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Clubs will Get New Talent Soon

As student loan repayments begin, we may see some new talent, as the girls who recklessly spent funds during the payment holiday now are supposedly struggling to find funds needed to repay loans. The sob stories have already begun... 1 - I…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PHL - Overhyped and undelivering?

Quick summary of a recent visit on a Saturday afternoon. Logistical details: Easy access from highway, safe parking lot. Free entry with $10 for soda before 5pm. Rectangular stage as soon as you enter the…

The Body Club

Miami, Florida

Lucky Lucky Dog

This is a bit of an explicit review, but it’s the only way to tell the honest story. Limited parking but easy to find. Got there about 4:15 and it was reasonably busy but not…

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Beware

This isn’t a full review but I feel obligated to post it. I read all the reviews and decided to go to Foxxy’s. Walked up at 3:45 pm, went inside and the…

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Help in Los Angeles (Blue Ball Emergency)

So…. Went to COI yesterday thinking this was the place to go to alleviate a severe case of balls in desperate need of drainage. It was ridiculous…. Paradise is effing disgusting in terms of talent. Only 1 cute girl…

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Recent Members

Awhile back someone asked what happened to Papi and he showed up with his answer so we know he's ok but even though I slack off and often don't come around for periods of time there are a couple others…

Devil's Triangle

Seattle, Washington

What a waste

In town for two nights and had a little time so I scootered over to Devil's Triangle from my hotel. Man at the door escorted me downstairs and charged me $30 for entry (comes with…

Cafe Risque

Micanopy, Florida

No alcohol, no touching the ladies

Well known interstate spot; usually a half-dozen or so dancers during day and at least twice as many weekend nights. Range of ages, body types and ethnicities (but majority thin young white women). No alcohol…

Coconut Cabaret

Gainesville, Florida

No more lap dances

No longer offering lap dances due to city code dispute, and never allowed nudity, so not much more on offer here than stage dances in bikinis. Still has managed to stay open. I've never been…

Body Shots Gentlemen's Club

Ocala, Florida

Smokers and some semi-skanks

Topless, full bar (average prices), smoking allowed (and so smoky). Does seem to have a fair number of dancers working even off-peak hours. Dancers are mostly white, some young and some older, lots of tattoos,…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Another win at the LCDV

Many PNW PLs view the Lake City Déjà Vu as a poor bet… off the beaten path, barely managed, low numbers of dancers, older dancers, etc. While these assertions are not technically wrong, the…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Nice club, hot girls, medium mileage.

I go here somewhat regularly. Always days. The club is nice. There is a main stage, then an upper area with a smaller stage and a section along the wall that's a bit tucked away reserved…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Stunning girls, good atmosphere, but very pricey.

Visited here on a Wednesday evening. Dont know much about the area but this one seemed to have decent reviews so I figured I'd stop in. Door price was reasonable, $10-15 IIRC, and once inside the…

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Great club!

Cabaret is my favorite spot in the Eastern metro area. Lap dance are inexpensive for the area, $60 for 2 songs. There are three areas for public dancing, the stage, th e cage, and the catwalk.…

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We will immediately stop all of the pillaging and theft. Very simply: If you rob

Title couldn’t say it all. “We will immediately stop all of the pillaging and theft. Very simply: If you rob a store, you can fully expect to be shot as you are leaving that store," ~ Donal J Trump filmed/recorded ~ Friday…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Hot milfs. Go afternoons M-F if you can.

My visit was the first or second Wednesday of September (had a day off). Arrived around 1230 or so. Don't get to visit much during the day/afternoon shift. Wish I could visit…

The Office

Miami, Florida

Came back after many years

After many many years I went back to The Office , this time with my girl, to check it out on a Saturday night. First thing that surprised me was the $20 self parking. Dude…

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Liberals on how to fix America

“Hey I know! Let’s flood it with illegals! That’ll do it, yeah!” “OMG, Genius!”

