State of Strip Clubs/Missouri

We got the show me state up next. Missouri has some places that can be really restrictive but some have been alright to me.

In St. Louis there is one club Rhonda's place, not a good spot, only a watch place, no play bikini bar. All other St. Louis clubs are across the bridge in Illinois.

Columbia where University of Missouri is, center of the state, a couple clubs two way the most your gonna get. I liked Rumors over Club V.

Poplar Bluff, way down the state there's a Pony. It was pretty dead when I went on a Friday night a few months back. It probably doesn't have long if that what the weekend is like.

There are also three clubs in the Ozarks at Osage Beach, haven't been to those yet.

Springfield. Brad Pitt's hometown you got a few places here. Pretty restrictive town most your gonna hope for is two way. Softails is downtown, showtime Joe's, Centerfolds and Rumors. All kind of mid range spots. Rumors had bed dances, my experience was a got one wasn't taking the bullshit and got thrown out of there. Looks like Aces place closed. You ask around town people say Centerfolds has the best steak in Springfield.

Down in Pineville near the Arkansas border, Peppermint Hippo is there. Lap dances suck so you gotta go to VIP here it's like $120, decent two way mileage in there they pretty much leave you alone. Not many girls when I went but the ones working looked good.

St. Joseph up north from KC the club is called Outskirts, it's an alright spot, some overweight girls in here. One chick I got dances from let me a have a good time, decent two way mileage. In booths or up above in the communal area.

Kansas City. Kansas city clubs ain't that bad to me, I've had some alright times. Going way to the boonies of KC you got Fantasy ranch good amount dancers, no extras but ok two way dances for $20 IIRC. Coming in you got Club Ultra small spot decent girls but outrageous prices. Then you got Club Skin right by where the Royals play which I think was a high mileage spot but nothing in there maybe me want any of that, pretty slow. You also got Baccala, I think urban club haven't been to it yet.

Then you got the Shady Lady, pretty packed spot, dances are in a big communal dance room, staff member in there with everyone, decent two way but no extras I think it was $30 a song. And then downtown you got Bazookas which is the upscale spot in KC, solid lineup but no mileage here at all and then you also go Temptations a couple blocks over, decent lineup about half cuban, dances $25 a song two way in a communal like train car booth room.

Any memories from Missouri?