The Crazy Horse

With covid coming down sharply this spring, thought it’d be a good time to check this place out again. Their website technically shows who’s dancing, and saw some classic atf’s.…

This is my favorite SF club mainly for the mileage and that its all nude. Below is my experience. I met this really sexy Asian girl who was a 34B all natural…

I had a short window to pop into a local SC, so I headed to back to the Crazy Horse to see how thing have developed now that things are fairly open.…

So many good memories at this club, most likely not possible to make any more. As many are aware, back in September, this club - the last independent SC in SF since MBOT…

3/18/22 10:00 pm to 12:30 am I had a chance recently to go to a strip club in San Francisco. With my go-to place (Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Street Theater) closed, I decided on…

Stopped by on a weekend night about a month ago, first time since covid. I don’t think I’ve ever been charged the same amount twice here. Sometimes 15, sometimes 20, sometimes 30.…

I have gone to Crazy Horse for years but had not been much since the pandemic. Arrived around 7pm, paid cover to go in. They now open at 6pm so…

It was a Sunday night and I went there with my friend. Downtown parking is terrible to find and had to pay $40 for a parking garage. We went in around 7pm.…

Ended up at this club during Halloween weekend in SF. I got there around 1030 and when I arrived there were around 5-10 girls working. There was a solid amount of folks…

Had not been to my home club for months. Was surprised when I approached at 6:20 PM, twenty minutes after the daily scheduled opening, and could see the gate locked across the…

I went to CH for the first time in a few years. The club is near downtown San Francisco, so there is no parking. Due to the common car break-ins,…

Place: this strip club is near the Tenderloin neighborhood which is one of the worst areas of San Francisco. There are a ton of homeless people camping around the club entrance and…

Along with other Bay Area and California businesses, masks are now again required at Crazy Horse. I am writing to correct the impressions in the most recent review by lookslong. He reported…

I used to live in SF and went to CH often. Hadn't been in 5+ years until tonight. Nothing has changed there in years. Same layout. I have…

Just got all my shots and wanted to see what the outside world was like after a long hibernation, so of course I went down to the ol’ CH. Well in a…

Crazy Horse, while not in a great part of SF, is a very old-school-esque type of club where the dancers are quite loose and the action is quite fun especially in the…

I went last sunday. The entry price was $21 and they had me fill out a questionnare. They didnt scan my id, like some other strip clubs do. There was one couple…

I posted a positive review of Crazy Horse from my first visit back two weeks ago. Visited again last night and things are going in the wrong direction. Like other PLs my…

OMG My home club finally re-opened on March 5th. There is new management and it shows. They even replaced the wobbly toilet seat in the men's room. Due to Covid restrictions face…

I was here on a Tuesday sometime in late January. When I entered the club at 7:50PM, I was the only customer. No kidding! There was Sharlette dancing on the stage and…

Stopped in on a Friday evening and paid the $26 cover. It seemed a lot less busier than Friday evenings that I've come in on in the past but maybe it was…

The club is located on a major street in union square. It is right next to a small concert hall. I went there a night there was a rapper named tripper red…

Went to gold's club around 12 PM. Paid $16 dollars for admission. There were about 3-5 dancers within an hour. Ended up meeting Tiffany who I feel is drop dead gorgeous. Know…

Made a visit to CH last week. Nothing about the place has changed since my last review. The new VIP/lapdance section takes up the entire left side of former theater seats, with…

I like Crazy Horse - a lot! I always visit when I get to SF, and I'm rarely disappointed. It's a bit of a dive so be warned. It's…

It was dead for most of the night with only a handful of other people ever there, I think there were more dancers than patrons. The dancers that were there were quite…

This was my second visit to Crazy Horse. There we 4 girls working and all were sevens or eights. There were only 4 or 5 other customers. One of…

Crazy Horse has been my regular San Francisco Club for over 10 years. It's always been a bit dated, dog-eared facility. But there has been a change in ownership/management. Most of the…

I have not been here on a sunday in years, not since they had a day shift on sunday. So its Sunday and i check to see what time they open since…

I was out there on a Tuesday (or Wednesday) evening few weeks back. I arrived there at around 8:30 AM. Cover was $26. As you enter, you will notice that the left-hand…