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

My Go To in the Philly Area

This is my go to bar when I am in the area. It is laid back and relaxing. The bar is located approximately 3 miles north of the Willow Grove exit on the turnpike. The lot…

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Best Chain Coffee

Not the local hipster place, at least some place most of us might know. Your out and about, can't make it yourself. Need a coffee. Dunkin, Mcdonalds, Peets, Caribou, Starbucks, Dunn Brothers, Dutch Brothers, Tim Hortons just to name a…

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Tech pathetic

Whenever I trade numbers with a stripper, she always ends up taking my phone out of my hand, and adding her contact for me. Extra embarrassing, when she's iPhone, but she can still work my Android faster than I…

Cloud 9 Show Bar

Harleysville, Pennsylvania

Hey that's no Cloud, that's a...HURRICANE! RUN! 🌀🌊🌊🌊⛈⛈AHHH I CAN'T SWIM!

Harleysville, PA. More of a bucolic area out here. Big parking lot. Right across the way are a couple of houses straight outta Leave it Beaver then right across the street, strip club. Just a…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

Dystopia Cabaret

Douglassville, PA. Between Reading and Philadelphia. On Rt. 422 commercial sort of highway. Area not bad at all but it's a highway so try to slow down if you miss it you got a loop…

Club Risque Northeast

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not even Bruce Springsteen walks these streets anymore

Philadelphia, PA. In the Northeast on Tacony street. Although not far from the infamously FUBAR Kensington area, this part of Philly really isn't that bad. Although while it is north physically it's the northEAST, not…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Pleasant visit this time.

Parking / Valet: Self-parking right off W. Carson Street to the west of the club. Half is paved the other is not. The Club: This was the last weekend for the Pirates to be…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Paradise? Not so much...

So I decided to drop in at Paradise on a Saturday night last month. I’m not in the COI that often and SRI is my usual go-to, but sometimes I’ll check out Paradise for a…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Very expensive, but potential high mileage/quality in a safe, convenient place..

For those not familiar with the DMV area (particularly Northern Virginia), the area tends to be a bit of a "strip club desert" in terms of quality/value - especially compared to most other parts of…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Dirty’s did me right!

First time at Dirtys. Came over after a ln unsuccessful visit to Bandaids and then Alaskan Bush Co. Parking is kinda tight here but managed to snake a parking spot just as someone…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

A Club for Regulars

Decided to check this place out. It is one of the Clubs that I don't remember ever visiting. It was just before midnight, so I thought I would catch it as its peak,…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

Bandaids needs some major restoration work!

Went to Bandaids for the first time after being bored from Hilighter. Outside has plenty of parking. Older run of the mill building that I almost drove past. Bouncer at the front waived…

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Regulars only?

Do you have any desire to know what the club gossip is about you? What they say about your fetish? Easy to roll? Cheap? Nick name? I ask every now and then but those girls are a pack of…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

Slow Thursday Night

Visited here on Thursday evening on the way home from the U.P. Not to far off I 75. Parking is free in a gated lot. Walked in paid the cover. There were about…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Must-Try Club for Phoenix Dwellers

I have really enjoyed this place since I started going back to it a half year ago. The prices are good ($5 beers and $10 dances), the girls are relatively hot and mileage is above…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Club has potential (Nighttime)!

Feeling a bit bored of visiting the same COI clubs or else taking a long drive to Tijuana ( even though it’s always well worth it ), I decided to pay a visit to TL…

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Anchor Tattoo

I recently noticed a fav Cuban stripper has an anchor tattoo on her upper arm. I asked her if she had been in the Cuban Navy. She said no.

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

A few visits

Next to Desires, this is my most reviewed club. My routine is typically to stop at Desires first and then if it’s too crowded or if none of my favorites or any new interests are…

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September just ended and I didn't hear this once

I'm not saying its no longer players anywhere but I personally didn't hear it. So here it is, Wake Me Up When September Ends... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CJcVXOhAe9o&pp=ygUfd2FrZSBtZSB1cCB3aGVuIHNlcHRlbWJlciBlbmRzIA%3D%3D

Candyland

Memphis, Tennessee

Not a bad little club.

This place is in a small building. Doesn't look like much from the outside, but still a lot of fun inside. I got there early on a weekday so there weren't too many customers, and…

Bottoms Up Tavern

Portland, Oregon

Not worth the time, even if it’s cheaper

This place is on the main road, there is no parking you have to park on the shoulder and walk in. It was dead when I went in around 6pm. It was quite bright for a…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Always a Good Time. Not Cheap But Worth It

Attended on a Saturday night and arrived around midnight. Parking lot well-lit. Felt safe even though it’s not in a great area of town. $20 cover. Front door staff we very nice. It was pretty…

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Video proof: black don't crack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8mFeQxLjgI I was her regular more than 10 years ago, and she was already a veteran dancer then. I'm not guessing an age, just guessing she's ageless. Before you say it, she mentions dancing in another video, I'm not outing her.

