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Nude Strip Club

The Crazy Horse

Hours

sun thru thurs: 7pm – 2am
fri: 4pm – 4am
sat: 7pm – 4am

Details

The World Famous Crazy Horse is a San Francisco all nude strip club. Entertainers put on shows. The entertainers do live pole dancing stage shows, lap dances, VIP booths, bachelor parties, birthdays & more. XXX Adult Entertainment Porn Stars each and every month.

It costs $25 to get in to this club unless you arrive between 12-1 or 5-6 at which time the entry rate is $15. There is no longer a $20 admittance fee.

Juice Bar, Non-Smoking, DJ, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, VIP Room, Feature Dancers

The Crazy Horse Reviews

review
published 2 days ago
Sometimes it only takes one
reviewed by
bigfella1975

7.7

I’ve noted in earlier reviews that this is the best option in SF right now for those interested in nudity and thin girls. They open early (4pm) on Fridays, so I’d thought I’d check it…

review
published 4 mos ago
visit to CH, would not recommend late night
reviewed by
testing123__

4.7

So I visited CH on Thursday night around 2 am. It was clean, the music was fine. The lighting was pretty dim. You could barely see the dancers. I had gone to a conference so…

review
published 5 mos ago
Not as good as it once was…
reviewed by
nkkgutb

5.3

Visited on Thursday evening around 9pm. The neighborhood is bad. You don’t want to be on the block at night. However once you get inside it’s ok (if a bit grimy).

I paid cover (~$20),…

review
published 5 mos ago
Lower Mileage Than a Tank
reviewed by
nameless0519

4.7

The Venue: I have to be honest, the venue was very underwhelming. This was my first time clubbing in San Francisco, so maybe I'm just not used to it. Long single stage, two rows of…

review
published 5 mos ago
Now the Place to Go in SF
reviewed by
bigfella1975

5.7

Unfortunately this is the best option in SF right now for a full-nude club as it has the highest number of stripper-worthy dancers. And the girls here reliably get naked on stage. I ended…

review
published 5 mos ago
Paris saved the day!
reviewed by
HappyButNotLucky

5.7

I visited Crazy Horse after nearly 2 years! In other words, this is my first visit post the modifications that the club has undergone recently. Some of the past reviews here accurately describes all the…

The Crazy Horse Discussions

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Open at 4 on Fridays
posted by
palmtrees

Listed as open on Fridays at 4 on their website. Anyone been? Hopefully means a return of the dayshift girls from pre-covid.

discussion
started 2 yrs ago
Dayshift dead now?
posted by
Ssiner

3 years ago I was in town and lucky enough to make Tiffany's acquaintance. I came back one evening and it appeared that for $200 or so there were some extras also available then.

But…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Who's Dancing?
posted by
PredragDr

How accurate is the "Who's Dancing" section of the website? I was wondering in regards to the dancers listed vs. actually present as well as the semi-anonymized pictures provided vs. actual dancer appearance.