So I went in a couple weeks back cause traffic going across the bridge was ridiculous. I figured I would rather at least sit down and see some naked women. Well that's about all that happened while I waited out the traffic. I was there almost 3 hours and I saw only about 7 girls take the stage. Two danced twice. There were two fat ones. not Like too thick but fat. One of them was a short fat Russian girl and the other one was maybe half black. Not real fat, just super jiggly everywhere. Coco was there, but after I saw her dance she ended up exiting the theater in her street clothes. I think she worked the day. There was one hot AF middle eastern looking girl who I have seen before, (dont know her name) but she gave such a lousy stage side mini lap and show that I lost interest. Then I see this tall blond come out on stage who's name I never heard and she gets me all fired up. I wait for her to come out front after her set and she goes strait past all the seats to some lucky guy who is back near the DJ booth, and I never see her again. He comes out about 1 hour later and she never returns??? In the meantime another tiny little blond probably in her late 30s comes out and does the exact same thing, only she never took the stage. She goes in the back for about 30 mins and then comes out goes back stage returns to the front and grabs another guy back by the DJ booth and never returns before I actually had to go. These two different girls intrigued me, but never interacted with any other guys in the audience other than the ones they knew were waiting back there waiting for them. It was a good sign to me. And even though I had a horrible experience I can not wait to go back and find one of these two.
waste of time, sorta - Review of The Crazy Horse • 980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102 - tuscl
