The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Still trying to give Crazy Horse a try but still not worth it

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Fear51
Mar 8, 2019, 7:08 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Wanted to give the good old crazy horse another try. Not many good options in SF nowadays. Have been going to Gold Club Centerfolds in Sacramento, but that's such a haul and felt the need to see some naked bodies and was desperate. So went back to check out evening shift, and had really low expectations given how last time I went the place dropped off so much from its hey days. I went specifically to check out its porn feature Ember Snow who was supposed to come on at 10:30pm. I got there around 8pm and thought I'd get a few dances and wait for the feature. Won't go into the detail of the place, you all know what its like, run down, theater type seating, one big stage. Well I waited and not that many girls really and no one came up to me for a while just sat around for like 45 minutes. Finally get hit with the "wanna dance?" line. I just don't get why girls don't try harder. And the quality of the dancers still pretty weak. Many of them were on the chubby/overweight side, they really need to cycle new dancers here, its getting old/lame. After a few dancers approached for dances - a couple seemed interesting, but I just couldn't justify the prices. You get so much better value in Sacramento. Also the approach just seems totally impersonal and strictly short sighted business. I gave up at around 9:30pm just couldn't take it anymore. Left thinking I'll get something to eat and maybe go back. Never went back.

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