The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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BuckMcNutter
Feb 8, 2019, 7:04 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

So i guess the strip clubs think everyone that visits or lives in this city was either an Angel investor in FB or Google ? THat's what dances are 40-$50 a pop ? Even NYC where i grew up has decent $25 lappers. Oh well. I have been to this place many times over the years but only for DAY shift. And during the day you can get your self milked like a cow by the right dancer. But here at night they barely want to slide on MR Happy. Don't know why but i took 3 back to the $140 /10 min dance. If i was thinking clearly and working the Math i would have realized that's almost $50 per dance. Ok, it was private and nude. I'll pay a bit more for that. First up was a sexy Rusky. I would have like to give her my Hammer and Sickle. But she was just a Hotty and knew it. She was pretty sensual and gave a good grind ,whispered with her sexy voice her Borsche recipe in my ear and grazed her hand a few times on my pickle., but that's it. Next was a slim sexy brunette that i saw on stage with a cute labia. She did a 10 minute grind that was nothing to right home about. And then I ended the abortion of a night with a sexy , busty Ecquadorian. She had a great figure and I would have loved to have smashed my plantain all over her coolio. But not happening. ITs just a tease here at night. Im guessing the chubby ones give more service or extras if you upgrade the room.

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