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Expensive upsells

Decided to go to this club based on suggestions from another site. $15 cover up front and one long stage with 2 poles as you walk in. Only half of the stage was used today.…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

BE MINDFUL OF THE DAY AND TIME

THE SUMMARY: Weekends here are not the best. While girls range from 9s to 5s, the place gets full by early evening. The regulars monopolize this place. Still recommend, if you have never been! MISCELLANEOUS:…

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Missouri teacher w/ an Only Fans

If she is really making roughly 3x her normal salary from only fans, she should focus on that full time. https://news.yahoo.com/missouri-teacher-leave-over-onlyfans-005356987.html?.tsrc=daily_mail&uh_test=1_04

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Busy place at 4pm on a Friday

Stopped by The Venue on a recent Friday afternoon. It was my first visit but some people on this board who I respect had long suggested a visit. I found myself in the particular part…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Solid afternoon visit to BT's

Friday afternoon visit to BT's. The club has valet parking but it is not mandatory. The club is located in a safe business district and I recommend parking on the street just west…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Gorgeous and Personable Girls

Arrived on a slow weekday afternoon. Paid my $12 and the doorman scanned my drivers license which I thought was weird. He wanted me down and let me in. The place was pretty empty as…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Fun time with my Wife at Great Club

Me and my wife arrived at about 1115 on a Friday night, and stuck around for about 3 hours. The club is a standalone building in an industrial area, with a decent sized parking…

Obsessions Gentlemen's Club

Hampton, New Jersey

A Bartender With the Personality of a Jello Block

Walked into Obsessions on a Sunday just after midnight. Listing said it was open until 2am but I wondered if that was really the case. Well, it was open, but barely. The place is just…

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OTC and the little suitcase

It's interesting, the different patterns with strippers bringing their little roller suitcase or duffel bag. to OTC. The one with their 50 thongs and their various role-play costumes. Some always bring it, out of habit. Some (reasonable)…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Afternoon Delight

I decided to make a Saturday 3pm visit. Clancys is in a residential neighborhood on the corner with a liquor store next door and plenty of street parking even if you have to walk a…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Yet another awesome visit!

I read through some of the other reviews for this club on this forum and I do come across reviews that aren't great. However, I've consistently had very good experiences at this club and this…

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OT: Zoomslainng needed

What's the personal fulfillment that comes from doing under 10 seconds of objectively very bad lip syncing on TikTok? It's no longer bad lip syncing while jumping out of your car at a red light and doing a little…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Great VIP, very attractive dancers, but busier than most area clubs

Desires is a fantastic club, but actually not my favorite in RI (that one goes to Dolls, so chill there). Desires is great, though. Plenty of parking, huge lot, right near the Rhode Island Hospital…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Worth checking out

I was in Miami for a few days last week for a wedding (not mine) and I had a free evening and decided to check out the famous Eleven club. Getting in was smooth...you go…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saturday Monse Fun

Strip clubs are like casinos. You can leave satisfied with a full pocket or broke while getting less than you would if you had never stepped foot in there to begin with. You need to…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Last chance -- I'm over it

I used to be fairly fond of Miss Kitty's. It was friendly, and while the dancer quality may not have been quite on a par with the top-end clubs, it wasn't bad. And they kept…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Free admission to UAW strikers.

As the UAW strike continues, a local strip club is doing its part to help out the autoworkers during their historic labor dispute. Dream Girls Detroit in Lincoln Park says that it will offer complimentary admission for UAW members for the…

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Mixed bag and pretty tame.

Pretty tame, but I didn't expect much more from a pastie club. Table dances were pricey at $20 each song. VIP was fairly typical of what I'm used to, at $125 per 15 minutes, but…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Still mediocre but decent location

Doing another review of this club since it's been two months. There hasn't been much improvement. Just putting this here just to show I've actually been here (probably said it before in my previous review).…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Squire is a Meh Now

Squire is probably the best strip club in Massachusetts & in my opinion of all the strip clubs that I have been too it is the worse. So that should detail this place. The neighborhood…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Frustrating Tuesday

Went in the other night and there were only two dancers there taking turns on stage. One approached me for a VIP dance, but before I could say anything she was called to the…

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Thoughts with Thots

Whether you find insight or outrage here, it will come with a generous side of boobs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmTdg-2OwGs

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

A Funeral Was More Alive

Went on my favorite strip club day (Thursday night) I happened to be in the area visiting family and decided to make a stop. Club is located on a dead end block behind a Home…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

I'm liking these NYC Clubs.

