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Why Icey Hates Us Geezers

His dad welched on the child support: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mSjcOtBW5E

Acropolis

Portland, Oregon

Acropolis. And the STEAKS

I visited Acropolis for the first time with some friends because we were hungry after the Winterhawks game and one of them suggested we go here for steaks. A strip club for steak? I thought.…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Few Girls on Day Shift

This was my second visit to Paradise and I will start off by saying it wasn't nearly as good as my first visit. The club is in what appears to be an old strip mall. Plenty…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Fridays Adventure

So The Building ? Like many of the past reviews its has been described as bright Pink . It sits on the South side of Route 130 in Burlington Nj . The parking lot is…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

A return trip

Its been I think 3 years since I last visited and looks like 6 years since my first visits (and first review). Basics: small pink building along 130, huge parking lot which I have…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Quick Friday Visit

This building is directly behind Frank's hot dogs, and it can be hard to find; follow the signs. An added bonus, if you use the ATM it will show up on your account as "Frank's…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Small spot. A couple of cuties. Very pricey VIP.

Small place on a busy street corner, across from the CVS. Easy to miss. If you're using GPS, make sure you're looking for Van Houten AVENUE and not Van Houten Street . Place is actually nicer…

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Can women play the drums?????

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Teasers

Tampa, Florida

I thought it had potential

This is a compilation of two visits, both in the afternoon. The club gets off to a slow start, not unlike any other club. This is an all black club on my visits. Fine…

Cheeques

Linden, New Jersey

Not bad and not expensive

Decided to check out the scene at an old favorite on the way home. The club is basically a single room with a large rectangular bar with a stage on the interior where 1…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

No complaints with Lido

Went to Lidos on a football Sunday during the playoffs after an uneventful time at Cheaters and was happily surprised at the good time that was had. Big parking lot, fairly well lit...…

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Pinellas Unicorns

Let’s start by saying Oz is my fav place in the world. But it has really fallen off lately. Cubans have completely taken over. Used to have a nice mix of girls and now 95 % Cubanitas. Also a lot…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Okay, but Okay is Almost Good in this Town Nowadays

Been going to the Rail less lately since it's been lacking in new talent for years now. Arrived just after midnight my last visit. For a Saturday, it really seemed low capacity-wise. I'd say it…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

My Favorite Club in Philly!

I love visiting this club every time I’m in Philly. It feels kind of shady getting there, you’re walking through mid-town which is really nice and then there’s a somewhat dark alley with a small…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Any advice for an out of towner?

Been looking through some clubs in an area I'll be traveling. Desire seems like a great place. Any advice for a newcomer to the area? I'm from the West Coast in town for a week. Thank you to anyone who…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Would come back at a later time

Stopped by about two weeks ago around 3 on a Tuesday. I was stuck in traffic up north and decided I would drop by. Haven’t been since right after Covid but I have been here…

Cheetah Gentlemen's Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Cheetah Wed night

I went to cheetah last Wednesday Night around 10 pm. Plenty of free parking in their well lit parking lot. And paid 10 dollars to get in. Had plenty of ones but the door man…

Boom Boom Gentlemen's Club

Mission, Texas

Dark and to the point.

I had sometime to kill so I decided to give this place a shot. When you walk in it is extremely dark mostly because you have to let your eyes adjust from the Texas sun.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

HK I have died and ...

Okay, so this was my first time at the ultimate adult playground. So I must admit I was scared initially to go to TJ, especially with the climate between the US and Mexico, but…

Tijuana

Advice for new patrons: Hong Kong is a level 70 club

Recently there's been flurry of activity here on TUSCL from mongers making their maiden voyages to the mecca of Tijuana and to Hong Kong club (also known as the dragon). I'll admit, I love reading new reviews of the dragon. It's…

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Best Stripper/Sex Worker Movies

Since Anora has been a topic a couple of times, what are your fave stripper or other sex worker movies and why?

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Not a good day

Flash dancers is my go to place as the talent there is always amazing and above average. But this particular visit was bad. About the place two door to enter the club. Once you enter…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Chica is gone! This is Chica part dos. See what I did there?

