Go Woke, Go Broke: Ms Universe Edition
motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
It also just recently filed bankruptcy.
This year’s contestants include two transgender men, a plus-sized contestant (i.e. fat) and mothers. (Apparently it’s ok to play fast and loose with the rules and ignore the fact this is “Miss” Universe.)
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That being said, a traditional beauty contest like Miss Universe needs to adhere to the standards the title implies. Miss means female and unmarried. If folk want to have a contest that includes multiple definitions of "Miss, " that should be a separate contest with a different title.
Libtards use "woke" because they want their idiotic ideas to sound like they should be included in the same categories as more reasonable ones.
But, with posts like this, it's looking more and more like that's not the case.
Now I don't really have strong anti-woke opinions, but I couldn't help but noticed one of the contestants represents woke inclusion and diversity to an outrageous degree. I was irate. Imagine being forced to include a racial minority that represents less than 1% of the population. This woke thing has gone waaay too far! Check out Miss Zimbabwe!
^For the autistic members on the board, the above paragraph was written in sarcasm font.
We don’t even know what the chicks look like on other planets!
No and it has nothing to do with whether a thick woman can be attractive (she can) or similar. It’s a contest of ideal female attractive form. Thick is not the ideal form. There isn’t a thick man or woman alive who doesn’t know their body isn’t currently ideal. No one would say ‘I have no issue with someone swimming a pro race where the swimmer swims pretty good in a backyard pool’. No, that competition is about ideal swimming. Anything else — whether swimming or intellectual or beauty or “model”ing — is thoughtless emotional feel good impulse being shaped to fit a political ideology. It’s real competition/meritocracy versus everyone gets a participation trophy
Some would suggest a partisan who finds their partisanship in a conspicuously untenable position will then fall back to saying they don’t like partisanship
PR Guy: “Its the 70s and we’re in the space race. Let’s call it Miss Universe. Nothing bigger than the universe.”
CEO: “Brilliant!
Uhhh…I like trannies. Could we let trannies in?”
PR Guy: “LOL - fuck no! Absolutely no one in viewership wants that.”
CEO: “You’re fired.”
We’ve already seen an Invasion of the Fatties.
So could we regularly start seeing trannies next.
Buyer beware
I guarantee no one ever said to some of these blah overweight chicks, “Girl, you’ve got a great body. You could make great money dancing.”
It’s more like, “Girl, you have no skills or education, you’re lazy and unreliable, but the Playhouse (or insert low-end club name here) will let practically anyone dance, including you believe it or not, as long as you pay their fee. There are some desperate, weird dudes out there who might give you money.”
“I was so mad when Bud Light forced me to see trans beer. Wait, it was a single can, not available for purchase and only advertised on a trans influencer’s TikTok so I didn’t see the video until I saw it on Fox?”
“I am so mad that Biden and his green agenda are causing gas prices to be so high. Wait, the US is the number 1 country in the world producing oil in 2023? And the US is pumping more oil in 2023 than in any time in its history? And, the US is a net exporter of oil where we produce/export more oil than we consume/import?”
“I’m so mad that Miss Universe has a dick. Wait, I didn’t actually watch Miss Universe but the Fox Friends showed me how to get mad about it.”
Drink a beer, go to a strip club. Drive your EV to a trans club and order a bud light if that’s your thing. But seriously, be happy. It’s a holiday weekend. Happy thanksgiving.
I’m voting for Haley in the primary and would vote for her in the general if she can find her way there. Still true statements even though it would bust your narrative about me being left of the Squad.
Sadly the invasion has already begun:
https://app.tuscl.net/review/383651
Miss Universe has always been a bargain bin Miss America. The decline of Network TV almost certainly is what killed it
And remember that when a business declares bankruptcy, it's not like a when an actual human being does. It's part of a strategy to get out of paying their bills and screw over other people. They have plenty of money.