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Tijuana

Texting with Chicas without revealing your phone number?

I'm just back from a trip to TJ (review here: https://tuscl.net/review/400605) and I came back with a handful of numbers from chicas, some of whom I want to keep in touch with. The problem is, I don't want to give out…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great place to chill, but no private dances

I had never been here before and was looking to branch out to a new place. I had read the previous reviews here and knew that private dances aren’t on the table, but it’s one…

D'Sires

Weirton, West Virginia

Rusty in the Rust Belt

Weirton, WV. Friday night after midnight. About as rust belty a part of country as you can get. Dean Martin actually is from just across the river in Steubenville. I parked on the street. Area…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

pricey, but good

Went early on a Saturday evening and saw some very attractive and varied dancers. Petite Eastern european girl did well on the pole, then a cute curvy blond, then an absolutely ripped petite gorgeous…

Stiletto's

New Brighton, Pennsylvania

Ghost town

New Brighton, PA. Friday night. Northern Pittsburgh suburbs, real safe area. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, to a guy at the front. Pretty friendly dude, ID check and $10 cover. Asks if…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

Not a good experience

Ok so this club was an experience. I’ve been there 2 or 3 times, but the last time I went was indicative of what this club was: seedy and honestly, boring. The girls were ok. I…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

An uptick

The club has finally begun some limited hiring of new dancers, though it’s a slow process, and very hit or miss in terms of quality. No changes in club - cover ranges from $5 to $20…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Its a fun club

I've been to Christies many times and usually they have some hot chicks. Also lots of free parking, feels safe, security guards are cool, large club, nice club (good appearance), $10 table dances, $25 vip,…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Mixed bag, and no mixed drinks.

Visited during day shift on a holiday weekend, figuring it would be busy. Synn Industry is on the corner of a large intersection. Its parking lot is shared with a small shopping center. No trouble…

Front Room

New to this hobby - have some beginner questions

Hi all, I have been to clubs about 5 times over the last 15 years, but really enjoyed it every time I went. Now that I'm making a bit more money I'd like to go a few more times per year,…

Fantasy's

New Cumberland, West Virginia

Appalaychia or Appalatcha?

New Cumberland, WV. Friday night. Right by a casino but otherwise kind of out the boonies. Without tuscl or google you would probably never find this place. Plenty of parking, pretty big building. Walk in,…

Treasure Club

Hickory, North Carolina

Not bad for Hickory

I have not been to The Treasure Club in Hickory in a few months. I usually go on a weeknight, and that was true for this visit as well. I arrives about 9 PM. The…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

25 minutes well spent on a Sunday afternoon.

Great Sunday afternoon visit to Wackos. Quick trip. Left happy. I normally would go to Sins, Dollhouse, or even Emperors before considering Wackos. That was the situation the last several years.…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

One of my better visits to Club Wax

I will begin with this important note; please get to Club Wax as early as you can (before 5pm). If you don’t, you’ll be paying 40 plus just to get in the door (20 to…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

My appearance at Lookers on a quiet night.

Went in on a Thursday night. I wanted to go to see how it was. I have peaked in there a few times but on Saturdays they are crowded and it seemed like…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Maybe just a bad Thursday

I arrived about 2 PM. There was plenty of parking and as I entered the club, there was a quick pat down at the door, but no entrance or parking fee. I walked in…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Great time now and then

Visited Scarlett's for the first time in 15 years last night. Seemed like yesterday now as a guy in his early 60s. Arrived at Scarlett's around 12:30 PM Saturday night. Parking lot was…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Afternoon fun

Was in town for work. First time in Az. Short uber ride to club from downtown hotel. Area seemed ok it is was 1pm so at night could be different. Seemed like plenty of…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Happy ending for a business trip

I was visiting Fort Lauderdale for business and wanted to check out the strip clubs in the area. I took an early off and headed to Cheetah. By the time I reached the parking…

HT's

Detroit, Michigan

Battle of the Lapdance Prices!

