I'm giving up on this one

There are probably 3 main reasons for someone to visit a strip club in Portland.

1. Watch the stage dancing. At Club Tease, it's pretty awkward. The stage is small. About 1-2 chairs wide by maybe 5-6 chairs long. The long side is on the main (and narrow) aisle. And half of it is going uphill. It's very difficult and/or awkward for the dancers to get close to you on the rail or over it. The end chair is clearly the best and it's the only one I'm comfortable in. Most of the other seating does not have a great view of the stage. You're either on a bar stool and have to turn completely around (if you're close to the stage), turn sideways (if you're further down the bar) or if you're at the far end, you just are pretty far away and can barely see the stage.

2. Partake in private dancing. PD's are done in the "upper" part of the club (farthest away from the street). It used to be pretty private under former owners but now there's only sheer curtains and a camera mounted just outside at least one of the main booths. Under previous owners, I used to routinely get extras. Now, it may be possible, but it's the exception rather than the rule. Even if you got even a little bit extra service, it's very likely to be a very uncomfortable situation. Dancers set their own prices but they pay the house $5 for each song so expect a PD to be at least $25 if not more.