The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

super slow afternoon

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sololava43
Jan 13, 2019, 4:21 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

It was so slow even Tiff was not busy when i went in. i sat stage side when i fist got in there and shakira climbed off the stage and into my lap for a few bucks then a couple other girls on stage. no one seemed real enthused. coco came out on stage, she felt pretty nice when she climbed off stage onto me, but i never saw here return to the floor after her dance. Tiff came up and grabbed my crotch and started talking about the $100 then the $200 rooms. I was ready to go back, even though she has never been my type. I dont really have a particular type, but she has just never really done much for me. Then she gets all crazy, i guess she thought i said no and yelled at me and told me its fun back there with her. She wandered off to the back and left i guess. I would have went to the MBOT, but it was Tuesday and they don't open till 6:30 now Sun- Thurs. I really want to love Crazyhorse, its always been okay for me at best. I have had good times here. I guess i just want it to be like the old MSC, but nothing will ever compare, I guess i should be lucky i got to experience it. Overall, I would still return. Crazyhorse would still be my number 1 choice in the city.

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super slow afternoon