The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Not what it used to be

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dumbluck
Feb 9, 2019, 3:16 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I haven't been to the CH for a couple of years. Nothing has changed except the day shift is slower than ever. It's a place that has always felt run down, old and shabby so if that's your thing, as opposed to corporate slick clubs, you may like it. There were only a handful of customers on this slow day mid-afternoon visit. The nights can be much busier particularly when there is a featured porn star performing. No one was dancing on stage when I walked in so I took a seat near the back of the theater style room. I moved up to the first row of the stage once there was a girl dancing that I thought worth seeing. The dancers to my eye were in the 5-7 range in looks. A mix of Asian and white dancers. They were all friendly and nice and I appreciated that they didn't hustle too much. I recognized a couple of the dancers who have been there for years. After watching the full rotation of dancers while sitting at the stage I decided to leave. No one interested me enough to want to go for a land dance. Disappointing day but the last time I was there I saw a tall hot blonde and had a good time in the back. That's one of the thing that make strip clubs exciting for me. You never now how it's going to turn out.

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Not what it used to be