Watch out for the hustle

Hit up crazy horse on a Friday night.

A lot of other reviews have ezpalinedthe layout. A long stage surrounded by theater seating. Front row seats get good action for small tips (ones and fives). It's dark but cozy. There were two slim asian girls working the stage when I got there. 7-8/10. One with glasses had kind of a school girl vibe going. Both were doing lap dances with the front row patrons, with no objection to light touching. Maybe 6 or 7 patrons around the stage. Girls enter and exit the stage from a door at the back of the stage, so it was hard to tell how many girls were working that night.

Wasn't there for more than 10 minutes when a curvy asian (asian night??) invites me to see the rooms in the back. 100 dollars for a private dance. I absolutely know better than to jump at the first hustler that accosts me, but I had a buzz going and fuck it, said yes. Full contact, topless. Good attitude, though she kept calling me "daddy," which I found more weird than hot. I guess some guys are into that. Then she offers to take good care of me for more cash. I'm not that drunk, so I ask her how much for what. $500 for a HJ. Holy shit. I told her she was out of her goddamn mind. Finished the lap dance. She was noticeably less into it after that, but I get it.