Hot women UFC meh...

This was the 2nd club we visited on my bro trip to the Austin area. We were interested in watching the UFC PPV event and the social media said that Palazio was hosting so we went there. We arrived a little earlier than planned 7 or 8ish to watch the prelims while the girls slowly arrived but the club had om other sports channels and took thier sweet time getting one of the many TVs switched over for the fight. I've done several UFC PPV at other clubs and have had a much better experience at most. The club cover for arriving that early was 15$. The early evening shift was sparce but we weren't looking for a ton of action that early just a bit of eye candy while we hung out.

As the evening played out the place started to fill up with both patrons and dancers. The girls ranged from 7 to 10s with at least 3 10s in the room at one time, something I've not seen before since saphires (vegas) pre covid. Dances were on the affordable side $20 but had a dumb promotion of 4 for 100. The math doesn't even make sense for that. I asked 2 managers if that was actually a thing and they both agreed. ViP was prohibitively expensive for 400 for the half hour to the club and then you had to pay the dancer on top of that. I've spent some serous coin on VIP in the past but even I'm not that desperate.

Club layout had main stage with huge screen in the background. ViP area off to the side with its own separate bar. 2 Mini stages on either side of main stage for the girls to rotate on. Stage show was good, nothing special. The highlight of the stage was the quality of the girls looks not their dancing skills. Bathroom was occupied by a troll but was clean. No complaints there. The ladies room had an incident where only 1 toilet was working for about 60+ women. You can guess how that went over. Beer was about 8$ and mixed drinks ranged from 12$ and up depending on what you ordered. My mainstay of gin & tonic with Bombay gin was 14$. Water was 6$.