Been a minute since my last trip to Detroit. This is my comfort zone spot and managed to come through on Thursday and Friday (August 2023). Cover is typically $10 at night…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

A fun visit for a Thursday!

Was in Phoenix for a work trip and after a poor time at Hi Liter, decided to jump in an Uber and head to Bourbon Street. Upon my arrival, the parking lot was half full, though,…

Politics

Mortgage Fraud

The Federal Reserve Bank of Philadelphia has published a study showing widespread fraud among residential mortgages. This includes people lying about whether the house is a primary residence and whether there was a second mortgage on the home. Why does…

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Stay away from btch ass Vanna

This is an updated review of my review not so long ago. Again it's $18 for entry fee which includes a drink. I have passes they give me so it's $11 for me for entry.…

Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Not much has changed

I have been to this club many times before but not for awhile, probably a year. Not a lot has changed. Arrived around 2ish. 90% of the girls are cuban, some with…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Fun night, I will be back. Not exactly what I remember, but glad it's there.

I went here this week after a roughly 7 year gap. It's not exactly how I remembered it, but it was still a good time. Summary: -$10 entry -$30/dance which is up from the $25/dance or 3 for…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

A nice place to visit with hot dancers and regular dances

Went there just after they open at 7:15 pm on 8/5/23. I was hoping to beat the night crowd and have fun with fresh and clean dancers. And boy, did I…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Slow summer Saturday at Cheetah

I stopped by a little before 4 on a Saturday. No charge to self park, no valet available much less forced. Door girl collecting $1 cover, she looked at me as if to…

Politics

Place to discuss the stupid Trump indictment podcast or whatev…

As a rick and a lion Imma take the bull by the horns and try to get you weirdo apes talkin’ ‘bout Trump in the front room to start postin’ your stuff here. ROAR!!!

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Still a great eye-candy club!

It’s been a while since I paid a visit to HK bar on a Friday evening, coz my usual days are mostly weekdays ( I definitely prefer that, after witnessing all sorts of delays in…

Hawaii by Night

Honolulu, Hawaii

Decent but not great

Hawaii by Night is one of those strip club that brings back memories as I have seen this place transform, relocate and evolve into what it is today. With that said, it is still 18…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

First time here, hot dancers abound!

I've heard of this place since I have two friends that live in the area; so it's kinda been on my radar for a couple of years. This was my first time here. Historically I've…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Gone are the days

Have visited 4 times in the past year and have had varying experiences. Visits include weekday afternoons and night but never a weekend night. So much has been said about this club already but thought…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Passing Through the Sunset Strip

I swung by Sunset Strip on my way back from a meeting up in the Goshen area at around 5 pm on a Friday afternoon. It is a small box of a place. Parking lot…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Decent Landing Strip Friday afternoon.

This is a review of a visit earlier in July. When I am in town, I normally visit LS Sunday through Wednesday day shift. Today I decided to see what Fridays are like. Typically,…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Best visit in recent memory

I was wrong, and I couldn't be happier. For more than a year, I've been thinking that the good old days of clubbing were gone and never coming back. My last visit to Fantasies…

Emperors Gentlemen's Club

Tampa, Florida

Not great

I’m on holidays this week in Orlando so decided to make the drive to Tampa here where I’ve had some moderate success. I arrived at about 11:30 pm and parked, there was…

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Another reason stripping is dying

You can do infomercials instead: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3471564/Infomercial-video-oil-industry-logistics-firm-one-boring-web-seen-strange-reason-s-gone-viral.html When you see the Spanish and Japanese versions of the video, makes it pretty blatant they're looking for more than just a good speaking voice. Maybe nicespice will be doing the Tagalog version. It may…

Front Room

Should we make it official?

Should we declare nicespice to be the official TUSCL PL House Mom?

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Day shift on the weekends… Saturday in particular

Does the day shift usually suck on Saturdays? I’ve been trying to get one of my buddies to give the day shift a chance here. I finally got him to go. But he went today and said it was all…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

A little bit of everything-no pun intended.

