a long freaking walk from boston

Getting here is a challenge but worth it. First, leave Centerfolds Boston. Once you discover that you spent all your money at CF and can't afford a commuter rail ticket--let alone an uber--grab a Blue Bike from one of the China Town stations and head for the "Pope John" bike dock in Everett. From here, you should be able to walk there in under four hours. Take this time to contemplate your life choices, but also carefully plan exactly how the perfect visit will go. It might not go as planned, but it's a good way to pass the time. Since this is Southern New England (sorta), you'll either arrive a sweaty mess (May-October) or your shoes will be soaked with salt brine (Nov-April). Either way, after you pay the $10 cover you can ask any dancer for some baby wipes to freshen up from the walk.

Once inside, you'll find a bar area, some mostly empty tables and a large stage. The stage has constant shows, but you may find yourself irritated that a few of the prettiest girls never take the stage and don't circulate. However, some of cutest ones will happily approach and they are worth your while. Dances are $60 for 2, and songs averaged 3:15 (stdev 7 seconds, N=14) the night that I researched this review. They also have 15/30/60 minute prices, which are so absurd that not even the dancers can remember them. Once you are in the individually curtained dance room, you'll be glad you freshened up with the baby wipes because the dances are two way contact. A bud light is $9. I recommend trying to pay with Euro notes to seem fancy and impress the girls. Don't try to pay with GBP; everyone is Mass thinks that Brexit was kind of a bad idea.

The club has a decent diversity of dancers. Most shifts will have at least one goth, 1 MILF with a firm butt, and 1-2 GND types, both thin and heavish girls of varying backgrounds, etc. Of particular note was one ink free GND type that didn't wear any perfume. Pretty great. Every visit has had at least 2 to my tastes that were available for dances; at least one 9+ who just hung out by the DJ or with a regular, with many more working that I didn't focus on. I observed one girl (not to my specific taste, but with a pleasant personality) who must give terrible dances, because most of her customers just left right after her dances. I'm. not sure what she did to make them so upset.