Don’t Waste Your Time. I Did.

Was in NY for a convention. Stayed at a hotel by JFK. Hit a couple bars after meetings and decided to check out the local clubs. A guy at one bar suggested this place. It was about a half hour away and about 45 minute drive from JFK.

I wouldn’t have driven 5 minutes if I knew what a dump this was. The building looked like an old Denny’s. There were only a few cars in the parking lot at around 10:30. That should have been my first clue. But, I drove all the way out there. So I figured I might as well check it out.

The bouncer at the door checked my ID. There was a group of about 5 guys at the end of the bar by the entrance. The bar runs the length of the front room. I sat down and was immediately joined by a plain Jane looking girl. She had no makeup on, didn’t look like she spent more than 5 minutes on her hair and outfit. I tried to be nice to her while scoping the place out. There were a total of 3 other dancers. They were all older, busty blonde Russians.

None peaked my interest other than the bartender. She was pretty smokin. But she was also pretty aloof to the patrons. The dancers climb up on a platform a couple feet above the floor behind the bar and move around in what some might call dancing moves against the mirrors on each side of the liquor. After they are done they ask for dollar bills.

One approached me for a neck massage for $20 or a dance for $30. I passed on both. I couldn’t finish my beer fast enough. There is another room to the left of the entrance that only opens when it is busy enough. I can’t comment on the quality of dances because I couldn’t bring myself to try one.