Back in the spring, visiting this club ended a long dry spell for me. I wasn't sure at the time if I still had the monger in me but left intent on returning as…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Regular PH visit with a new dancer

So it was my quarterly work visit to Philadelphia which met stopping by Playhouse Lounge. I was on a tight schedule so showed up shortly after it opened at noon, knowing that I would only…

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ATL Clubs: Another One Bites The Dust?

Seeing reliable reports on social media that Fannies (the last of "the F Clubs") is shuttered. No reason given and the initial indications are that it's temporary. Not the best option in metro Atlanta and it's been years…

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“Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.

Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.” ~ Maria Salomea Skłodowska aka Marie Curie. ~ Born 7 November 1867 Warsaw, Congress Poland, Russian Empire. ~ Died 4 July 1934 Passy, Haute-Savoie, France. ~ Russian physicist and chemist who…

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Heavy Rain in ATL?

A black Cuban dancer I know is looking into moving to Atlanta. She was told she could make good money primarily from customers making it rain. Diamond Club was specifically recommended to her. Her English is decent…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

First club visit in Sac

My visit was from 7:15 to 8:35. SETTING: Situated a few blocks south of US-50 on Sunrise, Pure Gold is among several other small shopping plazas. I found ample parking in front of the building and parking…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Diamond

Been a while since I've been here, they've made many changes and good ones! First off the outside and building have been painted and fixed up and the inside has been remodeled with a larger…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

A soggy Thursday evening

Stopped in, dropped the 20 cover, got a water, got some singles. 1 other patron there, girl on stage, decent looking blonde. I'd say a 6-6.5 in my book. She was just finishing up so…

What’s Really Going on in Clubs (A Different Take)

Strip clubs are often portrayed in the media as places of exploitation, criminal activity and moral decay. Fair enough, and there is plenty of evidence to support this. In fact, many of the readers of this site openly talk about pushing the limits with dancers or getting extras. Which, is not my thing, but is fine in my opinion, as long as all parties are consenting adults. Most states don’t agree, however. That said, exploitation exist in many labor markets, be it coal mining or the service and hospitality industry. Why strip clubs get singled out has more to do with our country’s preoccupation with the puritan view of sexuality than it does with actually preventing exploitation. Here,…

Show Palace

Long Island City, New York

A wonderful time if you’re willing to spend the cash

I was in NY for the week for work and looking for a place to unwind. After extensive research I ended up picking Show Palace and I’m so glad I did. There are plenty of…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

OC’s Best Kept Secret

It’s been a minute since I’ve been at Imperial but distance makes the heart grow fonder. Still a $20 cover on most nights and weekends, but if you ever get a VIP dance here, they’ll…

Politics

Slavery occurs when some people are exploited by others, for personal or commerc

Title couldn’t say it all. Slavery occurs when some people are exploited by others, for personal or commercial gain… Whether tricked, brainwashed, coerced, or forced… In America today slavery is all around us, “hidden” in plain sight… People can become enslaved making our clothes,…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Quick afternoon visit to try and scope the current talent

Dropped in for a quick afternoon visit. If you’re not familiar with this spot it’s in a residential neighborhood and you can park on the streets. It’s a narrow club when you walk in the…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Plenty of good options on Friday afternoon

Went on a Friday mid afternoon. The parking lot was half full but the bar next door was pretty busy. Went inside and as usual it's super dark. Paid my $17 I…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Full experience on a late busy Friday evening

Came over to California girls just last Friday evening around 8pm. $20 each per person as I went with a friend and upon entering it was pretty busy (After paying the dance floor and all…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not what it used to be

Stopped by around 10pm on a Thursday night. Place is in center city, at the end of an alley-like street that is lined with dumpsters. Lots of people on the main street, so…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

Decent Time

Was in town for work, and had never been there before. Typical Northern Ohio security, they scan your ID at the door. Not sure if there is a cover, they saw I was…

Rachel's North

Casselberry, Florida

Close encounter with a star of David. Really close.

