The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Not What It Used To Be

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andyanderson
Mar 31, 2018, 12:06 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

But also exactly what it used to be. That’s part of the problem! I went on a Thursday afternoon and there were about half a dozen dancers, of which the most attractive were the same I remembered from five years ago (Tiffany, Justine, Diana). The place just felt dead. Only one PL up at the stage at a time and the ladies, bless ‘em, not drawing me up.

I got one regular lap dance with Tiffany (she’s always pleasantly forward if a little robobabe) with every intention of going private only to find out that it’s now twice as expensive as it used to be to get in the realm of extras. Never mind! I had some good times here just a few years ago, but next time I’m in town I’ll go elsewhere for better talent, even if without the chance or extras you sometimes have here.

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