Okay! If you’ve read any of my reviews you know I love going back to a spot when it hits. My Austin spot was chica bonitos. So as soon as I landed, I tired to…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Mission Unaccomplished

Arrived about 5:00 and parked in the back dirt lot. Lot attendant confirmed I was in the back lot so there was no parking fee. Cover was $10 with a light pat down. Both levels of…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Nice lunch break if expectations are moderate

Another lunchtime visit, midweek. It’s pretty disappointing that post Covid this club cut their hours. Before I used to be able to go from noon, any day of the week. Now it’s only Thursday and…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by for a quick visit after not being in a strip club for about year

It's been awhile since I've visited a strip club (have to be a bit money-conscious at the moment) so I figured I should stop on by especially since I wanted to have some ass and…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Thursday night

I was leaving work in downtown Raleigh late and I was bored so I figured since I was going right by it I stop at Ricks. I arrived already 9pm and stayed maybe 90 or…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

The same, but it's a good thing.

So after a few months of waiting for the renovations to settle in, I decided to give G-Spot a try to see how things are looking these days. For the most part, the building remains…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Solid, not great but solid

I’ve been to curves a few times in the last few months. You come in on the right and the club opens to the left with the bar on the back wall. Sometimes you get…

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What's Your Stage Tip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kYhlicnO54 I guess Ballet is just really advanced stripping where you don't need the Pleasers any more.

Vanity After Dark

San Francisco, California

Mediocre Visit on a Thursday Night

Was in town for business and dropped by this place after a work event. The layout is a bit surprising. From the outside, this looks like a big warehouse type of club, but…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

If you want a lot of girls to choose from, this is the place to go!

This would be my second time going. Free parking, with a huge lot. Around the corner of the club, did notice some street entertainment so already knew there was fun all around. I went on…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Did not see any naked women

Had some time to kill between a couple of appointments and paid a weekday after noon visit. Club looked the same as it did last time I was the stage is in the middle, bar…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Open? Closed? Who the Hell Knows

I was in Columbus for a few days and picked Roadhouse based on full nude and reasonably priced dances. My first attempt was on Monday. I arrived at about 8 and the door was locked,…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Meh. I wish it was more.

The place is the same as always. Read below if you want to know what it looks like. The soda machine is no longer there, but that’s fine with me as I never partook anyways. It’s…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good time, but not what it used to be.

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 5pm. Not too busy. Pre pandemic Cheerleaders had hapoy hour prices, but no longer do. Renovation is nice. Enter through metal detector, nice new bathroom and lap dance…

PART 2: my personal opinion on influence by Robert C.

The Art of Influence: How Not to Be a Simp in a Strip Club I don’t care how salty you are about a past experience—maybe you got played, maybe you thought she was your second wife (which, bro, break up with the first one first). Either way, if you’re walking into a club and losing control, you’re doing it wrong. This isn’t about running game or some manipulative nonsense. This is just how human nature works. If you carry yourself right, people notice. If you don’t, well… that’s how you end up walking out with an empty wallet and a head full of regret. Here’s what you should be doing instead. --- 1. Reciprocity – “I Give, You Feel Obligated to Return” People instinctively return favors.…

Tijuana

SERIOUS QUESTION: Help me I'm stuck in Phoenix, AZ

I have a passport, so that's not the issue. The issue is that my Dallas flight into Phoenix got delayed. It caused me and several others to arrive late to our next destinations. My next flight was from Phoenix to TJ.…

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Say what you want about these fat chicks but you really get your moneys worth

I mean have you ever got a dance from one of these girls? I mean talk about all out effort. You can basically do whatever the hell you want there just thrilled they sold a dance. A dance which they…

Brandi's Exotic Nightclub

Vancouver, British Columbia

It’s Canada, but different.