They had been advertising their 5th anniversary party, which is odd since Rachel's has been there since the early 90s. I got there about 6 pm and didn't notice anything unusual going on. The place…

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

No friendly fire during first commando mission

This club appeared to be the best of the worst for the area. About 30 minute drive from Knoxville and roads are not well lit. Club does have decent signage. Took an…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Disappointing time

Finally made it back to 5th Ave after a couple of months. Nothing has changed with regards to layout. Walk in with bar to the right, a short L shape with a couple of tables…

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Great Confessionals.

Dancers are great listing posts. I told my girls last night that: “I was going to watch the Golden Batchelor”. I told them I like “old bitches”. They just laughed and my dirty little secret is in there…

Odisea 2001 Showgirls

Tijuana, Baja California

Great Experience. Terrible Experience. Same Girl.

Friday night (9/22) I thought the smaller clubs might have a gem or two. I was right and wrong about the same girl. I got a room downtown due to the recent predatory practices of…

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Need more options

Went to the Gentlemens club this week. Always good to go back there but wished there were more options for dancers and prices. There was only 1 dancer when I walked in, and…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Decent afternoon visit

I stopped in around 3pm on the way home from work last month. Metal detectors at the entrance but didn't need to go through. It is pretty dark in there and it's hard to even…

Men's Club of Reno

Reno, Nevada

Somewhat pricey decent option if you're in Reno

I arrived about 8:30pm on a Tuesday evening. I thought I had read online that the cover Sunday through Thursday was $10, but I was charged $20. I walk in and there are two other…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheetah Pompano is a blast

Me and my bud go after the casino. Self-parking 2 dollars, cover 10$ each, quick wand search by security and we're in. I walk in and taken away by the full nudity, this is the first…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Cheap fun at your fingertips, if you're looking for it

After checking out Cheetah's the night before, I decided to check out Diamond Doll I arrived around 1130pm, parking lot is very full, parking 5$, Cover 10$ Inside is packed, both bars full and most stage seats…

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LDK for the Release, or the Reaction?

LDK...to some, it's a harmless part of the SC experience. To others, both PLs and strippers, it's a disgusting act. I wonder how much LDKing is about the sexual release, and how much it is about the shock factor of…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Pretty nice..

I stopped by here on the way home from a business trip. Took a bit to find the place, but it basically shares a parking lot with a gas station and another business.…

Politics

Business idea, looking for fellow investors on TUSCL

Hey guys I had an idea that’s never been tried, to open a big box store in an inner city libtopian food desert. I think it’s genius and a no lose/can’t fail scenario as there is absolutely no competition in…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Ol’ Reliable

Stopped in Criket a couple Thursdays ago at about 2:30pm. It’s free parking with no valet and the area is very safe during the day (never gone at night). No cover charge during the day.…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Wednesday Night Below Average

Went on a Wednesday evening around 8p. Walked in and sat at the bar to grab a beer. General layout is a bar right after the door, three poles, a back room with…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Disappointed at BBD

First time back in Dallas in quite some time. BBD was always my favorite club to go to. But boy have times changed. Mostly cuban dancers and mostly in the 5-7 range.…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Much Improved-A Must Visit

I always stop by BF when I’m in town. It used to be a regular stop when I lived here full time and then it started going downhill. However, things are picking back up in…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Skippy?????

I haven’t seen Skippy at his spot in front of the Men’s room in a long time. Can anyone tell me if something happened to him or did he just move on? Every time I’m at Clancy’s I get distracted…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

C grade for the comeback

Set up ain't changed much. They seem to have set up a vip section with all high chairs. 20 bucks or 10 bucks a seat. There are still high chairs but not as many outside…

Expose

San Diego, California

Entertained by the Featured Entertainer

I hadn’t been to Expose in quite a while, but after seeing some of the reviews on here and how it has changed, I decided to come in late on a Saturday night. The club…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Went looking for Mercedes, but her stunning good looks were not enough :-(

I have been to the Playhouse many times, but had never seen Mercedes. After reading numerous reviews mentioning this beautiful, Asian dancer, I was dying to check her out. I arrived on a Tuesday around 1:30pm.…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

Fun times with an old friend.

