The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

What the eff happened to this place?

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Fear51
Jan 4, 2019, 4:55 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Used to be a regular a while back, several years ago and it was pretty decent, had a good line up with a range of dancers, some very hot and very customer friendly. I would go sit down and girls would sit down and chat... sometimes with little or no pressure for a dance. You get to know them and that makes it quite a bit more appealing to get a dance. When you connect with someone and like them you are more likely to get a dance. Anyway, went in last week and no one comes up to me for a hi. Sit around for 30 minutes and then get hit with the "wanna dance?". Well I can barely even see you or your body, and have no idea if there might even be any attraction or chemistry, so no, I don't "wanna dance". And the quality and quantity of dancers has gone significantly down hill. There are dancers there that have probably been there for like 15 years, might be good to get some new fresh talent. And so many of them were on the chubby/overweight side... they should think about going on a diet or getting a new profession. The facility I won't go into detail you can find there elsewhere here, but always seems a bit dirty and the seats don't seem that clean. Also pricing seems to keep getting worse as well. I had a girl quite me $$$$ for a 30 min VIP in the clean booths. Seriously? I remember it used to 3 songs for $ and often the girls would let you go over..... because she knew that good service would bring you back for more. Now it seems totally impersonal and strictly short sighted business. Its no wonder there weren't that many PLs in here, it looked like a sad sad place. Don't bother going here, find another club. It used to be so great and I miss the old CH.

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What the eff happened to this place?