After a dull & borderline horrifying experience at Emperors, I decided to try one last place before going to my hotel. I arrived here at about 12:30 am, and parked near the…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not the best time

First time in years I returned on a Friday night. 10.00 cover. Beer 6. Place as a long elliptical bar probably seats close to 75 people. Three small side stage areas were girls rotate after…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saved by the Spanish moon

First return in a couple months. Tuesday mid-afternoon, the parking lot was almost empty. Almost took that as a sign to head elsewhere but finally decided to give it a chance. Slim…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The Ultimate Bacchanalian Monger's Paradise, Part III

Though management antics abound, Hong Kong is still the Queen of Dragons of strip clubs, with it's stunning array of beautiful women, world-class lap dances and amazing GFE arribas. I've broken this review into three…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Nice afternoon vibe

Stopped by Breathless on Tuesday afternoon. Walked in there were about 7-9 dancers all average with a few above average. About 10 customers spread out. Overall good vibe. They had some good music playing (Hip Hop).…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

A mixed bag on a Friday night

First time here and didn’t go in expecting to be wowed. Me and a few buddies grabbed a table to sit and check the scene. There was always at least 4-5 dancers on different stages so…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Fantastic little hideaway

Decided to take a chance on another one of Kalamazoo's strip clubs and was not disappointed. This club is tucked away in a private-ish lot on the East side of town, but it's definitely one…

Chez Paree

Montréal, Quebec

Wednesday at Paree

Found myself north of border and met up with someone here. $5 off cover on way in after asking if I was from the US. Not sure why but I’ll take it. Met my friend…

Front Room

Text Bombardment

This one stripper I’m trying to have sex with, even for all of 500 bucks, won’t answer my texts whatsoever. Blank. Nothing. Nada. So I’ve responded and start bombarding her with enough text messages to the point where I simply…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Second Time Was A Good Time.

Well this was my second time going to this place and I have to say it was just as good as the first time. The club again is more of a shotgun house type layout…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

DeJa Vu All Over Again

Pink, black and light gray color scheme; typical DeJa Vu. This might be the further north club still operating in the Puget Sound area. I arrived right at opening. There were two…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Two Visits in One Review

First visit was a Saturday. Second was a Friday. Both were from about 330-600. Cover and Parking $5 each. Both days about 30 dancers. probably 60/40 white to Latina. Have not seen a black dancer…

Deja Vu Spokane

Spokane, Washington

Did I just attend obesity awareness night?

Good god did I just attend the American heart associations obesity awareness night? Jesus Christ this place is absolutely brimming with obese land whales. when you first arrive there’s the usual ID check. Then you…

Bar Downtown

Montréal, Quebec

A fun first time at a club

First time at a club, so a more experienced eye would likely have more to say. I enjoyed my evening, the club is rather no-frills with a single stage, but was not trying to be…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

The early bird doesn’t get the worm

This is a summary of last Thursday and this Friday. Both days got there early on Thursday about 12:15 and Friday at one. On Thursday asked Valentina for a dance thin tan dirty blind fake…

Tijuana

HK general manager got assassinated

Article in spanish: https://afntijuana.info/seguridad/142077_asesinan_al_gerente_del_hong_kong He got shot in the head while driving his truck. Cartels want HK. They operate the puta business at Vallarta and Cabo San Lucas. They must want to control Zona also, especially HK

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Hot Dancer, but Poor Effort

Arrived around 9:30pm on a Saturday night. A dancer I sometimes see when I go here was not there yet, but she often arrives late so I sat down. The layout has been…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

The dancers are Gorgeous and Talented!!!