This is an interesting location because it’s downtown in the same building as a massage place. You enter from the street but go in the elevator upstairs through security pay the cover charge I believe…

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Tips for Tampa

First time posting, but going to be visiting the Tampa area for the weekend. I know for the most part it’s YMMV, but I was curious if there was a consensus for the best bang for your buck (literally and…

Bottoms Up Club

Fayetteville, Arkansas

Bottoms off, Pussies out

This establishment is kind of clean but very run down and in need of renovations. There wasn't many men there and only one guy was rowdy but giving people money to throw out. Overall good…

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Icey's big on youtube

https://youtu.be/GvYeudJi_Jk?si=juVYqs6Sp_3I-1FY

Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Bangor, Maine

Below average club

First visit to this club. After reading a few reviews I just had to check this place out as I was in Bangor for the night, I figured it can't be that bad. Hint -…

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4LFl_hNuTI

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Fajitas with a smokin Cuban

My last review was not accurate. I said that there's no ebony talent but i am wrong. Today, I saw 2 pretty black chicks working the stage. There were 2 black girls, 2 white girls…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Vacancy

Looking for good lap dances with dancers with whom I am at least somewhat unfamiliar, I headed out for the rain-soaked drive here. Walked in, handed the lovely lady at the desk $20.00, took my…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Worth a stop

Was at Bare Assets Wednesday afternoon and stopped back in at about 10pm. No cover during the day but 10 at night. Domestic beer is 5 and mix drink in plastic cup is 11. After…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

Synn NH is keeping it consistent...

Went on a Saturday night to see one of my ATF's. Got there around 10:30pm. Got my DL scanned, patted down, and wanded- and you know, I'm fine with that. North Hills…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

The Spirit Was Willing But The Flesh Was Weak!

I had read great things about Baby Dolls in Dallas. I had been to this club decades ago (at its former location on NW Highway) but had not ventured into it since it relocated to…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Beware of the drink whores and their knees

When you drive up to Lido's you will have plenty of parking with no parking fees. You walk in and their bar practically snakes around the entire club. On the back side of…

Scores Gentlemen’s Club & Steakhouse

Mooresville, North Carolina

Worth it if you want to try something outside CLT metro

I’ve been to this establishment several times. If you arrive before 10pm on Friday they’ll have a “dance” with all the strippers where you can pair up and go on stage with them. Obviously…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Afternoon Visit to Club 205

Went to Club 205 last Monday afternoon at around 3:30. Club has been reviewed many times, club details are in the second part of this review. . Most of the girls that day were in…

Glamour Girls Cabaret

Houston, Texas

I Guess it was worth it

I got there after midnight so cover was about $15 and when I walked in I was greeted by a woman (the owner I guess) who was somewhat pushy as I just wanted to sit…

Hour Place

Jay, Maine

Great spot for some Friday night fun!

First visit here. I was staying at a hotel around a 10-15 minute drive so I had to check it out. It's in the middle of nowhere and not much in the general area but…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

pixie

Anyone here know Pixie's (white dancer with a pixie cut) schedule or socials?

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Good times, dumpy bar

Came in on a Thursday around 11:45. First time in Atlanta, first time to this club. Pat down and collected 30 at the door, I tipped 5. The entrance is upstairs from the major…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Great spot for travelers short on time!

While on a work I arrived late afternoon, was very quiet greeted by a nice security guard and a really attractive blonde. $20 cover and not many patrons despite a crowded parking lot when I…

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Anora: Academy Award winner with good strip club scenes and sex scenesAno

Anora won an Academy Award for Best Picture and the female lead, Mikey Madison, won best actress. It is a model day Cinderella story but, in this case, Cinderella is a stripper/sex worker and Prince Charming is a douche…

The Dream Boutique

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Dream seems to be improving

The building is in the back of the parking lot of the purple orchid. Inside is a bookstore. With a theater to your right and the girls rooms are straight in the back. The left…

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[OT]: “”Unbelievable” TV Series

If you’re like me, I’m always struggling to find a great new TV series to watch. I have pretty high standards (like I do for strippers) and the well is running dry. Quite by accident I discovered the…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

To You From Peru

Stopped by this place for the first time in a long while after having relocated to Georgia. First thoughts were that the place has undergone a slow Cubanization in terms of the current line up…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Friday early evening - 2 girls only

Traveling between New York and DC, I stopped into Delilah‘s on a Friday late afternoon. There was no cover charge from the cute girl out front and after the metal detector I sat at a…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Saturday Satisfied

I found myself in the area with a little bit of extra time on Saturday right about noon. I think my car knows this and the autonomous system takes over. It wasn’t long before I…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Big place, variety of talent, a lot of fun

Found the place as usual in an industrial not great area, but felt safe enough. Grabbed a coffee at the Starbucks down the street first. Layout has been covered, but I’ll say you walk in and…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Just OK. Price inflation and too many regulars!

