The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Just kinda meh, don't waste your time

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thisishowwedoit
Feb 8, 2019, 8:57 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Was in San Francisco and due to some booking problems, ended up in this area and figured I'd stop by the closest place to check it out, especially since some of the reviews said it was kind of a crapshoot. Well, after a $20 cover, I immediately could tell this wasn' t my kind of place. If you really just like to go somewhere to chill and see the occasional hot girl dance, but without pushy requests for dances, then this might be your place, because there was NO energy here. The girls were all doing the classic smartphone shuffle, only looking at their screens except for the couple hot ones who seemed to have regulars attached. For a cover charge, you want a place to immediately pop, at least with number of girls , which for my Friday night at least was not impressive.

I'd say look elsewhere.

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