The best option downtown

Bazookas is in the Crossroads neighborhood of KC. Easy access from downtown hotels and around the metro. They have a free parking lot and streetcar stop a block away.

Dancers are usually about 80-90% white, generally, with a decent amount of diversity in body type. I would definitely say that it's consistently got the best lineup in KC from what I've experienced. They are mostly pretty friendly and you're usually not sitting alone for very long. Dances are topless, stage is almost all topless but occasionally a girl will get naked. I have had one offer of a nude lap dance for an extra $50 but I think she was open to breaking the rules and not something that's really on offer, though, I could be wrong because I don't ask.

Cover is steep at $25. Couch dances are also $25, one way contact, the only value to these is to see if you want to go into the VIP. VIP's are $200 for half an hour, two-way contact. I think a genuinely solid value. It's private and if you like the couch dance, you'll have a good time in VIP.