Synopsis: PT’s has a lot of hot talent but there are enough patrons (mostly from out of town) who pay too much and inflate prices. There also appears to be a high number of regulars…

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Progressive Politicians Stealing

Mayor Michelle "shame on you" Wu is the epitome of a progressive. From her racist singling out ofItalian restaurants for fees charged to no one else, to her no whites allowed Christmas party I thought we had seen the worst…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Hot Asian Dancer: Emola

In my latest, review I mentioned Emola, a hot Asian dancer. She got pretty wild on stage. Wished she was available for an LD or VIP. Anyone knows what her work schedule is like? Hoping to get a dance with her on…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A fun club that isn't overpriced

I've stopped by the Hi-Liter off and on over the years. Originally went because they had feature dancers and a website that was updated with some regularity to showcase them. Often those feature dancers were…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Going down hill.

Again reviewing this club (pretty much have two since this club and Devil's Triangle are the only two clubs walkable for me). Yeah, it's starting to be over for this club. 1) Door dudes used to…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Snowday Saturday

This was a Saturday visit in February. Got there around 8pm, stayed to about 11pm. This review is mostly about the dancers there that night. Layout: There is parking at the club, but I have no idea…

Red Garter Saloon

Key West, Florida

Red Garter gets a two Thumbs up

Was in KW for a couple of days. This was the first of three places. (turned out to be the best of the three). Monday night around 8:00 pm. No cover.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Escape from Hong Kong

This is part 2 of my HK trip which covers day 2. Part 1 Enter the Dragon: https://tuscl.net/dashboard/reviews/423685 ==================================== So, after trying to catch some sleep after the amazing session with Texas, I found myself waking up at…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Day Shift Delight

I’m usually a night time goer in Vegas so going during the day was new for me. But this day I decided to see what the day shift lineup was like. I called ahead and…

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, Illinois

Nice place on a cold night

Location/Building details; The club is off the highway. Very bright lights outline the building and at night you almost can't miss it. Big gravel parking lot. Easy access Inside, you stop at the window where you pay…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Dead last night, but hopping this afternoon!

A discount pass is available online which drops the cover charge just $ from the usual $22 (before 5) or $27. Wednesdays there's $10 entry before 1pm, and might be a great deal, because--well, read…

Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

Farmingdale, New York

Mirage lives up to it's facade

The only way to get to it is driving in Broadhollow Road and taking the exit to Farmingdale Road where it's smack dab right next to the entrance. Right before I merged into Farmingdale road,…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Quick but fun Wednesday night at PP

The club is located in a strip mall off of a major road. There is plenty of parking and it is well lit. Your car is not totally exposed to the main road driving by…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Biggest. Badonkadonk

Biggest bum in CD

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Some good changes, some bad

Short version, not recommended for what most guys on this site are here for. Long version, see below. Decided to give Rick's another look after hearing they reduced their cover and drink cost. Cover is…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Way to much money spent but it was all good

Ok so first time review. First time to cheetah in wbp. Got in the club probably 1730 on wensday night. 1 dollar cover no pat down. Went in caught a seat at the main bar. Drink wise…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Struck out but still enjoyed my (limited) time.

