Legs Cabaret
8307 Gulf Fwy Houston, TX 77017

Like your older Tia got lost on the way back from the plastic surgeon

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Pancho9966
Jul 2, 2025, 5:18 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

I was making my lunch rounds on South I45 and stopped in for what I expected to be a good time. I had a recent good experience there and heard some others with similar reviews so I thought today would be another winner. I was wrong!

 

Let's start with my gripes about the club. First the music is way too loud. If you plan to hire girls who don't speak English you should not keep the music at concert levels. Second, the lights are way to bright for a strip club. I know they go lower as I have seen them. It doesn't have to be pitch black but I shouldn't be able to pick out freckles on the girls ass. Third, in a small club you don't need the manager as a third member of every LD. You can see everything from your perch at the bar with the bright lights so please don't make it awkward by including yourself in my dance. All those gripes turn what is a normal enjoyable club into something barely worth going.

 

Now for the women. There were about 15 plus which is good for that area and a lunch time shift. All of them are latina and so were the 5 waitresses all camped at the door waiting to pounce. I have no problem with eagerness and appreciate they took turns coming up to talk to me.

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