The comic strip Careless_kevin
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So who do you think is our ghost writer?
JUSY a few highlights from Careless kevin
WATERPROOF MY PANTS: I should waterproof my pants.
Side note: should I tell the girl before hand I'm trying to LDK? Or will that turn her away. Cause I want the girl to help me LDK. So If i say "you ok if i cum?" She will be ok with that?
THINKING OF QUITTING: I think I'm gonna stop going to stripclubs all tougher
DEALING WITH ASSHOLE STAFF: got few dances accidentally had and LDK/ orgasm. The girl caused a scene and made owner force me to pay $200.
CRAZY BITCHES: in my area or maybe around the world, strippers "over count" the dances and also will demand tips.
OUR MASSAGE PARLORS GOOD
DEPRESSING EXPERIENCE: now I feel sad and lonely. I feel like a fucking loser driving back home after my visit
WANTING TO GO BACK:
So a few months ago I got kicked out of a club because I had an LDK. The girl demanded money
NOT HAVING TO PAY FOR A DRINK (cover drinking): So if I bring that water bottle and avoid the waitress for a minute, I can then say another girl served me my drink. Or they'll just ignore me, wont ask.
Than i can bring a few 20s for dances and leave.
WANTING TO GO BACK PT 2: Yes clubs have high turnover in staff. But the old fat manager and guards where there along with the girl. They might recognize me agian
and who could forget
PANTS /SHORT MATERIAL CONTINUATION OF MY LAST TOPIC (SHORTS) Will I luck out and have a girl touch my thing under my shorts?(I dont wear underwear)
Todays addition a double header IDIOT MOMENT: Encountered a bitch at the club who after the dance took my wallet and left. She called the bouncer on me and I left
GETTING A GF: know I'm a dumbass for asking this question on this site, out of all forms sites on the internet. But, how do I get a gf?
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Mind you, I can’t picture Calvin becoming a pantsjizzing pervert. He seemed pretty cool and had a tiger friend. Any hairless ape that hangs with a tiger is ok in my book. But maybe his slow cousin Kevin went down the pantsjizzin’ rabbit hole. Just crack open a beer, read about Kevin’s adventures. ROAR!!!
hahahaha!!!!
you believe this asswipe grouped all of us as NPC's? i could and would understand if he called us pervs, sexual deviants, PL's, or any of the usual related labels. just to be clear what we all do is not NPC by a longshot.
troll or no troll bless your heart. and don't forget to fill up your empty water bottle with that minerally enriched toilet water.
A. Is a freak of nature
B. Doesn’t have a girlfriend
C. Regularly jizzes in his pants
D. Has been kicked out of strip clubs
It ain’t trolling if he’s tellin’ the truth. ROAR!!!