Stopped by on a Friday evening a few weeks ago around 6. Haven't been on a friday in a while -mostly Saturday late first shift and early 2nd and I usually have a longer tine…

BabyDolls Ft Worth

Euless, Texas

Last try at BDFW

Decided to give the updated baby dolls fw another chance since the main BBD location has changed the chairs up a lot upstairs. Unfortunately the changes also have hit BDFW from my experience. Walked in…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

There’s usually diamond amongst the dust here

I found myself in the area with money to spend and time to kill. I’m normally a daytime visitor and you can usually find a seven or so surrounded by fives. I wanted to see…

Tijuana

Shaken Down in TJ (no joke)

I accidentally posted this in the Front Room - didn't see the TJ specific discussion. I can't figure out how to delete the other post, but this is it: Never posted but this is for peoples' safety. Third time in…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

All Stars good time

Hit Allstars after making a drop off at Midway since I hadn’t been for a while. ID was scanned on my way in. Bar is to the right as you walk in with…

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Shaken down by police in TJ (no joke)

Never posted but this is for peoples' safety. Third time in TJ. Was riding back in cab around 10pm and stopped by the police at a busy intersection. Asked for ID, told to get out of the car, was patted…

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Why DJGs are the best hires

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMOvigjuRS8

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Phoenix Arizona Strip Club ideas (Extras needed)

Does anyone know of any extras spots in Phoenix, Arizona? Any good high mileage clubs. I am reading reviews and will respond as I am doing research. I have a 10 hour layover after Tijuana.

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday is not alright for dances

I have left quite a few reviews between here and Fantasies, but nearly every one has been about a day shift experience. I am a day shift guy. I like the low hustle factor during…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Friday Deja Vu trip

Very hot ladies. Great at upselling, unfortunately fell for the trap. 1 hour is 600+ in the vip room. VIP room is fully nude, can’t touch pussy/asshole and that’s pretty much it. They have multiple…

Politics

Trump's stupidity is overwhelming

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2QDxvNL/

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Quickie with Kristy

This is a peep show attached to a sex store. It has a large parking lot and you can enter the store to shop or go to the left to view the girls. I got…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

BEST VIP EXPERIENCE

Who is the best and most popular girl at desire ? Who is the busiest dancer at desire ? And gives the best private room

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Very decent

I came in on a tuesday night around 8. There was a surprising number of girls there, despite the club only having maybe 4 patrons. Cover was 5 I think, when I went.…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Consistent fun relaxed club

Visited on a late Thursday afternoon. Experience was the same as in my previous visits. Didn't see many of the same faces from a few months ago but similarly 2 that I liked and…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Even Better With Beer

I’m not sure if the alcohol made this visit seem better than recent ones. But we had a great time and there seemed to be hotter ladies. We didn’t know if they were…

Tijuana

Airplane Metal Detection for Traveling to Mexico

How sensitive are the metal detectors in airlines. It has been years since I have flown. Will they have a problem with the zippers in my underwear? I have hidden pockets. I'm flying from the US to Mexico. I am…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fall from grace

Wow. This visit truly made me sad. I have been visiting the strip clubs in the Philadelphia area fricassee there have always been ebbsand flows, but I actually think that cheerleaders has been the strongest…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

A Tall Leggy Brunette for a Tuesday Afternoon

Club Risque is easy to get to from the PA TPK/295 and 95. Eastbound on PA tpk exit for Rt 13 south then 413 (Veteran's Hwy), about 10 min from exit. The club has plenty…

Latina’s Cabaret

Houston, Texas

There’s Latinas but that’s the only positive thing

Came in on a Saturday night looking to try and see what the place had to offer. It’s a very small joint but there are lots of girls that are out on the floor. Latinas…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Wednesday with Sabrina

I was in the area on a Wednesday and decided to stop by. As we all know, building is a pink and black building located on 130. Plenty of parking is available and the entrance…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Enter the Dragon

Before I begin, special thanks to @RonJax2 whose creative writing was both informative and interesting and was "seminal" in me deciding to make this long trip. He also patiently responded to all my personal messages…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Tuesday afternoon quick visit

First visit in several months. Nothing has changed. I knew I would be in the area for business so I had called ahead to get an idea of which girls would be working.…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

First Time Visitor

I have noticed the sign to this club several times on my way to other clubs in the area and decided to check it out. I pulled up to the club and entered the doors. Upon…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Laid back vibe but not dead. Good time as long as you know your budget.

