Probably my all-time favorite club. ...

Probably my all-time favorite club. Tremendously hot women. Some of them love contact and will do what it takes to make you happy. I've had some fun nights here where I've wondered what happened to all the money I brought because it disappeared so fast (perhaps the only downfall of the club is $30 dances). Nonetheless, great place.

It's not in the greatest part of Chicago, but not necessarily the worst part, either. Close enough O'Hare to be reasonably gentrified. You basically have to use the valet parking, which is $5, but that's not a big deal. A text message to the phone number on their website gets you free admission. Club is very clean and everyone inside is friendly, bouncers included.

The striking thing about the place is the girls. Even the waitstaff is damn hot. All the attractive shapes and sizes are represented. If there are any girls there that are sixes or sevens, they make up for it with great dances. I have a couple ATFs there who push me to my limits when I go -- and they know it, too. Lots of ethnicities and a number of girls who either are European or have a good, fake European accent. You might also catch a touring dancer or two from one of the other clubs in the chain. Once got a dance from a girl who was in from Las Vegas and she was pretty good.