I really enjoyed my experience at this place. My husband and I went on a Friday in the evening around 8:30 after we left a comedy show. There was few dancers that I could see…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

couple visits, and anniversary party

NEW STUFF Ivanna has new boobs. And it’s weird, but I saw her on stage once and she didn’t show them. She wasn’t at the anniversary party. There’s a girl named Atlas who looks lot…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

Not a Standard Strip Club Visit

It has been several years since I visited Sunset Strip. I have always found it to be a solid place where I got what I was looking for. I guess my recent visit falls into…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Short songs, odd club

To get in you walk down a long yellow hallway and they have like a fridge on the right side of that hallway so really weird. The door to the left at the end of…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Day by Day…

I’ve reviewed Desire once before from a nighttime perspective. I kept seeing really hot day girls at the end of their shift so I decided to go early and see the day girls du jour…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

The Opposite of Great - Fascinatingly Depressing

Let me just say again that this is a last resort type of club, i.e lost a bet and you have little to no money left and you want to see naked women (any type…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Slow vibe Friday, but enjoyable none the less

I recently made a Boardroom Cabaret visit on a hot Friday afternoon around 4:00 PM. The parking lot looked empty and upon entering the club I found that I was the 2nd patron of the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Awkward beats expert this time

Some girls are expert at this. Some aren't. And sometimes it's the ones who we love. Playhouse has plenty of experts, dancers who have been pleasing us for years. Despite the decades, they've managed to remain…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Good for eye candy and a drink...would return.

This is a place i wanted to check out for a while, so i stopped in around 1030. Big parking lot so no worrying about parking. Pat down from security on entry. Walk in…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The Ultimate Bacchanalian Monger's Paradise, Part II

Though prices are up, especially the bar fines, Hong Kong still tops for it's stunning array of beautiful women, world-class lap dances and amazing GFE arribas. I've broken this review of HK, covering a Thursday…

Thorobred Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Checking the fillies at the Thorobred

Pulled into the parking lot around 6:30ish pm. The lot is large and free, pretty open but behind the building. Easy to walk straight into the club. There was no one at the door, so…

Club Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska

Locally great, nationally meh

$20 cover. Byob (and most guys brought 12 packs, no problem). Nude dancing. One really big stage, 10-20 seats on each side of the rectangular stage with two poles. Strict no cell phone policy -…

Hustler Club

Nashville, Tennessee

Great place for viewing nude dances, but not much else.

Was in town for some business and this place was within walking distance from my hotel. After being on Broadway for a few hours, I decided to check it out. It was an interesting setup.…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

A Local Favorite

Located right next to Bound Brook train station and right on Main Street. No cover charge, $5-$10 for a drink. Typical U shaped bar with three pool tables on side. Most girls start working…

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

Not really a strip club...

Sharks (And FKKs in general) is like nothing we get in the states. When you walk in, you pay 65 Euros and get slippers, robe, and keys to two lockers (one for your cloths and…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A Charming and Establishment with Great Service

Chicago Club is a debaucherously solid alternative to Hong Kong. It's not as large, and there isn't quite the selection of chicas, but it makes up for with charm and outstanding service. ### Getting There ### Please…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Chicago Club is a MUST when visiting Zona Norte in Tijuana

Chicago Club is one of the bigger clubs in Zona Norte offering beautiful and sexy Mexicanas (and some other Latinas like Dominicans and Colombians as well). It is an incredibly chill place with everything…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Meh - But I Will Be Back

Let's get the basics out. I arrived at 4:30 pm and there was free parking in the lot next to the club (parking lot attendant was there when I left). Cover was $20 and VIP…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Good vibes, hot girls, expensive as hell

Place lives up to it's reputation. I went on a Thursday night around 11 Positives Hottest girls in town and very friendly. Lots of girls on stage and they actually work the pole. Tits and pussy everywhere,…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

The Ultimate Bacchanalian Monger's Paradise, Part I

Though prices are up, Hong Kong still slays, offering a stunning array of beautiful women with world-class lap dances and amazing GFE arribas. I've broken this review into three parts. This review, this Part I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls: An Oasis from the Texas Heat

Great time had and tons of eye candy as usual. Not gonna describe the entrance and layout much as it hasn't change. Very reasonable cover and baseball caps not allowed. Large spacious Texas club with…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

I Will Be Back

This was my first time at Perfect 10 in about two years, so I didn't know what to expect on an early Thursday afternoon. They have a huge parking lot and while there were a…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Who’s that girl?

