Crazy Prices at Crazy Horse

Admittedly this a bit of a dated review, but not too dated (only a few weeks ago) so I imagine things haven’t changed much. I was in SF for a short trip and wanted to visit a club late at night, and Crazy Horse was the closest to where I was staying. I had seen them on Instagram before, always for having some featured pornstar dancing. And this night was about to be my lucky night (or so I thought) because they had a feature that night too!

I started the night by watching a few dances, and then got to see the featured pornstar, and she was great! Quick side note: the layout of this club is a little weird, kind of like a theater. Anyways back to the dancers.

Here’s where the night went south: a hot dancer approached me and asked for a dance and I was all in, she took me on a tour of the back rooms and I was so ready for it. Then she qouted the prices, it seemed a bit pricy for a standard dance so I declined. She was really pushy and willing to negotiate so she almost convinced me to change my mind. In fact we had settled on a decent price and I had taken money out of my wallet. But at this point she grabbed a $20 and tried to force it into the machine, ripping it in half in the process. That was a red flag, because who the fuck grabs money like that? Even if we were good to go, what the hell was she thinking. Sorry no dance with her after she pulled that stunt.