A place to watch desperate men flopping on the stage all night

Gatineau, QC. Saturday night. Safe area, parking lot, plenty of spots but they must draw the lines smaller because it get tight. Walk up in and in. Bouncer pats down, no hats allowed in, you can check it with the desk girl or just put it back in your car, I did the latter. Walk in again this time downstairs to the girl. Pay 7 CAD. Get a stamp and receipt. Show the receipt to the guy upstairs. Walk in. A lot of groups very few solo folks. Groups of a lot indian guys, black guys and hispanic guys, and french canadien guys. All ages. Some birthday parties here, as they would pull the birthday people on stage. I mean this just a suburb of Ottawa, albeit in Quebec but man does it get really french quick. The dancers and staff for the most part seem to be french first language but the DJ does everything in english.

Lap dances are $20 a song downstairs. Ottawa standard is two way touching, no kitty. There's VIP but I'm told it's basically the same thing. Set up is bar in the back, bathrooms to right of that, and one main circle stage with seating all around. What kept happening and it gets annoying and gay after awhile these guys keep flopping on the stage with money in their mouth facing up. That would happen all night. They keep doing that, and everyone is all "OMG WOW, HILARIOUS!" I'm just thinking to myself how am I gonna get dances with some of these chicks the ratio was crazy, way way way more customers then dancers. The guys would even line up at the stairs and wait for the stripper they wanted to head down there with and jump on her. So it was a really hard to get what you wanted. Some girls never got free.

Dancers. About 15-20 I would say. Some fake stuff. There was one girl that was basically just plastic, no. Ridiculous. A lot of 6's and 7's in there. BUT you can see some ultra high end girls. White plurality, mostly french canadien, with asian, hispanic and mixed girls. Mostly younger girls, a couple veterans in there. One mixed black girl, light skinned, with a great ass, very popular. Then one girl I was trying track down she was just a typical French Canadien like picture high end escort look, lips done and boobs done but very well done just perfect. Busty, gorgeous brunette, 30's. Her name was Alexia. There was also an Ali and a Lexi which made it confusing.