How bad can it really get?

Came here in Monday Dec 17th at about 11pm.

Never thought it would get this bad here. I came in when I saw an old favorite on the dancer board, but later I find that she had left a few hours prior and they never changed the lineup board. Unusually I stand in the isle to see who’s on stage before taking a seat. When I looked on stage I saw a two dancer show. But my jaw dropped when I saw the quality of the dancers. Never seen these two before but I can’t believe they would be dancing. First one looked to be in her mid 40’s, large everything, essentially a Latina Michelin Man. Next was a white girl, 30 ish, maybe 5ft tall, shaped like an old oil can cylinder. They kind of wiggled on stage as best they could. Two gentleman sitting stage side were donating a few dollars, to each there own I guess. At one point the cylinder girl did some lap dancing on one of the guys. After a few seconds of grinding she climbed back on stage, sat down and flopped on her back breathing heavily. She litterally needed a breather after that 5 second lapdance.

I know I sound like a jerk, but these places are about fantasy, where everyone makes believe super attractive women like you and want to do things to you. Why would I want to pay money to essentially see a female version of me on stage? Flabby, no butt, non dancing me. I come to these places to escape that.