Would I still bang Amber Heard if she shit the bed? Yeah probably.

Brook Park, OH. Saturday night. Just came from Crazy horse. Area doesn't seem bad. Sort of industrial. Parked in the back. Walked in. Indian guy in the box. You could hardly see him. Cover is $10 I slipped the money in. Walk in. Layout is pretty much just a square, bar in right field. Dance area is chairs over in left center, open area $20 a song. This place probably has not been updated in decades, it's like right out of the 80's, even some of the music was like old school 80's country western, which was cool. Customers looked like mostly middle age white/hispanic guys. Maybe like 5 or 6.

As I walked in a couple a veteran dancers waived me over at the end of the bar, I said yeah fuck it let's see what the word is. It was a 40 something blonde girl with nice naturals I have to admit. She wasn't that bad, probably in the 2000's she was real popular. And then a black lady probably from the carribiean with big naturals as well but not someone I was into probably in here 50's. They were fun to talk to. I asked about what's goes on this in this joint, extras and all that? They laughed and said where? The dances are in a open area right next to us. Ok got it. They kept trying to get me to buy them drinks but I decline the drink hustle.

The other girls there were probably 30 somethings. A couple white girls and a black girl. Not horrible but not something I wanted to do dances with. They were stuck with other bar patrons anyway and the stage was not even going at this time. If not now on a saturday night? When. Pretty slow overall for a primetime night. I didn't stay too long and got the fuck out and headed to Privelage.