Went on a night when they were showing a big boxing match. As a result, it seemed like a good chunk of people were they to just watch the fight and tip the girls after…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Tuesday early afternoon was as expected.

Was driving right past the place so I stopped in for a beer. Its way out west near the base, Westgate isn't far either. Parking lot had about as many cars as I expected, maybe…

Knockouts

Stone Park, Illinois

Trying knockouts again

Decided to stop by with some friends on a late Saturday night as I was looking for a change from carls/scores. Location not best for parking as lot is small. Good thing is cover is…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wednesday

Waitress brought my drink and I tipped her a few bucks. Looked around and noticed several familiar faces, Liz, Imagine, Kendra, Monse, Amita,Mimi, and Anya. A few of the regulars came by and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Quiet Tuesday

Stopped by on a Tuesday evening arriving at approximately 6pm. No cover when I arrived, I believe the $10 cover starts at 7PM. Plenty of parking, lot was maybe half full at the…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Spent too much but left smiling

In town for business, decided to check out Yellow Rose. Arrived around 7:30pm, club was fairly dead but it was a bit early. $15 cover charge, was greeted by a waitress and shown to a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Big tits where are you?

In town for a week and I visited several of the local clubs this will be the first of many reviews for the spots around town. The area didn't seem to bad but pulling into…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Decent Time, Got Scammed Once

Went on a Sunday afternoon and stayed from about 2pm-5pm. At least 2-3 dozen ladies there, and probably only a dozen guys. There was no issue getting a girl's attention here. First lady (super-hot…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The same as always, which is great.

The best part of the Penns Port Pub is that it never changes. Its truly a dive bar with naked women. I went most recently on a Thursday night at 9:30. For the essentials: You…

Deja Vu Showgirls Nashville

Nashville, Tennessee

Nashville is not the right city for this hobby

I had been to this club 2-3 years and had a decent, albeit fairly tame, time so was hopeful to repeat on a recent three night work trip to Nashville. I ubered over to the…

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Woolly mammoth on the way

You damn dirty apes are trying to resurrect the frickin’ woolly mammoth and have started by creating the woolly mouse. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/company-seeking-to-resurrect-the-woolly-mammoth-creates-a-woolly-mouse/ This lion would like to say two things. First, if you want a bunch of creatures you can hunt running around,…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Nice alternative to HK and Chicago (though part of the HK company)

Had a recent work trip to southern California so added two days on the front end of my work trip to visit Tijuana. Once over the border I take the bus up to Revolucion and…

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If the point of American society isn't to care for each other and make things be

Title couldn’t say it all. If the point of American society isn't to care for each other and make things better for American people, and the planet, then what's the point?

FKK Sharks

Darmstadt, Germany

Another great outing at FKK Sharks

I had a non-work trip to Europe and booked my return flight home via Frankfurt with a 21 hour layover. This was only 2-3 weeks after my recent two day bender in Tijuana so was…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Happy as always

I went on a Friday afternoon, on the road and this is always a good pit stop. So the basics of the place are covered by a lot of reviews about this place; bar…

Romeo's Castle

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Storming the Castle

Feeling bored on a Monday night and decided to venture back out to Romeos Castle, $5 cover and $6 beer. Only one other John in the place when I arrived and he left…

Tijuana

Trip Report 2/24/25

This will just be a general trip report and not in depth review of each club. @Zbott already has a review of HK. I might write up reviews on HK, BT and CC if I get to it.…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Minnesota - don’t even bother, rude girls and pricey

Wow, I’ve been to strip clubs all over the country and this place is one of the worst! The actual venue is nice but there’s no parking except street parking and a super sketchy lot…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

Not bad for the only club in Yonkers but nothing special

City Lights is in a safe area but far from public transportation so you’re going to have to uber or drive. Walked in around 11pm. $20 cover. Metal detector and pat-down. Also checked my ID…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Meh visit

Went to Kittens, first time ever and probably will not return. Tuesday afternoon in a sellers market is not great. Regular rates are 3 for 100 to 120. Xtras were much higher,…

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(Technical) Something broke on the site - can't approve or see pending reviews

I can't click on or see pending reviews anymore, and can't approve them, unlike before. Has something broken on the site? Or is there a new policy? There's all these changes on the site that keep happening, and they're not necessarily…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Orange is NOT the new Black.