The parking was $10 but I didn't want to deal with walking. The doorman was cool. Tried to tell me the rules, I knew the game. Here's $5 and I walked in. It was 7:30…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Hot women UFC meh...

This was the 2nd club we visited on my bro trip to the Austin area. We were interested in watching the UFC PPV event and the social media said that Palazio was hosting so we…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

If you just like to look it’s alright

I’ve been to nite moves a few times. We all know it sucks in the grand scheme but I still keep coming back because there’s literally nothing else in the area. You have to park…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Deader than dead on Tuesday night

Stopped by on a Tuesday night with a buddy after catching a ball game together. D E A D. Surprised at a $10 cover for a Tuesday, but we paid. Walk through…

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TVs in the VIP room.

So yesterday I was sitting in my favorite club with one of my favorite dancers. I noticed that there appeared to be a TV going in one of the curtained VIP rooms. So I asked my dancer if I…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

An old favorite with new rules

Oh man - Lust is a mixed bag. I've been taking clients here since the CC Transactions used to come out as "Pelham Road Sports Bar". The club itself is a little dated, but not in…

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BBW Clubs in/near NYC

Looking for clubs with bigger women in the NYC area. Anyone know of any?

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Improved!

It had been a while since I was in here last. The layout has been covered before. Big news is that there’s been a lot of turnover in dancers and other employees.…

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Connecticut: Tolland trying to put more restrictions on strip club, any future a

https://www.ctinsider.com/journalinquirer/article/tolland-strip-club-adult-business-modification-18391472.php

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I’m not an elitist snob….

But it was nice to see the Senate adopt a resolution requiring members to dress in business attire - jacket, tie and long pants. That Fetterman freak was making a mockery of the institution by showing up in a hoodie…

Politics

I’m not an elitist snob….

But it was nice to see the Senate adopt a resolution requiring members to dress in business attire - jacket, tie and long pants. That Fetterman freak was making a mockery of the institution by showing up in a hoodie…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Blast from the past at 205

Late review from last Friday. Had some free time and was in the 205 neighboorhood so I stopped by. No bouncer, no cover etc. Very dark upon entering - always takes a minute for…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Hotties return

Stopped back at club 390 on a Wednesday for discounted dances. I guess I should say “discounted dances”. Normal nude dances will run you $30 every night but Wednesdays an are typically 3 mins…

Carousel Lounge

Huntington Station, New York

Hit or Miss Local Spot

This time I went around 9 PM on a Saturday. Two girls dancing and walking around looking for tips with the remainder approaching for dances. The bar is shaped like a U surrounding the stage.…

Spearmint Rhino

Rialto, California

I love big booty Latinas

Went on a Saturday in June with a couple of friends. The vibe was nice, lots of hot and friendly girls. Cover charge was $20. I went with about $400. I went in thinking I…

VIP Gentlemen's Club

Key West, Florida

Worth every penny

A very interesting place... I was walking up towards a sushi place by the southern most and happened to see the VIP gentleman's club. I was very curious because i have never seen anything like…

Club 77

Gatineau, Quebec

Fun Friday night.

It's about my 4th time visiting Club 77. I live in Ottawa ,so I usually come here after Midnight or when I am almost done Partying in Ottawa since Nightlife in Ottawa is done at…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Gogo part two, the redemption arc

Hello everyone. As promised I visited this place the next day, which is today. Must say I had a great experience. I'm not going to bother describing the layout as there's plenty of reviews that do…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Lower your standards for beauty and you'll be satisfied

The specifics of this club have been covered in my and other reviews, so I'll cut to the chase. Went on a Wednesday afternoon. About 12 dancers were there. They were almost all Latina except…

Nana Plaza

Bangkok, Thailand

Last Night in Bangkok

It's been four years since anyone reviewed this place, so I figured I would chip in with my experience. I was in Thailand for a couple of weeks in the summer, and ended up at Nana…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Came in for a Quick Visit. Would definitely come again.

So I was flying in for a weekend trip. As always when I travel I try to hit a few clubs to decompress. Tropical Lei was first on my list based on proximity. I got…

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Any great Stripclubs in Denver, CO?

