Crazy Horse is sometimes OK, if a little sketchy

Crazy Horse is not in a great neighborhood. There are plenty of sketchy homeless folks laying on the sidewalk in the surrounding blocks. I would not recommend parking in the area. The club itself is a converted single screen movie theater. There is stage with a couple poles and a fairly long catwalk. Most of the dancers I saw spent very little time on the pole. Instead, most of the action happens at the catwalk. There are a couple of rows of seats surrounding the catwalk, where, for a couple of bucks, most of the girls would give a sample lapdance. The back of the club is filled with rows of theater seats facing the stage. If you sit there, you will be approached by girls looking to chat you up and sell you a private dance.

The girls were a mixed bag. There were a few that were clearly past their prime, and few few that just weren't attractive to me. Most were at least average and one I would rate an 8 or 9. There was a good mix of latin, asian and white girls, but only one black girl when I was there. Most were a bit too tattooed for my liking. There was also a good selection of natural and implanted girls.

I can't speak to the private dance costs, as I did not partake in one. Also, this place does not serve alcohol. The value at the catwalk, however is excellent, imo. For a few dollars tip, you get a great close up view, and possible a mini lapdance. YMMV, of course, but I recommend it, and probably will go back sometime.