Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477

Teeny Titties – and Hands Below

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gSteph
Nov 22, 2023, 2:23 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

Sunday afternoon, couple weeks back – about 1:30; pull into SI’s ample free parking, arrange my 20s, 5s, and 1s into different pockets. No cover charge, ID check here in Simpson Town; just stroll in, let outside light fade and check out stripper on stage a few steps ahead. Total of 10 today, the usual mix, half or more slim with A or B cups, a few a little bigger/more endowed, 1 AA, tats very from a few to quite a lot. 6-7s mostly, couple 8s. Looking mostly bored, only 6 or 7 guys counting me, but 3 are stuck on video lottery games (fools).

 

I sit at rail, sometimes a tall stool back a couple steps. One song sets, stage shows so-so to pretty good, with some pole work, spinning display. All get topless except one, she slow drops thong and offers view of puss between buns instead.

 

Alicia* looks quite fetching in her barely there top and teeny thong, a hundred pound blond spinner, small enough her pointy A-cups are proportionally perfect, I ask for a private (you gotta do that here if your choice isn’t hustling). In lap dance room she tells me her rules: no pussy petting (no prob) and no mouth on her body (bummer), no problem I say. Next song starts (always had dancer wait for next song, chance to chat), tiny top comes off, my fingers happily explore, forearm slides over wonderfully firm nipples. Light nipple twisting, lots of hugs, petty hot dance. 20 + 5 tip. Love a good 1st dance, sets the mood.

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Teeny Titties – and Hands Below