To all the packs of Mexicans and South Asians taking over strip clubs today...

1. You know, you don't have to call all your second cousins to come to the strip clubs to you. You really don't have to roll 40 deep like your going to a street brawl. You are actually able enter the establishment alone. They will indeed let you in, perfectly acceptable, shocking I know.

2. You are absolutely allowed to respond with "No" when a stripper asks you to go for a lap dance. Back and forth all night. Many of us other customers quite frankly have just had enough with Nikki being locked down for the next 5 hours because the Singh Family Reunion was in the house.

3. The drunk dudes in your crew. Try to tell them to last more than two seconds without getting thrown out out of said strip club. A good barometer is at least last longer in the club then it takes for me to show my id and getting patted down by the door guy. If we can make it past that, we've made progress. Baby steps.

The more you know.