The comic strip Careless_kevin

elmer
If tuscl had a Sunday edition Careless kevin wouldn be in a comic section along with peanuts, Garfield and Delbert.

So who do you think is our ghost writer?

JUSY a few highlights from Careless kevin

WATERPROOF MY PANTS: I should waterproof my pants.
Side note: should I tell the girl before hand I'm trying to LDK? Or will that turn her away. Cause I want the girl to help me LDK. So If i say "you ok if i cum?" She will be ok with that?

THINKING OF QUITTING: I think I'm gonna stop going to stripclubs all tougher

DEALING WITH ASSHOLE STAFF: got few dances accidentally had and LDK/ orgasm. The girl caused a scene and made owner force me to pay $200.

CRAZY BITCHES: in my area or maybe around the world, strippers "over count" the dances and also will demand tips.

OUR MASSAGE PARLORS GOOD

DEPRESSING EXPERIENCE: now I feel sad and lonely. I feel like a fucking loser driving back home after my visit


WANTING TO GO BACK:
So a few months ago I got kicked out of a club because I had an LDK. The girl demanded money

NOT HAVING TO PAY FOR A DRINK (cover drinking): So if I bring that water bottle and avoid the waitress for a minute, I can then say another girl served me my drink. Or they'll just ignore me, wont ask.
Than i can bring a few 20s for dances and leave.


WANTING TO GO BACK PT 2: Yes clubs have high turnover in staff. But the old fat manager and guards where there along with the girl. They might recognize me agian

and who could forget
PANTS /SHORT MATERIAL CONTINUATION OF MY LAST TOPIC (SHORTS) Will I luck out and have a girl touch my thing under my shorts?(I dont wear underwear)

Todays addition a double header IDIOT MOMENT: Encountered a bitch at the club who after the dance took my wallet and left. She called the bouncer on me and I left

GETTING A GF: know I'm a dumbass for asking this question on this site, out of all forms sites on the internet. But, how do I get a gf?

13 comments

  • Jascoi
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    a year ago
    juice?
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    a year ago
    ^ Ummmm... not likely.
  • rickthelion
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    a year ago
    C’mon Elmer ape. Put yourself in Kevin’s shoes. He’s a weirdo freak of nature that is sort of like a pervert version of Calvin from the old Calvin and Hobbs cartoons. If you were in his shoes you’d want a girlfriend too.

    Mind you, I can’t picture Calvin becoming a pantsjizzing pervert. He seemed pretty cool and had a tiger friend. Any hairless ape that hangs with a tiger is ok in my book. But maybe his slow cousin Kevin went down the pantsjizzin’ rabbit hole. Just crack open a beer, read about Kevin’s adventures. ROAR!!!
  • rickthelion
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    a year ago
    Oh yeah…given Jascoi ape’s post I should have added that the Juice Ape is now gettin’ lappers from topless angels in that big ol’ strip club in the sky. Maybe gettin’ a lil angel finger in butthole action too. Or maybe he’s sodomizing sexy succubi in the other place. Wherever he is, I suspect he’s making the best of his afterlife.
  • Studme53
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    a year ago
    Funny stuff!
  • 5footguy
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    a year ago
    Kevin is a master troll. He also goes by "Dusty." He's so good that you created a thread just for him... well done Kevin/Dusty!
  • gammanu95
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    a year ago
    Larry Fisherman vibes
  • Careless_kevin4405
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    a year ago
    "Just tip everything and anything in the club, ask permission to do any little thing, pay out the ass and leave." If u do anything else that's not basic NPC bullshit u = troll. Lmfao u old loser cucks pay thousands a month for senseless bullshit. I'm done with stripclubs fuck this
  • rattdog
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    a year ago
    "basic NPC bullshit"

    hahahaha!!!!

    you believe this asswipe grouped all of us as NPC's? i could and would understand if he called us pervs, sexual deviants, PL's, or any of the usual related labels. just to be clear what we all do is not NPC by a longshot.

    troll or no troll bless your heart. and don't forget to fill up your empty water bottle with that minerally enriched toilet water.
  • BubbleYum
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    a year ago
    Who was that one troll that would ask a million stupid and common sense questions? Wasn't his name ThirdEye or something? It's probably him.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    a year ago
    ThirdEye eventually changed his handle to Moneyman. And, yeah, Dusty-Kevin-Careless-Hawkins could easily be Moneyman. But who knows.
  • Hank Moody
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    a year ago
    Every one of those accounts including Kevin is on my ignore list. I think I ignored him after the third or fourth post that was unreadable because it was a thousand words long and didn’t say anything. I have a shorter fuse than some of you but I’m a liberal user of ignore and it greatly improves my board experience.
  • rickthelion
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    a year ago
    Well, this rick likes Kevin ape. I mean really, Kevin is all “I’m a freak of nature that can’t get a girlfriend and I jizz in my pants and get kicked out of those clubs.” While the specifics of his individual stories may or may not be true, I totally believe that he:

    A. Is a freak of nature
    B. Doesn’t have a girlfriend
    C. Regularly jizzes in his pants
    D. Has been kicked out of strip clubs

    It ain’t trolling if he’s tellin’ the truth. ROAR!!!
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