Andrew Shulz lied to me

Was in Montreal about 6 months back and wanted to visit Kamasutra based mostly on Andrew Shulz's glowing review of it; was closed back then but is opened back up now and so I went. Unfortunately I think it (and probably the Montreal strip club scene overall) are past their prime. The majority of my experiences in MTL strip clubs are with moderately attractive girls who only give so-so mileage, certainly no French bombshells that I'm on the lookout for; maybe it's the clubs or girls I'm picking, but if anyone has recommendations please feel free to say.

Anyway, as others have said it's in an alley; I parked on the street right in front of the club but that was on a Sunday, I could imagine parking being tough to find on a Friday or Saturday. Walk down a flight of stairs, pay about $10 with tip to enter, plus another $5 to the doorman for walking me a few steps to the table (definitely the worst part about MTL clubs). Stage in the front middle of club, bar to the left, LD area to the right through a walkway. There is also VIP booths to the right of the stage for $50 as per the doorman where the girls can give you lapdances right there through the night, which I declined.

LD's are the typical $20 each, got a couple each from one mixed slim thick AA girl and one older thin asian, nothing special about either. Night was salvaged at least a bit by a white dancer probably in her mid 30's, thin and attractive enough. Did 5 dances, not spectacular but her energy was endearing and we had good conversation both before and after the dances.