Who’s the day girl that looks like a young Keri Russell?

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Good value, would visit again

It was my first time in the area checking out local clubs around Paterson. 5th Avenue Sports Bar had solid Google reviews so I decided to check it out for the night. The club is…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

D-E-D DED! I Shoulda just kept walking past!

Stepped into the place around 3PM and I immediately regretted it. There was one overweight and over age dancer who made a b-line for me and I told her I couldn't get a dance because…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Left happy and satisfied

For context let me tell you I've been coming to Criket for at least ten years and I've visited almost every "type" of club in the Detroit area. I've also seen tuscl members come and…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Atlantis, one of the best but beware of robs and scammers

Atlantis is one of the best clubs in the Toronto area. Enter and the bar is to the left and the stage is a little further back in the middle of the club.…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Cheeks... like Haks with more dancers

This review is a combo of two visits on a Fri & Sat. CLUB: Cheeks (formerly Haks) now has a gas station and a Taco Bell directly across the street from it. Plenty of parking. Walk in…

Paper Doll Lounge

Charlotte, North Carolina

Very relaxed place and not that expensive

Probably the chillest club I've visited. Went with a bachelor party crew in late July. Only two strippers were remotely pushy, and they were obviously the most veteran. Most girls ranged from…

Front Room

Legal question

Suppose you go to an extras club, you eat ass, and she'd been eating peanuts. Is the club legally liable? I guess the club could put up a big sign that says "Warning: Strippers may have consumed…

Emerald Club

Knoxville, Tennessee

Left happy

I was in Knoxville and got the itch to see some naked girls. Off to the Emerald, nothing has changed in the building or parking lot. Average size, maybe…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Tried Again

So I decided to head back after a long time away. Saw a girl I recognized from about a year ago and decided to get a couple dances with her. (Price was 1 for…

Desire

Baltimore, Maryland

The best kittens were in the parking lot

I visited Desire about four months ago (see prior review) and decided to give it a second chance. I have zero idea how Desire can possibly stay in business. I have zero idea how anyone…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

It's alright, not what everyone makes it seem to be

I came here to Spearmint Rhino Industry on a Thursday night, this is from a year ago tho. Usually I go to Synn just next door, but I've heard good things and saw alot of…

Front Room

RIP: Hector “Tio” Salamanca

Actor Mark Margolis who portrayed Hector Salamanca on “Breaking Bad” and “Better Call Saul” has passed away at age 83 In a show filled with interesting characters, he was certainly one of them. One call argue all day on what’s the…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Must Try in Austin

Decided to get out on a Wednesday and checkout this club. Had parking for $10, but there's also nearby street parking. Entry was $15. So pretty good for the area. They serve liquor…

Candyland

Atlanta, Georgia

Wouldn't Recommend for Off Hours Visit

Safe neighborhood and easily walkable. Went to the club because its near my hotel in downtown Atlanta. Does not look like it has parking outside, just street parking which looked packed. I went around 10…

The Red Room

Port Richey, Florida

Double shot Tuesday at the Red Room

This is my go to spot when I am in Pasco county. My only complaint with this place is that it can be hit or miss. On this day it was a hit. The…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

Pushing the Sunday evening Limits

Great day at the ballpark watching the I-Cubs, so capped it with a trip to Outer Limits. Arrived just before 7 pm to four cars in the lot. Didn't pay a cover charge, but bought…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Fun club and felt very relaxed

Entrance was $20 One dance was $40 VIP varied. Some girls would charge upwards to $160, but usually it would be like $120 for about 3 or 4 songs. TL DR: Enjoyed it, would go back again. Honestly, came…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Ladies' night at Palazio

My husband and I visited on a Thursday night around 11 pm. Cover was $20 for my husband. Thursday night is Ladies' night so no cover for me. We tipped the door girl $5. We…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Oldie but a goodie

Last month, I stopped by Cleopatra due to the listed $10 dances. They were one of the few I’ve found that still offer $10 dances. Dances are full contact, lots of touching and are given…