What to say about the good old VIP's Gentleman's Club in Orange. Located on a main street it has that depressing past its sell by date vibe going on. Almost a cliche…

Politics

DeSantis vs. The Tate Bros

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Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Good weekday fun spot

Heres a detailed review of a famous place in paterson. Went on a friday morning. Alot of hot latin women. Id say most women were 40 plus, but occassional 20 year old. Plenty of enhanced…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Late Morning Private

Made my way into the club around 11am on a wed and was charged the low entrance fee. It's a requirement to get a drink but I always just get water anyways. I sat down and…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

Chill Sunday night visit

Visited on a Sunday night after dropping a friend off at BWI. Arrived just past 7 and the bartender was still setting up. The vibe of the club is great, old Americana cozy with an…

Tijuana

The best way to get a woman's attention in TJ and more? (serious answers please)

When I enter the brothel, is it setup similar to a strip club? That's the impression I get from YouTube videos sneaking cameras inside the building. what is the appropriate name for these women, since nobody refers to them as…

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San Diego SC’s

What’s the best SC’s in San Diego for great mileage? Yes I know, TJ is the spot! I’m heading there but have to make a quick stop in SD for a day or two

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Extreme Boob Smushing

Is anyone thumbs up on this? I just feel like, just out of politeness, they could wait till after I'm dead for this, won't be that long.

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My Latest Alt Fetish OTC Activity

She trimmed off the short hairs on my ears. I asked her if she did it to her boyfriend too. She said no, only his butt hairs. Not loaning her my scissors ever.

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Massage Joint next to Hip Hugger

Any word on the Gold Hands Massage place almost across from HH? I was wondering if that might be an after club experience.

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Daytona Bike Week strip clip intel or advice?

Anyone out there who knows the Daytona Beach club scene well enough to provide any intel on the slim chance of getting extras in the clubs? I know the extras scene has has mostly dried up. But with…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Sunday Daytime, Spring 2024

Might be a long shot but I'm hoping someone can hook me up with a name and/or status of a dancer I saw on a Sunday (early) afternoon in early April last year. White, short, very dark hair, kinda thick…

Tijuana

Potential Tariff Impacts

With President Trump implementing 25% tariffs on Mexico today, Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum said not only will she use counter tariffs against the U.S., but also introduce "non-tariff" measures. I'm wondering if that means that we American citizens will have…

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Never fall for the tricks

Went to a non extras club the other day and a wanted to address something. A lot of dancers want to be seen as “clean” or I’m not that type of girl image for some reason. They will say “…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Challenging and crazy dancers

Ok gents I feel like playing the Desire game on hard mode. I’m looking for challenging dancers, not robs, but those that aren’t performing up to their potential wink wink. Some that might be crazy too. I’m going to take…

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Anora - Stripper movie "does" 5 Oscars

Anyone seen this? Won the most this year: Picture, Actress, Original Screenplay, Film Editing, Director. Never heard of Mikey Madison (stripper actress.) I haven't watch the Academy Awards in like 30 years. Typically, when a movie gets a lot…

Tijuana

Want to fly toTJ?

https://www.aa.com/en-us/flights-to-tijuana?c=DSP|MIQ|20250102|MKT|USM|DRT|NVS|US_Brand_TRAN_BRAND2025_AO_DYN_JAN_DCO&gclid=CjwKCAiAw5W-BhAhEiwApv4goF8uDKsCgfGV9DUjCl99br7PlPe8iPigazwHGLSqGUo2oLYQhVh0ZxoCFLAQAvD_BwE

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In Chicago near Barrington and headed to the Airport in t-minus 24hrs, where to?

Where shall I go gallivanting to as of March 2025? For a day time drink and for sexy girls that speak English?

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Millie Bobby Brown

Is anyone here a fan of “Stranger Things”? It was never on my radar to watch - I thought it was just a dumb show for kids - but when I read it was the most watched streaming series ever, I…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Parking

Can you park at CB?