Me & a few buddies decided to take a guy's trip to Denver this weekend because tickets were cheap. We don't really have plans, just kind of going with the flow, so I thought I'd ask for some SC recommendations…

Duces Wild

Salt Lake City, Utah

DUCES!!! Cool little bar.l

Duces is a little dive bar off of 300 west. I've had some friends go here frequently so I checked it out. There are only two girls that dance at time. One…

Allure

Mississauga, Ontario

Good time overall

This is a great massage place with super hot model-like girls usually with big boobs. What I am finding is that you really need to call ahead or the experience is not what should be I arrived…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Good value has me returning often

I've visited Cafe Cleopatra a few times now mainly on weekend nights but once on a weekday evening as well a few months back. The other reviews are correct, it's pretty run down, doesn't have…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Tuesday at midnight

I arrived at midnight on Tuesday night when dances are 10 topless and 20 nude. The club was quite busy considering the time with only seating at the bar available. {It is a large club…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Excellent HOT Experience

My wife and I were in New Orleans on vacation and decided to try a club in the French Quarter. Walking down Bourbon St, we found ourselves outside of Rick's Cabaret. Stepping inside we were…

Kingdom

Montréal, Quebec

Hot girls, but pricey

Looks like the recent reviews of this place are all multiple years old, so this should be a good refresher. Visited on a recent weekend both Saturday night and Sunday night both after midnight. This…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

My Double Vision Gets the Best of Me

Made my first venture to Double Visions in a decade on a weekday night after a game. Easy to find and access off Easton Rd, with a one-way driveway and easy parking. No cover this…

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San Francisco next week

Going back to San Fran. Been couple years. Last time on Broadway it was fairly fun. Any recommendations for a wed night What’s open since the shutdowns worth going to

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Substitute Sex

Lets say you have a fuck buddy or friend with benefits or sugar baby that you are seeing on the regular. You are supposed to meet up with her for a roll in the hay, but she either is on…

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Next Strike - Las Vegas

Next Union Strike on the Table Could Shut Down Las Vegas http://newser.com/s340699 This Vegas union hasn’t gone on strike in over 30 years. Unfortunately not all unions can negotiate as successfully as UPS.

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OT: Got it bad,

got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for teacher: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuiAH53BnVQ&t=572s

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USHER REPORTEDLY BRINGING ATLANTA STRIP CLUB CULTURE TO SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

LAS VEGAS, NV - Usher will reportedly be bringing some of Atlanta’s esteemed strip club culture with him to Super Bowl LVIII next year. According to Page Six, fans can expect plenty of exotic dancers and pole dancers — a staple…

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BRITNEY SPEARS' KNIFE DANCING SPARKS MAJOR CONCERNS

TMZ is concerned about Britney's behavior. I, on the other hand, find her dancing sexy and would get some lappers if I saw her in a club. And if Britney were a stripper, her behavior would seem pretty

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OT: Mother of Invention

Social media has made thirst trapping at scale so much easier. It's entertaining, what some of the thirst trappers come up with, to stand out from the crowd: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NqJ2Jyz3OqI

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Cat Fights

Drunk posting. Seeing tits and ass and everything that goes along with it is all fine and well but if you are like me the holy grail of clubbing is being witness to a good Cat Fight. Just as most policemen go…

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Only if you’re lucky

Have you ever had a hot colleague that you work or socialize with that really gets your engine going? Then by sheer happenstance you find a dancer (twin) that looks just like her at a SC? You then end…

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Site Icon - Muddy

I was thinking about it today, and I realized, I don't think I'd ever checked the reviews on a club without coming across one by Muddy. His reviews are generally good and I find them quite helpful. Well, I decided to…

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Big Mac = Icee ?

I think they gotta be second cousins at least. Unhealthy food as a handle, perhaps that's a tip-off. So far Big Mac's posts have been the "you're all johns and hookers" type. But there was one that…

The Lost Art of the Strip Tease and the Pole Dance.

This may be an unpopular opinion, and sure lap dances with a bit more mileage can be lots of fun, but sometimes it's just nice to sit back and watch gorgeous women tease and work the pole. The problem is, pole dancing and the good old fashioned "strip tease" is a lost art. It seems for most dancers, dancing (and I use that term loosely) on stage is just a necessary evil and time away from their primary job of selling lap dances. And even then, lap "dances" rarely include much teasing or dancing. It's more shove their breast in your face a bit, then turn around and grind on you till the song is over. Maybe I'm too old…

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Greatest Third Baseman of all time?