Front Room

CAN I HAVE A SODA? CALI 7-ELEVEN

the way this guy acted in the store reeks of self-entitlement. after the flogging he asks if can he have a soda. now if only that sikh could dish some of that out to both the mayor and governor then…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

First time at a fully nude, dry club

I’ve been to a dozen or so clubs in my time hobbying, but this was the first time in a totally nude AND dry club. BYOB is fine, but just not used to it. I…

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Recommended podcast: The Trump indictment

Regardless of your current position on Trump (pro, con, agnostic), you should listen to the reading of the Trump indictment. https://www.thebulwark.com/podcast-episode/bonus-episode-listen-to-the-third-indictment/ As a reminder, these are allegations and the defendant, Donald Trump, should be presumed innocent until proven guilty in a court…

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Mom hires “Barbie” stripper for kid’s party

Are people really that stupid? Or sheltered? Perhaps founder needs to start giving away memberships to the uninformed https://nypost.com/2023/08/02/mom-accidentally-hires-stripper-for-a-barbie-birthday-party/amp/

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

The Lack of Attention Aas Disappointing.

So I go to this club every now and then and today my favorite dancer was there so I decided I wanted to go see her. The club is off the highway so I turned…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Calm for a Friday night

Arrived at Paradise around 10pm on a Friday night. Parking lot packed and it made me think it would be full inside as well. Had to wait for someone to leave to park closer to…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Why I keep exiting I-95 at Emerson for a stop here

Another hot humid summer day. I'm driving through Jax mid afternoon and the traffic is building. Instead of fighting the stop and go, and the glare, I pull off just south of downtown and head…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Two for one Monday makes this place worth it

Been to this place a few times before when business brings me to Des Moines. It is now my favorite Des Moines club. The biggest drawback has always been the expensive lap dances…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

My First Visit to Vivide...Awesome in Every Way!

This was my first visit to Vivide (I recently relocated to the area)...visited Thur Aug 3 from 3:30 to 5:30 p.m. Navigated the potholes in the paved parking lot which was completely full…

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Best club in North Jersey for Couples?

Sorry if I end up posting this in the wrong spot, I'm new here! But I'm looking for some suggestions for the best couples-friendly club in North Jersey for a date night. The only Jersey club I've ever been to…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Good and Typical

Hello this review is for a Thursday afternoon visit. Typical crowd about a half a dozen customers and a dozen or so dancers. All the usual suspects in terms of middle aged Brazillians as…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

How to stay out of the heat in August.

Arrived at the club about 1PM on a Thursday. Plenty of parking available at at my arrival time only a dozen or so cars were parked. Club does not look great from the outside but…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Boring Friday

I was bored and had the day off of work, so decided to head over to SC. It was a Friday afternoon (around 4pm?). I pulled into the mostly empty parking lot, realizing it wasn't…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Mediocre but Fun Club

I have now visited Club Erotica on several different occasions and have always had a pleasant experience. They have a wide variety of dancers. The VIP is expensive but compared to other clubs in the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Audibled to Suzy, left satisfied

Longtime customer here, minus a long break due to COVID. It’s amazing how little turnover there is on day shift. Half of the dancers have been here for 10 or even 20 years. The Playhouse Lounge…

Miami Divas Gentlemen's Club

Homestead, Florida

One girl made it worth it... barely...

I see that this place has not had a review in a while so I thought I'd give a fresh report from my visit on 8/2/23 (Wednesday) at 22:00. I was in the area for a…

Keepers Gentlemen's Club

Milford, Connecticut

Strip mall, lots of parking

I went with my son in law on a Wednesday afternoon. Strip mall type building, plenty of free parking. Cover charge was $5 and we were wanded and pat down. Decent sized stage…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Nothing new, but a report

Absolutely nothing would make me happier than writing this review with something new to report. Unfortunately, that is not the case. But I do feel like folks are always looking for updates on the lineups…

Politics

Credit where credit's due

Can't hurt to pick a lawyer with a killer rack: https://youtu.be/7GKuParWiRw

Politics

So Let Me Get This Straight On Corruption

Everything that the Democrats and the mainstream media accused Trump of doing, which was proven to be totally baseless by Robert Mueller (despite his best efforts), is exactly what Biden has been proven to have been doing as Vice-President in…

Politics

So let me get this straight on voting

You don't need any ID whatsoever You can get your ballet mailed to you the same way a flyer from Best Buy would be You can be dead In some places you don't even have to be an American citizen to vote But if…

Tijuana

Did Another Forum Bite the Dust?