Better late then never ... Two months ago I stumbled upon this establishment on my visit to San Francisco . Not a good part of town but I had time to kill…

Came here on a Saturday. It's a theater layout so seating is sometimes awkward as everyone is in rows facing the stage and it makes it hard for the dancers to…

Dropped in for happy hour pricing ($16 6-7p) to find an empty stage. Noticed the partially enclosed couch area has taken over the left aisle seats while an L-shaped couch sits on…

First visit here. Place is different. Basically a theatre style with catwalk. Entry fee was around $30. The room is long and narrow. Access to the private cabanas is near the entrance.…

Went to the CH, after a long sabbatical, and was not impressed with some of the changes. Overall, the dancer quality was good, and especially liked the twin AA dancers.…

I've been to the Crazy Horse quite a few times during the day before but this was my first time visiting in the evening, and I was very disappointed... Paid about $26…

I came here on a Saturday night to watch the featured performers Kaylani Lei and Cindy Starfall. The stage comes with a walkway into the audience, with movie theater style seats going…

Went with co workers late on a friday. Club was fairly empty. Maybe 2 to 1 ratio of customers to dancers. Environment felt safe and pretty clean. Dancers were friendly if a…

So it's somewhat of a weird setup. It's a HUGE room with one big stage at the front, sort of shaped like a peninsula. There are chairs all around the…

But buy anything NAAAAAAY 🐎 You should be able to park somewhere on the streets at nighttime. It’s in the heart of downtown. A lotta crooks and homeless running around as I was…

Have been to this club too many times to count. I've tried other clubs in SF, but Crazy Horse seems to have the best balance of pretty women (not always though) and…

I visited on a Thursday evening to see Veronica Rodriguez, a feature porn star who showed up at 11pm. The cover was $26. Right as you walk in, there is a walkway…

First visit to the Crazy Horse in a looooonnnggg time. Maybe 10 -15 years First, as mentioned earlier there is a new walled off area on the left as you walk in,…

Crazy Horse is just the type of sleazy strip Joint I like. Leave the other clubs to tourists and business men, the horse is old school SF perviness and something that I…

Came here last Thursday and had taken some notes from some of the other reviews. As you walk in off Market street you enter the lobby (looks like an old style…

I came here mostly for the feature, Britney Amber, arguably one of the nicest girls in porn. I paid $26 for cover and tipped the door girl a buck. Perrier out of…

I visited on a Wednesday evening. I was hoping to see a redhead named Lena, but I think she stopped working here. The club had about 8 dancers and a 1:1 PL…

Paid a little over $20 to get in and headed straight for the stage - if you sit on the front row and tip a few bucks and you'll get a mini…

I've been here several times over the past few months (mostly on Saturdays). The club looks like a movie theater with rows of seats in the back and the dancing stage at…

This review covers 2 visits. $20 cover, no alcohol, no id checking. The main room is long with a T shaped catwalkish stage on the far end. There are poles on the…

This is a review of three visits I made to the Crazy Horse over a one week period. I was in San Francisco for business and had intended to stop at several…

I counted 6 girls working on Monday afternoon. Pebbles: Pretty, tall Filipina, long black hair, large real tits Tiffany: Pretty, slender, petite Asian, long black hair, large fake tits Charli: thick black girl, long black…

Let me start off by saying I would not recommend Crazy Horse. The AC was broken and it was uncomfortable. I arrived at 8pm on a Wednesday night and stayed until about…

My wife and I visited on Monday night at the end of memorial day weekend. This was my wife's third trip to a strip club and first Nude club. We…

Went here after a late day at work again. Good time tipping a few fun girls on the stage and a very memorable and fun lap dance with…

Went on a Sunday afternoon after spending some time at Union Square. The club was well location within walking distance from Union Square. The club was clean. Great selection of music. The…

Had a free night so I dropped by for the happy hour pricing after the old 10-5 (i.e. normal hours in the tech world that has overrun SF). I don't have anything…

Man, I don't know about this place. There are times when it can be great, but some times it's not worth it. Went around 7 pm on a Tuesday.…

I've been going to CH for years now and it's generally always a good time. I'd been going for a while before I met Tiffany, and I gotta say she's the…