My Fastest Club Visit!

Crazyhorse used to be my go to club, when I had the time to spend in San Francisco. It has been a while since I last came for a visit. Just so happened to have time after lunch and dropped in. As far as how the club looks, still the same kind of dank environment. Entrance has gone up to $21 during the daytime which is a disappointment. I still paid becasue it had been a while since I had seen some naked breasts.

At this point I would have sat down to observe who was working and where they would fall on my ever biased looks scale, but I no sooner entered the club when I was grabbed by a familiar and famous dancer (for Crazyhorse at least). I was dragged back to the VIP room immediately. Apparently there is a side of the VIP booths that have gone up to $200 for 3 songs, which in most cases would be ludicrous for me. But taking into consideration the girl I was with, the amazing fun to be had far outweighed what I would end up giving away, I mean besides my dignity. So I paid it without any apprehension and was treated to an incredible time! I will not give a name or any details in this review, but if you remember when you first began coming to these adult entertainment parlors and imagined what may happen if the stories you heard were true, and wished for it to be true, you understand what happened to me this day. Of course minus the extravagantly decorated room and the monkey in the corner smoking a cigar. That wasn't part of anyone everyone's dream? Ok, everyone is right, no club has extravagant rooms.

I was literally in and out of Crazyhorse in less than 20 minutes. On to another club.