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Intel on Snow, Fiji, Nami?

I’ve been going to SRCOI and rarely go to Synn these days. Curious if there’s any talent over there that I should check out. Snow, Fiji, and Nami were just some names from roll call that piqued my interest. I’ve…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Going rate for CBJ & HJ?

What should I pay for a HJ or CBJ here? I don't wanna b ripped off. If the girl asks for $1k, I can say, "I get CBJ here all the time. I've never paid more than $150." Knowing…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

New IG for zen @the.goddess.zen

If you haven’t had a dance with me yet you need to! 🫶🏼

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Diamond Club

Anyone have any intel on The New Diamond Club, which is the upstairs part of KOD

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Club’s security personnel activity suspicious?

This discussion is relative to my review and other discussion topic all from within the last week. I arrived at a club where they had elaborately armored and uniformed security outside the door. He did the basic pat down…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Hanging out

Is this not the type of club where guys go and hang out longer than the ins and outs I’m reading more of in reviews? You some clubs you can drink and have long fun

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How much for HJ & CBJ in strip club?

How much should I pay for HJ & CBJ from a 7 or 8 in strip club? I don't wanna get ripped off.

Politics

For MAGA, when did the US stop being great?

I can remember, up until at least 1975, it wasn't unusual to see blue-collar families living well. Owning a home, couple cars, even with just one wage earner who picked up 5-10 hours of overtime per week on average.…

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Unable to use with computer.

I'm unable to log in or to use tuscl at all on my computer. There is no right margin.

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ESPN needs to show more women’s rugby games

According to the Daily Mail there was a rugby video that went viral for all the wrong reasons https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/rugbyunion/article-14437023/Womens-rugby-sevens-viral-video-Faith-Nathan-Teagan-Levi-lineout-shorts-revealing.html But this lion can’t see the issue. Can any of you perverts see the issue? https://www.tiktok.com/@baddiesinsports/video/7475451063609380118 That’s some good rugby. ROAR!!!

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Mermaid clubs?

Have any of you weirdos been to the mermaid club north of Tampa? Apparently it is in some little town called Weeki Wachee. This rick has questions before his next Florida trip. First, are all the mermaids hairless ape from…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

April

What days and shifts does she work. Saw her last week but had limited time and had to leave. I would like to see her and how are here dances.

Politics

Avoiding A Government Shutdown

With cosmetic surgery: https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/6759315

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Expensive Extras

Why gammy gets charged a lot: https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=11213981

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.instagram.com/bellabxllaa/

Politics

Bill Burr- Like him, or no?

https://www.google.com/search?q=bill+burr&client=safari&sca_esv=5a7ffd68e81f29df&channel=iphone_bm&cs=1&ei=QbXDZ5ThM6Ggur8PvbbNyAY&gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1Tcwj6_KLjZg9OJMyszJUUgqLSoCAEuBBv8&oq=&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIgAqAggDMhAQKRiABBixAxhDGIMBGIoFMgIQKTICECkyCxApGIAEGLEDGIMBMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BMgoQABgDGOoCGI8BSLAPUABYAHAEeACQAQGYAUSgAUSqAQExuAEByAEA-AEBmAIEoAIcqAITwgIKEAAYsAMY1gQYR8ICDRAuGIAEGLADGEMYigWYAwvxBTBak2hIe1QPiAYBkAYEkgcBNKAHywQ&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#vhid=1iLa3P4sQ0ywnM&vssid=l&ebo=0 Thought I’d pose this question in the politics room, considering this guy has been catching it from both the left and the right. I personally like him, as he is an equal opportunity basher of views on both sides of…

Tijuana

RANT: Getting rid of temporary debit cards was a mistake

I'm so F@@#$ tired of banks getting rid of temporary debit cards. It's almost ruined my plans. I'm planning a trip to TJ, and then I realized I still haven't gotten my debit card from my bank yet. I call…

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Robert Kraft

Here is a bolt from the blue: I am glad Robert Kraft beat the massage parlor charges a few years ago. The head law enforcement officer said something along the lines of "the law applies equally to everyone".…