What SHOULD the TUSCL Top 10 Strip Clubs Be?
RonJax2
Strip Club Connoisseur
10. Pandora's Adult Cabaret, Seattle. (I've never been but the reviews indicate a well-managed indy club with plenty of mileage.)
9. Flight Club, DTW. (Extras friendly, lots of hotties.)
8. Landing Strip, DTW. (Similar talent to FC, but less expensive, better vibes.)
7. Cheetah Pompano, FLL. (Full of hot, fit Cubanas offering plenty of mileage.)
6. Desire, Providence. (This extras-friendly establishments gets regular rave reviews from a rapid fan base.)
5. Vivide, ATL. (I'm dying to check out this club, whose reviews top the unique Atlanta scene.)
4. Booby Trap, FLL. (The most under-rated club in the SoFla, in this monger's opinion. Good talent and the best value and facility in the area.)
3. Chicago Club, TJ. (This charming establishment is a must-see on a trip to TJ.)
2. Hong Kong Club, TJ. (HK has alienated many long-time regulars with rising prices and annoying policies. The recent hate is understandable, but in my view, it still tops the TJ scene with the best facility and hottest chicas.)
1. Shark's FKK, Germany. (Always gets amazing reviews on TUSCL, I'm most eager to find my way to this monger's mecca someday.)
What would YOUR top 10 look like?
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Rapid might be an overstatement. We're all getting older...
“Life is never fair, and perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.”
~ Oscar Wilde
Unfortunately, a lot of reviews don't describe the dancers much beyond 1-10 ratings, or calling them instagram chicks. Not consistent from one PL to another.
That said, who is willing to take a stab at ranking the top 10 US clubs? Mine would be like the list I came up with already, except in place of the foreign clubs, I might consider adding BT's in DTW, Tootsie's, and maybe also Club 11 in Miami.
In any case, for someone in LA, a good club in TJ is probably of more interest than a good one in New Jersey. They don't care it if it's "fair"or not. Should, out of fairness, clubs in Utah be given a handicap? Because the laws there regulating strip clubs are much stricter? Even for a US resident, if they have a lot of frequent flier miles from work, the fact that FKK is in Europe may not be such a big issue.
Comes back to what others have said. The list is only good as a curiosity/conversation starter. Not a lot of practical usefulness.
Bourbon Street PHX should be on here. I have no idea what it’s like post COVID point pre COVID it consistently had the hottest line up that I’d ever seen.
Other comments: I wouldn't put Tootsies or E11even on the top 10 list (ok, maybe 11). I'd rather have Dean's Gold.
Move Desires and Flight Club way up.
Are there extras at Bourbon Street? I've had high mileage, lite GFE, dances, but no indication of extras (also wasn't looking too hard). If no extras, then it's number 10 and it's a good gate keeper spot.
I'm fine with Montreal and Ontario/GTA clubs added to the list because they actually operate like actual US strip clubs.
Vivide doesn't belong on the top 10 list.
There was a discussion somewhere that said one of the dancers offered a hj and to possibly eat the dancer out for 380? In the private room.
But I don't know about that. Thought that discussion was on this site. It was within the last few months I believe, but can't remember exactly how long ago it was.
I've been to all from your original list except Germany.
From your list, we are really ranking extras friendly clubs. A non extras list would look much different.
Staying with extras clubs.... I'd include the rhino in COI. Gold club Tampa is up there. Diamond dolls pompano is also worthy.
If FC and LS weren't so close by, BTs in Dearborn would be thought of as a top club. It just plays 3rd to two of the all-time greats.