If your fake ass is bigger than Chris Christie you may have gone overboard

Brunswick, OH. Saturday night. Came down here with a purpose. I had to take an explosive diarrehea shit so damn bad. End of strip mall. Plenty of parking walk in. Cover is $10, free military to the girl at the front on her phone. Walk through the doors. Head on a swivel, left, right. I shoot for the right of the bar, a guy from the bar hollers at me that the bathrooms are left of the bar I hurry around. Get to the bathroom super nice, way nicer than bugsy's shitter. I sit down and release AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I yell and I feel good again. Walk back out.

Club is real nice. One stage, one girl up at a time. Tables and chairs all around. Dances are $30 and VIP is $150 for 15 minutes or $300 for 30 minutes. Customers looked like a few middle age white guys playing the bar. I sat down by the tables.

Dancers, looked like white and black here tonight. Maybe 8 dancers by the time I got there. White and black looked to me. 20's and 30's age wise. Various body types from super anorexic skinny to OD plastic blow up doll. I didn't see too much can't miss but you could tell this is nice club there's a floor of quality they are going for, nothing bad here.