Policy worth following

There's a policy worth following at clubs: Don't tip the ugly girls a second time unless there is an abundance of hot girls available. Define "ugly" any way you care. Just know to fold when you're dealt a bad hand.

I only spent $16 this weeknight after work at The Border. That low total should speak for itself. It includes a beer and $2 for the bartender whose cleavage was nearly the highlight of my visit. The rest went in small, single increments to four dancers, three of which I'd rather not have seen.

One was a white GILF except for the "like to fuck" part. I would have preferred she fuck off out of this profession. Face, figure - none of it was right for dancing nearly naked. I give her credit for not removing any clothes. No. 2 was an aging Latina with breasts hard enough the Israelis could use them in Iran as ordinance. No. 3 was AA and not sexy at all. Big tits. Pleasant face. It just didn't work. Something about her said anything except sex.