The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I’m always reminded why I don’t club in SF

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madmoneyg
Oct 16, 2018, 7:10 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I decided to celebrate in sf on a Friday night so I made the drive from the east bay to sf. I originally went to mbot and paid $40 to get in there and that place was dead so i took an Uber to CH.

$31 to get in which is an odd number, figuratively and literally. Sat down near the back to watch the action and there was no action. It must’ve been Asian night (I do love Asian women) because I saw a total of 4/5 of them working the floor. None of the caught my eye. One offered to give me a tour of the back room where she did subtly tell me extras were available for a heft fee of $500+ Included the “booth”. But it was way too steep for my blood. I think her name was jasmine? I don’t remember. But she had big fake tits and ass. There was a smaller version of her walking around with her.

These girls are aggressive when they wanna be. Same girl took another person back there for a tour and he came out trying really hard to get away from her which was pretty funny. In the end I ended getting zero dances and paid a total of $71 to do absolutely nothing.

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I’m always reminded why I don’t club in SF