd be wrong.  I know of many clubs that charge a service fee of $20 to $40 dollars per credit card transaction.  And with naked ladies sitting in you lap, all of a sudden it sounds like a good idea.  5 transactions later and your in real trouble!  Like rickdugan said, bring cash and spend what you can afford. Never fight in a club, especially one that you like.  Best case scenario, you win the fight.  Typical scenario, you win or lose the fight, doesn't matter, both of you are banned from the club. To follow up on another thing rickdugan mentioned, not only should you keep in mind the song count, but before you even get dances get an idea of how long the songs are.  No matter where you are in the country there's always that one club that likes to cut songs short.  So your $100 3 song/15 minute dance becomes a 3 song 6 minute dance. Happy Clubbing!

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