The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Solid place

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kirito4166
Aug 25, 2018, 7:27 PM
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Visited: Not Provided Afternoon

Straight off the bat, Westfield mall and Union Square are only a few blocks down but the club's area definitely is sketchy. Luckily the crazy people tend to be a block or two inward of the Tenderloin. Fare at $20-30 depending on time is fair in my opinion. Bathroom has a surprisingly nice interior. Main area stretches long reminiscent of an actual theatre with the Dj on the left corner and the private areas to the right. I think the place could definitely benefit from some renovations however it doesn't play a huge factor in the entertainment aspect. DJ plays pretty accurate songs to fit the dancer's vibe assuming that they choose their songs. Lighting isn't a nuisance which doesn't take away attention from the performers.

Given that I've only experienced the day shift, it's hard to gauge the entire group of girls. Going in, there were about 5 or more girls out in the seating area waiting for privates while there must've been others getting ready to perform. Definitely sense a strong Asian presence of girls although there is a fair mix of white, Latina, and other. To be brutally honest, it is a hit or miss for the girls. Some veteran girls really know how to push the privates but it doesn't help that they aren't the cream of the crop. Definitely seems that the newer girls are a gradual step up from the seasoned girls.

At the current entry fee, I think that the club could definitely look into renovations to up the overall atmosphere. I've got to give it the girls as they really know how to push the privates. What one girl may lack in looks could make up for with their body. The private environment is just as accurate as I'd expect for the prices. I definitely would be drawn to this place if it weren't for the neighborhood as well as being weary about my car's safety.

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