I saw Brooks Robinson just passed away. Great defensive player, probably one of the best D in baseball history. But it got me thinking your starting a team could take any third baseman who you going with? Who's the greatest…

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Cassidy Hutchinson (not political!)

Cassidy is back in the news. And with her return comes commentary about her level of hotness. I do think she's attractive, currently. But when I have seen some photos from a couple years ago, she was…

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When Lines Become Blurred

I recently learned that a former colleague of mine is unemployed, and has been having difficultly securing a new job. While exchanging messages with her awhile while catching up, it suddenly hit me..."hmmm...I wonder if this could be a SB situation".…

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Charlotte, NC Snooze Clubs

Have been living here for about a year now and have visited pretty much every club here at various times of the day. No matter what time these clubs always leave a lot more to be desired in Charlotte. For…

FKKs in Frankfurt - tips, advice etc

I'm going to to give you some knowledge that would be useful for planning a trip to Frankfurt FKK's, hopefully some of you that haven't been will find some of this useful. Frankfurt airport The airport is located to the South West of the city, probably no more than 15 miles. It currently has two terminals. T1 and T2 oddly enough. If you are lucky enough to fly into T1 your onward journey to Frankfurt is a lot easier if going by train. It is from T1 where the underground train station is located. If you are flying into T2 you will need to depart the main building to catch a shuttle bus to T1. The relevant stop is located immediately…

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From Russia with love

https://www.instagram.com/katyonok/ https://www.xnxx.com/video-5ike38f/nubiles_-_clover_-_cutie_pie https://www.xnxx.com/video-56loeb0/horny_couple_fucking_on_picnic

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Current dance prices and phone sim info

I know it's a few months until my next Vegs trip (March). Are LDs still $20 seen as the standard across that wonderful country of yours or has it gone up post-covid to ? Do you know where I can buy…

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Miss Zimbabwe 2023

Social media is in a tizzy over it but it is an excuse to rate this chick. Brook Bruk-Jackson. https://www.angelopedia.com/newspic/A059VK02O8zimbabwe-main.jpg https://youtu.be/cQIZmOi7e6s?si=coX7JwX51HVy5t61&t=35 Good lord is she gorgeous. I don't give a fuck what country she's from that is a WINNER. She'll probably…

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FKK Article

I have just submitted an FKK Article, if it is published I hope some of you will find it helpful.

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Charges dropped this week, Club can reopen

Interesting turn of events. It must smell like hell on there. They better pour bleach all over that place before they reopen https://www.tapinto.net/towns/raritan-bay/sections/law-and-justice/articles/club-35-hopes-to-reopen-in-sayreville

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To all the packs of Mexicans and South Asians taking over strip clubs today...

1. You know, you don't have to call all your second cousins to come to the strip clubs to you. You really don't have to roll 40 deep like your going to a street brawl. You are actually able enter…

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“First Thing, Let’s Get That Shirt Off You

Met a really hot dancer at my favorite out of town SC. We had a really good chat which naturally led to a visit to the VIP. As soon as we got in there, she laid the above line on…

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Age?

I'm interested in finding out how old everyone is if they would care to partake... And I'm kind of thinking there are a lot more men on here than women... I'll start I'll be 64 in January I work from when I…

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Recording / Photos

So a buddy who has been at this game a little longer than I have has started telling me his new thing for an extra tip is to record / photograph the fun in VIP (with the dancers consent and…

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Man shot overnight turns up at northwest Atlanta strip club, police say

"The man was shot somewhere else and came to the strip club afterward, officers said." This is the kind of strip club customer that deserves our respect. https://www.atlantanewsfirst.com/2023/09/24/man-shot-overnight-turns-up-northwest-atlanta-strip-club-police-say/

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Planning a trip to Zambia?

THE Lusaka City Council says it has not received any application from any business entity or any individual with regards to opening a strip club. LCC has, however, refused to disclose any laws which bar the setting up of strip…

Traffic Light

Mount Clemens, Michigan

Reopening?

Rumor is its reopening mid October? True or not?

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Taylor Swift

In my many years on TUSCL, the one fact that I have learned, and it cannot be disputed, is that my eyes have been opened that there is no concept of universal beauty. We all have different tastes.…