I am on about four forums focused on adventures in Mexico. (Hi. My name is PutaTester and I have been an addict for seven years.) One forum seems to have fallen off the Internet, chicabow. It literally wasn't there one…

Mixer's

Northfield, Ohio

Is this club friendly to white clientele?

Reading through the reviews it sounds way more my vibe than the local chains. However, I've walked into mostly black bars before and received some hate. Is this a chill place to go even if white?

Front Room

Scottsdale vs Houston

Hello - I have an option to either go to Scottsdale or Houston this November (on my own, no family). My number 1, 2, and 3 priorities for choosing a city is how good the strip clubs are. My personal…

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40 is the new 20

All of Muddy's reviews from the Mountain West got me thinking, dance prices made a step change during Covid and are not going back down. The clubs I frequent the most do have a $20 option, but…

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There really is FRMOS

I thought that was just a myth or wishful thinking but this afternoon I actually saw one for the first time and the dancer I was with had never seen it either and she was a Follies pro. It happened a…

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Private Rooms - Really Need Some Advice

I rarely even go to Private Rooms. I often go to clubs with friends or clients and they go, but it's a type of thing where I don't ask details. I have the impression they are not happy with the…

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a magical duo @ desires

I must advertise me and Cassandra’s duo rooms. We are best friends and secret lovers. That is all I can say. See you soon boys ;)

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Do you notice yourself becoming more or less apt to spend over the years?

Last week a bunch of zero review PL's banded together to call my ass out for not buying enough 100 dollar dances and THEY MEANT BUISNESS! Anyway but it did get me thinking that I just don't spend like I…

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Help a brother out

I’ve been wanting to see Tiffany but I always miss her. Anyone has seen her or gotten a VIP with her? If so, is she worth it? Does she get down?

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Fully Nude During Stage Dances; Miami Florida

I’m looking for recs of clubs where there’s a constant on stage dance rotation and women are getting fully nude on stage. Looking nearby the Brickell area but also nearby Miami airport. A little further out is fine too. Recs…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Looking for Skyler

Met a dancer in AC that said she also works here. Her name there was Skyler, a curvy AA that was very big and natural up top. I did not think to confirm if she dances under the same name…

Tijuana

Zona videos

Not sure if anyone else has stumbled across this guys videos on YouTube? https://www.youtube.com/@lukepowell5534 Some have good info others are kind of sketchy. Not sure I buy his advice that you don't need a passport? If nothing else they are

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Looking for Extras Chicago

Can anyone recommend a place for extras in chicago? Im also close to Indiana border so i can travel there too

Politics

Gonzalo Lira is alive, posts update on his status to YouTube

American/Chilean journalist, author, film-maker, and well known YouTuber, Gonzalo Lira, who was detained by Ukrainian secret police in May for expressing opinions the Ukrainian authorities didn't like, has been released on bail and posted updates about his plight to his…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Anyone Seen Cali?

I have been trying to get a dance with Cali, but we can't seem to connect. Anyone seen her lately? What days and times are good to run into her? I think that I just go too…

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Is Brevity a virtue?

If Papi is taking a break I feel like I can bring with up this up without offending him (although to me his stuff is an exception to the rule) but is it important just to be short and to…

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This site has some engineering issues. User experience is rough.

Free subscription with reviews so I don't want to complain too much, but holy cow. There must be a caching issue or something because pages often take forever to load or just don't load at all. No search bar. Back…