The real treasures are the strippers we meet along the way?

What happens at Unions on a Tuesday? Not much. I rolled in around 7ish to find 2 girls at the bar and no customers in the whole building. Both girls were friendly, neither were anything special to look at, but man were they cool. I’d never been to a strip club solo and during the week, so this was a new experience. I spent the majority of the night talking to one of the two girls and smoking from her weed pen.

A few more dancers and customers trickled in over the next few hours, but the place never really got lively. The music was kind if meh, and the dances were a bit lazy. I’m all for tipping, but there wasn’t anything happening that really constituted a tip from anyone. At one point a stripper was yelling at people around the stage to their money at her.

Drinks were affordable, and none of the girls were really pushing me to spend in excess, or pretend to drink with me (water shots, etc…). I was offered a dance a few times for $30 a song. I’d noticed the songs were extra short, so I declined.