The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Hit and miss but mostly miss

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follycarton
Oct 26, 2018, 5:56 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Been going here off and on for several years, but these days, more than ever, I try to only go when one of my faves is here. This night, it I went for Sharlette, a slim, tall-ish? (who knows with heels) white girl with long reddish hair, always a pleasure to chat with in the theater, and amazing both on stage and in the VIP. I'd also stop by for Mimi or Midori but neither one seems to have been in lately.

But most of the other girls... well, I usually don't like to bag on womens' looks tbh, but there was almost no one else there on this night who I found attractive. :| And of course it takes an hour or so to actually see all the girls working there, so you have to continuously turn down sales pitches, sometimes two from the same dancer... I can't help but single out Marilyn as one who was both particularly insistent (attempting to physically drag me out of my seat on the second attempt and particularly... unappealing.

There's good things about this place, but once you've been to the LA clubs it's hard to compare it favorably overall.

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